the ultimate strip club list

So I was traveling through Albuquerque and decided to hit up TDs North. I had a great experience here a few years ago with a older Cuban duo that took me in the VIP for…

Killeen, TX. Tuesday night. Big army town, home of Fort Hood or now it's Fort Cavazos. Knowing all that, most of the strippers are going to have some type of connection to the military. Stuff…

Maybe I'm getting too old for this shit. https://www.pexels.com/search/ripped%20jeans/ Women of all ages are actually paying good money to look raggedy. I've seen 60 YO wearing them. They look really ridiculous. I can remember my mother buying iron…

Flew in for work last week so stopped by Delilah's for a few hours. Arrived a little after 7 and it was pretty quiet, the eagles game being earlier in the day and the phils…

Stopped by on Tuesday about 4pm. Things were pretty slow. I'd say there were about 20 dancers there and maybe about 30 customers. Despite the slowness, all three stages were open.…

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Odessa is where that movie Friday night lights takes place. The TLDR is that this is probably the only club worth checking out in Odessa but it that great. Sort of…

Odessa, TX. Monday night. Came here right after Ricks, it's basically right next door. Plenty of parking in the lot. I think cover was $15. Walk in. It's pretty nice inside. There were anotehr couple…

Odessa, TX. Monday night. First review of this place so let's get it on the board. West side of town, area seemed ok to me. Small lot in front, with a big back lot if…

There's a new strip club that's going to be opening soon in Mendon, MA. I was in the area a week ago and decided to take a look at how things are progressing: The building,…

Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the parking lot looked…

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On my scale, where the girls are under 30 and under 125 pounds, this night at Delilah's was below average. This Tuesday night, I was out of luck. The dancers weren't unattractive. They just were older…

Houston, TX. Sunday night. After midnight. Walked cover was $25 I think to the girl at the front. Walk in. To your right is the bar, to your left is the LD area on open…

Cover was $27, no alcohol since it's WA (bottles of water are $2 and they break $20s), large parking lot, re-entry is fine, didn't check ID. I got there maybe around 8pm and it had…

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Austin, TX. Tuesday. I've actually been here before but way back earlier on in the strip club journey I wanted to see if my much more trained eyes were decieving me. The girls were fucking…

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/dodgers/2024/10/22/fernando-valenzuela-dodgers-pitcher-obit/75561445007/ 63 Too young And ready bad timing otherwise too Can’t even imagine what LA is going though right now, especially given his Mexican heritage

Beaumont, TX. Sunday night. Only strip club in Beaumont, meanwhile there are 50 billion right over in Houston. Area seems alright to me, right across from a golf driving range. Plenty of parking in the…

The location is smack in the middle of Manhattan, on the same block as the Empire State Building and ~70 yards from Macy's Herrald Square. Tourist Central. Tons of Mass Transit options.…

I was recently in Austin Texas conducting business and found my myself North of Austin up near Pflugerville and Round Rock so I decided to check this place out. The last time I was…

This place was the only place open till 6am and all the other clubs closed soon so me and my friend go. Parking cost 30 bucks cause your right on hollywood so if your looking…

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Went in on a Thursday night for the $80 VIP special. Was approached instantly by a cute girl wearing a school girl style outfit short mini skirt. The cocktail waitress was coming over with my…

I was passing through Denver on a Friday night and after reading reviews decided that Players Club was the club in town I wanted to check out. Now keep in mind I had driven 13…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon around 1pm. Same setup as mentioned in numerous reviews, mandatory valet about $7 and up the stairs to enter. No cover during this day. Grabbed a…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon. Basically haven’t changed - lot of parking, no cover in the afternoon, rectangular bar with 2 poles behind it. Beer was 6 or 7 bucks (I didn’t count the…

This is a small, rectangular club near the interstate. Parking is at the back, and the entrance is on the same side as the street. A guy pats you down before you enter, and you…

After two nights spending way too much at Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire I suggested Chicas Bonitas on our last night in Vegas. Based on my prior visit here I knew the quality of women…

She really had a thing for those Abercrombie models: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/former-abercrombie-ceo-michael-jeffries-arrested-sex-trafficking-case-wsj-2024-10-22/

The 19th Hole never changes, in terms of it's layout, decor etc... one "plus" is its location in a safe neighborhood with a large parking lot well-lit at night...inside it is the same rectangular space…

I've been out of the loop for a couple years, any advise on places with good chances of extras would be appreciated.

Upon arriving, the club scanned my ID. I am not thrilled they do that, and in back of my mind I always wonder if my ID could be stolen, you know, as it has my…

Tried to post this as a review but couldn’t. Here’s an article from the local paper, translated from French: The Gentleman club bar located in Marieville was the victim of flames on Tuesday morning. The Fire…

Basically a dive bar with dancers. It's one long bar when you walk in, plus a small seating area in the back. No private rooms to speak of. There's a stage behind…

This was my first visit here on a scouting mission. Easy enough to get to from 95 or the turnpike. Large parking lot in the rear. Building is inviting and clean both inside and out.…

Arrived for Sunday night football around 9pm. Club: valet parking available but able to park on the side street or nearby public lot and walk up without issue. $20 cover. Walk in to a long…

Arrived around 10:00 on a Tuesday night. The location is in an industrial park with a music venue and another club owned by the same people but a few hundred yards away. Whatever major plant…

Visited The Fox at about 3pm on a Wednesday afternoon. Had visited two times in June also. No real changes to set up. Walk in to middle of long side of large bar that surrounds stage…

Came here on a slow Monday night. Was able to do the Yelp checkin and get $10 off at entry. When I get in, I get the mandatory drink and sit down. Girls were sparse but…