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Throughout the course of 2024, I kept a running log of all of the private dances I got while visiting gentlemen’s clubs. I wanted to track my spending habits and see if there were any patterns in the appearances of the dancers I chose to get private lap dances with. In Google Sheets, I recorded the club’s name, the…

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This is my first TUSCL article, and I'm writing it on a topic that I've been thinking about for over 30 years: what is classy or trashy in the context of strip clubs. This opinion piece is intended to generate responses and possibly ire. Many of you will object to some of my thoughts. Some may reject every sentiment…

When you enter, the doorman collects $7. Domestic beers on Monday were $2 which was an excellent price compared to other clubs. There are a lot of tables with 2, 3, or 4 chairs at…

So I was in the mood and decided to try this place last Wednesday. Popped a few edibles in the parking lot and went in. It is large with two bars. Got a drink for…

HK has given me an opportunity to have sex with women way out of my league. Yes, I will be humble and admit it readily. That is the best thing about Zona Norte and I have earlier mentioned how the club helps men live out their fantasies. If we have time and means to do it, why not? There…

Dropped by Pin Ups late in the afternoon (arrived around 4:30). Parking was free, and after a cursory patdown I paid $10 cover to enter. Since I had heard them advertising a few…

I had time to kill on Thursday the 26th and I figured I'd do the strip club thing. Thursdays are usually a good day at Synn, I thought and I discounted the post-holiday thing. Bad…

Ventured out to Hank's on my way out of town, I arrived about 1:00? I'll cut to the chase, and not describe how the darker place is, the better it looks... I grabbed a table after…

I went to this club because it is nude and has the highest dancer rating in DC. I was not impressed. As I sat observing the mediocre dancers, I kept pondering the statistical concept of…

Wallanon and I were discussing some self realization about our clubbing in 2024 and it gave me this thread idea. Will I keep to it? Hopefully, but like all NY resolutions, they aren’t perfect. My…

Club Risque is fairly easy to get to from the PA TPK/295 and 95. Eastbound on PA tpk exit for Rt 13 south then 413 (Veteran's Hwy), about 10 min from exit. The…

I've never done strip clubs for holidays. Just curious. Is it better, worse or about the same?

I got in and sat at a booth. Girl comes up to me and asks what I want. I just say tea is fine, so I pay $7 upfront. I think the tea is free,…

Decided to stop in for my periodical evaluation in hopes that there were changes on the horizon for this hemorrhaging establishment. I am happy to report it is getting worse and there is no need…

I had some time to kill in the Long Beach area and returned to Fantasy Castle. Every other time I have been here it has been in the afternoon midweek and there were seldom…

Random Monday evening dropping into Cheetahs. Its my go-to SD club and its been a while. I won't go into the club details as there are plenty of other reviews describing the place. Plus their…

Had some time to spare so decided to drop by Kittens. Stopped by around 11:45am on a Friday, parking lot was pretty empty. Paid the cover, believe it was $15 for entry and…

Probably the best all around club in the Cincy Dayton area. It’s a big club, the main stage is divided into four zones. A dancer starts at the first zone (nearest the enterance) and after…

Havent been in a few months and decide to stop by on Saturday night. I grabbed a 6 pack and head up to McDoogals. You are greeted by the bouncer who scans your…

I visited The Candy Store at about 830 on a Sunday night. When entering the door girl charged me a 5$ cover and and she also had cold beer in a cooler she was selling…

It had been a few months since I last visited. Did the self parking $2 to the attendant. The lot is well lit and secure. The only negative is that during heavy rains…

Bugsy Siegal and a friend are standing on a street corner in NYC. They see two men running for a bus, one in a black suit and one in a brown suit. The man in…

I was in DC for a conference and took a night to explore the local houses of skin. There was no cover when I arrived, and I entered after the doorman scanned my ID. This…

Was up in Vancouver for a lads holiday and ended up at the famous No 5 Orange. Walking in is a bit unnerving at first as they require to scan your ID and take a picture…

Just like Forest said, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Unless of course you visit this place. In that case, you do know, or…

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