Splendor

It was a Tuesday evening, and after working all day, I was feeling antsy. Normally, I’d head to the Galleria clubs since they’re the closest, but this time, I decided to take…

Having been bored by St. James on a Friday afternoon, I took the 20 minute drive westward to Splendor. This was my first ever visit to Splendor and, based on earlier…

I’m ironically the last reviewer from about two months ago. I decided to go back to see if things are different. This time around ten on a weekend night. My last trip…

I had an urge to visit a strip club late Saturday night. I chose Splendor. I had for me what was a very unique experience. As soon as I entered the club…

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit…

Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the…

Came to splendor after seeing it on my way to the shop during a business trip. Location is right off the highway in the Tomball areas and most areas around there…

Several weeks ago I spent a nice afternoon/evening at Splendors. Went to Diosa first but they were short staffed and nothing interesting so headed west to Splendors. Went to bar…

Location was fine- clean enough, lighting was fine, and music wasn't too loud. I'm not too particular about the atmosphere so it was all good enough. I think I paid 10$ for…

back into Houston for work. Got done with the meeting and headed to my favorite TX club. got there about 9 or so. 13 bucks cover and i started…

It’s no secret the SC scene has been on a downtrend for years now, especially the happy hour vibe from back in the day. So I found myself around the…

Been in Houston a few weeks, so checking our the strip club sceen. After some boring meetings I decided to check out Splendor. It is located a block or two off one…

I have been there before but never taken the time to write a review. Overall, the place seems to be one of those hit…

It was my first time to this club. It was pretty clean and looked a little upscale. Something like Saint James but smaller. We went in and sat down…

Stopped by on a Thursday night around 9pm. Paid a 13 dollar cover, walked in. There's a large stage in front with a non functioning water feature behind it. Plenty of seating, one…

so i show up about 9 on a wednesday not especting much as storms are rolling in to the houston area. i was…

I have been here a few times before but last Tuesday I was in the mood to spend some money and I am happy I did. Plenty of space in the parking…

I have been here a few times before but last Tuesday I was in the mood to spend some money and I am happy…

I have been here a few times before but last Tuesday I was in the mood to spend some money and I am happy…

Went to Splendor on a Friday late in the afternoon around 5pm and walked through the industrial strength Metal detector. It’s either not on or not set very sensitive as…

TL;DR: 60% white, 25% hispanic, 15% AA dancers, 4 to 9s, mostly 6-8s. $8 cover, $8 jack&coke, $20 lap dances, three VIP areas $95 to $200 day and $195 to $400 night I’ve…

There is a real hit or miss situation going on here depending on day. I have been a few Saturdays and one was awesome the next was super dead. Around 10pm which…

There is a real hit or miss situation going on here depending on day. I have been a few Saturdays and one was awesome…

This was my first visit to Splendor on a weekend evening in quite a while. In short, it was pretty close to a waste of time. Cover was $13. I got…

So back in Houston for work. As was last year i was hoping this would be a diamond in the rough near my hotel. i walked in about 9:30 on…

Well, if Splendor was ever a great place to go to, Sunday night wasn't it. Dropped in around 8:30. Cover was $13.00, which now that I've finished the visit, was…

I stopped by a week before Christmas after hitting the mall to do a little shopping. In the past when I have visited Splendor on weekend afternoons, I learned not to…

Swung in on a lark one recent early Friday evening. Sat down and bought a domestic beer for the standard 8 dollars they charge. This particular evening there were around 30 dancers…

Was in Houston and decided to check out the local SC scene. After flipping through many clubs decided on Splendor. I don't remmeber my reasoning outside of the prices didn't seem too…

Have added Splendor to my regular routine — the location is convenient, the girls are hot enough, the beer is cheap. The stage is worthless here and no one goes, it’s 100%…

Hadn’t been here for awhile, used to visit maybe monthly prior to covid. Mostly the club is exactly the same as it was before covid but they did do some minor remodeling…

So on a lark i went in here. I had a meeting in the area and my last night of strip clubbing went less than good so i thought what the hell…

I went in on a Friday night after work to blow off some steam. Club was nice, clean, front door girls were friendly. Management…

I had the opportunity to drop by a couple weeks ago. The inside is very nice, clean, and in good shape. I was…

I was in Dallas the night before. Had an awesome time OTC with a Cubanita that I had met on a prior visit. Was a little hungover but wanted to check out…

Went to Splendor for the first time after an especially long day at work for some R&R before heading home. Parking lot was surprisingly busy for a Wednesday night -- well lit,…

Stopping here in the late after around 5:00pm on a weekday is a great option because of the happy hour that runs from 5-8pm, with tip, a beer runs $5 during this…

I visited four times recently. Club/building is nice, area is good/safe (suburban strip mall area) and parking has a security guard. Cover was $6 before 7, $11 after 7. Dancers are mostly…

I was in the area and decided to stop back into Splendor as it had been awhile since my last visit. When I arrived the cover was 5 which I paid to…

So I was around the area on a recent Tuesday afternoon and in the mood for a cold beer and some decent conversation. I…

Splendors is not among my favorite strip clubs. But it is also far from the worst I have seen. I wandered in a couple of times recently more out of boredom…

This was a Saturday night with lots of college football going on so the attendance was sparse when I got there around 10 pm. Maybe 30 customers and 15 girls. Cover was…

I had been to this club numerous times over the past few weeks and though I wasn’t a fan in the past I feel like something has changed for the better, perhaps…

I had been to this club numerous times over the past few weeks and though I wasn’t a fan in the past I feel…

I decided to check out Splendor and went on a Thursday evening, around 10:00. The details listed under this club are correct (Ethnicity, various costs, etc.) I walked in and found a…

They like immediately joining you and asking for a dance. Let me finish my first drink before you start your hustle. Feels like a…

My tumor must be acting up again. I put up with reality as long as I could on Thursday before seeking release from my inner demons. I have rarely been to Splendor,…

I came here after a decent afternoon at St. James. I had been given this club as a possible for a rare trip to Houston. This was my first visit to the…

Came back to this cub after months of not stopping in. Driving home on a Wednesday afternoon and decided why not give this place…

After a long day at a work conference downtown, I was extremely tired heading home. As I was nearing my house I saw splendor. I’ve noticed it a few times driving past…

I've been to Splendor several times. It is very close to the hotel I stay at while I am in Houston, so this is the place I usually end my night at.…

This was my first time in Splendor. It might be my last. Not that it was a terrible experience. It wasn’t. But neither was it highly memorable. The…

I wasn't expecting much considering this club is out in suburbia and every time I've passed by the parking lot has been empty. I was greeted by a waitress as soon as…

Interesting... I was on a really long Houston layover and decided to head to a strip club. It’s been a while since I was there... took an Uber 25 minutes from…

Been wanting to check out this place for a while. Came in after stopping by Church so I didnt get there until 1. Walked in the the entrance with a metal detector…

Saturday night visit, 9:00-10:15. Free parking, $11 cover, $6.00 bottled water at the bar. This place looks bigger than it is because of the very high, two-story ceiling in the main room.…

As you enter the club, there are a few girls chit-chatting and the girl behind the desk, dressed in a corset with her boobs reaching out towards the sky, looked very…

I've always liked this place and felt comfortable here the few times I've been. There is good ample parking, most in view of the front door, and I have never had…

It's been awhile since I visited Splendor and I thought I'd drop in again. $10 cover in the afternoon -- though this seems to be variable based on various visits.…

Wandered here as it was closest to my hotel and reviews seemed ok. When I walked in i realized i had been here years and years ago. How many clubs…

This club isn't on the top of my list but it's close to home and is usually worth a visit every few months. The dancers here can be a little on the…

Worth a visit or two. Got in at about 9 pm and it was starting to get busy with patrons and dancers. Saw a new dancer every 10-15 minutes. Stayed there about…

When I walk in there is a metal detector but there is also a very pretty girl to meet you there. No one dancing on stage, but I am greeted by one…

I had perhaps the weirdest experience here that I've ever had at a club. I've been to Splendor before, and have always had a good time in the "public" areas. Parking is easy…

This is my go to place for Friday afternoons. There's usually a pretty decent group of girls working the club. Your likely to find something to peak your interest. Usually not too busy…

Stopped in for the first time in years. The layout is a single large room with VIP upstairs. I came in and noticed the the door girl was very pretty, had large…

I decided to stop by since I was in the area for lunch. This was my first time returning in quite a while. It was a little after 12 PM and the…

In the area again and decided on stopping by to try it. It was supposed to be a customer appreciation night and i had a couple for free admission. Parking wasn't…

Decided to stop in mid afternoon on a Tuesday, was a little slow patrons wise but several girls all in the 7-8 range all looking to have a good time. They…

In summary, Splendor is a very good topless club with decent ambiance, food and high mileage MILFs. Afternoons are laid back. Didn't get rushed by dancers with the wanna dance routine. Ample…

Been awhile since I visited this northwest side club. I was hoping to see some of my old favorites but they have since moved on. There are still lots…

Normally I stay in differs part of town so this was my first visit to this club. Skipped valet, paid I think 7 or 10 plus tip to get in.…

Went to Splendor for first time ever. Lots of girls with very friendly intention . Girls are very nice, not what yoi thonk of as gorgeous by Texas standards. but they make…

Stopped by this club to give it another try after avoiding it for several months. First thing I noticed is that they are now actually enforcing the no smoking rules in the…

I went on a wed night after a long night of poker (paid off). I decided I did not want to go home yet and I had heard a friend recommend this…

Was bored on a Tues and decided to check this place out although its a bit of a drive. I had been several times before this year and its definitely better than…

Came here after celebrating a friend's birthday just because the club was in the area. The club is pretty big from what I can remember. Only complaint I have is they allow…

Never been to this club, but have passed by and been very interested. Stopped in on a Thursday evening since I had some time to kill. Paid no cover, walked right in,…

I hadn't been to this club for several months when I decided to stop in on a Wednesday afternoon. The club is nice and what I consider to be very safely located.…

I thought that Splendor was an above-average club. I went around 8 pm on a Wednesday and there were probably 20-30 customers and 10 dancers. Of those dancers, only two were white…

Ok first off, I had been here before with friends. We had a decent time, I got all the action I needed and paid for a buddy as well. I was there…

I visited this place on Tuesday afternoon during my lunch break. I saw it on here and thought it would be fun thing as I had two hours to spare. I went…

I understand that during the afternoon a men's club will be slower and the customers may not spend as much because they are either trying to kill time during lunch or just…

This is an interesting place because it is kind of out there compared to some of my usual places. Girls dance on a stage and seem very attentive to who is…

Been to this club twice now, both afternoon visits. it looked like they had a lunch buffet when I was there this time but I had just come from lunch and didn't…

Went to splendor on a weekday night - about 6pm Parking lot was loaded with cones to encourage valet parking, but there are numerous other lots near by (hotel, movie theater, restaurants, etc.…

Club is quite near to the beltway and easier to find. Got lot of parking too, however is little noisy and busy in day time. I like clubs where there are cubes…

Went there on Friday evening around 7pm and this place was packed. Parked myself to avoid valet charge and paid 11$ to get in. I think shifts change was going on as…

So went to Splendors about 2 weeks ago and I have to say this is an interesting place. Girls are active and will be happy to sit and talk with you…

Dropped by about 9pm on a Monday night. It wasn't all that crowded. There was a valet (parked free in the lot). I can't remember the cover, think it…

Stopped by for the first time on a Monday evening to catch the football game. It was the middle of the shift change so I was able to watch a…

I went to Splendors several weeks ago, but it never changes, so no worry's. The same door girl is almost always there, and she gave me a friendly greeting as always. On…

A place with a friendly neighborhood feel, which makes sense because it is a suburban location found away from the main visitor centers of Houston. They have a nice lap dance area in…

Went there on a Saturday night. Paid 11$ to get in. Had a drink and immediately dancers kept coming in. I was not ready yet for dance so I declined. There were…

Been awhile since I've been to Splendor, but decided to go on a Friday night around 11pm about a month ago. Overall things didn't really appear anything different physically with the…

Came to the club this past Thursday afternoon since it was raining and I'm guessing everyone was thinking like me as far as getting out of the rain cuz the club was…

Splendors is my favorite club. I have been going there for years. I thought it was time I gave it my review. I always have fun at Splendors.…

I had not been to Splendors for approximately 2 years. Stopped in on a whim on a business trip to Houston. The physical club has not changed and is very…

I decided to stop by on a Friday around lunch time. Since it is early in the day, the dancers were not rotating onto the stage. One dancer would dance…

Dropped by Splendor last week, actually to see my favorite waitress to catch up on the latest news with her, but she wasn't there. This club is generally OK in terms…