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I’m at a child’s birthday party, and it happens to be one of my kid’s friends place. This fantastic milf shows up and all the guys are glaring at her. Only one of the mothers…

Was so excited to visit Adelitas as I usually stick to HK but wanted a different vibe. Well, a diff vibe is exactly what I got, but not in a good way and I'll explain…

Found myself at DFW on Super Tuesday. Took advantage of the circumstances and got my wrist bands after paying the $5 pole tax. Even though I'm a VIP member she still scanned my id.…

How easy is it to get otc and extras in the dc and Maryland area? Otc extras from reasonably attractive dancers. DC laws are very strict ITC. Doesnt seem worth it even going…

Ready or not the USFL starts tonight. I don't know anything about it other than what's said in the following article but what quickly stood out to me was the team names were used before…

Hello, I have been to Silk several times. The coors and bud cost six dollars and imported beer costs eight dollars. Lap dances are $25. The girls are really good and get into the lap…

I came in shortly after opening, 4pm. I had a short amount of time and opted to take a trip to The Nile instead of the Silver Dollar. At the Silver Dollar I've had some…

Arrived at the club around 6:00 before any cover charge. The main stage, good size is in the center of the club with a bar to the right. There is also a bar near the…

There was a cover charge of $10. Club is in the basement. There were maybe six girls working. There were a couple of guys there with spiked collars ..idk maybe they…

On April 1st, the Niagara Falls border lifted its pricey pre-entry COVID test requirement. You have to use the ArriveCAN app to enter your ID and vax card info. Kind of a pain to have…

Went twice in the last couple of weeks, both times during the afternoon. Ample parking in their lot, no cover at that time, rectangular bar with stage on the middle. Paid $6 for a beer…

Between the barbed wire fence around the parking lot and the bouncers causally playing with a cattle prod, I can see why I was the only customer. This is the most uninviting club I have…

I have been meaning to try this place and happened to be passing through that part of town. Summary up front: the place is a dive (and that’s ok) verging on a dump (maybe still ok?)…

Focusing on the idea that during the pandemic business was down and if you got a room in Chicago it was pretty much anything goes…now it seems that things have tuned back a lot. Like…

I use to live in Southern California so my trips to HK were more often. This was the first time I had gone since I moved to the Midwest, and it was awesome.…

After a long time visited a strip club. Seems like new staff but the dancers were old timers it seems. There were only a handful of dancers and plenty of empty stage with just songs…

Why do some of them deny having a boyfriend or husband? Do people not want to get dances or meet OTC from someone in a relationship?

The reviews seem pretty bad lately, are there any places worth crossing the river to visit anymore.

Someone mentioned a lot of dancers cheating otc cause of jobless SOs and kids being expensive. However it seems many of the dancers are into buying very expensive items. Like $1000+ purses, shoes, latest iphones,…

Arrived at around 2:00, parking lot had plenty of spaces so I assumed it would be quiet. No security and the metal detector was turned off, girl inside just waved me in. Upon entry, the main…

Fellow TUSCLERs I will be driving south to the DC suburbs from Hamilton NJ on Sunday the 24th, in the early afternoon. I had wanted to try Hak's in Wilmington. It likely won't…

Finally made my way back to Chicas, my last visit was on a Sat night but that was way too crowded/hectic. Arrived Sun late afternoon still daylight. Paid the $5 cover, no security/bouncer…

Arrived at 6:45 cover charge was $7. This is a BYOB there is a Casey’s gas station the next driveway over that sells beer in 4 packs. Large entry way with doors blocking the…

I visited Centerfolds this week. Overall it was an enjoyable experience. There was no cover charge but a 1 drink minimum before 8pm. As is normal in CA, the 1 drink was…

After almost 5 years visited 8 mile road Detroit Michigan for an Event . So took the opportunity to visit penthhouse club (closed last 2 years) which was my favorite for about 5 years…

My neighbors had their catalytic converter stolen. Since my fav has a high ground clearance vehicle, I went to get her for OTC, cause I was afraid they'd hit her vehicle too, if it…

My fav told me she saw some old guy with a stick up his ass was offering dancers $20 to not use their phones for 20 minutes. The club was slow, so they were…

A good place for a couple of hours. The place is on a main road, but it is below road level and might be missed. Plenty of free parking. You enter the club; they want…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBhkwRF1FI That all the "dancers" on here are really just fat men in thier mothers basement partaking in an online fantasy Fancy that I'm on to you. Don't trip up now.

Sometimes your not on your best behavior, it does happen. Recently I was at a strip club. And us customers were all drinking, three sheets to the wind, getting rowdy, Tim Allen grunting. We all went…

I was talking to my buddy and he goes up north to New England every couple months to visit a "Brazil House" The one he goes to is invite-only and since the unsavory characters that frequent…

I stopped by Chica's on a Tuesday evening, after a short visit to Palomino's next door. It was probably closer to 8:30 or 9pm by the time I got there and the place was…

So I decided to go outside of my normal stomping grounds of FC last night and decided to give landing strip a go. The obligatory it’s a building in a place, yes they have a…