Splendor
7440 W Greens Road Houston, TX 77064

Splendor in the Grass

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Muddy
Oct 23, 2024, 12:01 PM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Houston, TX. Sunday night. I went over to Cover Girls but that parking lot had like 4 cars so I said fuck that, let me try over here at Splendor and the parking lot looked a lot healthier. Area seems fine to me, the most northwestern club in Houston. Not all ghetto out this way. Walk in, clear the mag, cover is $14 and in you are. Place inside is real nice, they got a waterfall behind the main stage. Bar to the right of the stage and bathrooms are to the left right by where you walk in from. There's upstairs VIP I forgot those prices though, it's a lot and then you got downstairs at $20 a song just on the back couches. It's on the open but you can touch.

 

Customers, it was pretty slow, there were a few customers sitting with dancers in the back couch area, you could hardly notice them and a couple next to the stage and then it was me. Some dancers hanging out at some tables. But it is sunday night but it wasn't that crazy. Customers demographics looked like middle age white and hisapnic.

 

Dancers. Only about 10. Seemed like less but they kind of pop out throughout the night. 20's mostly. Some older probably 50's cuban chick was vulturing my ass as I went to the bar. She had these big bolt on's but I just wasn't interested. The rest of the girls were hispanic, white and black. Mostly thin. Most were natural. I would say 6-7 range on them. Some nice face looking girls but way too thin for me, the type to blow away in the wind I'm good with all that.

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