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Went with my girlfriend on a Saturday night. She wanted to go but we were confused as we both thought it was where had gone last time (which as Archibald’s). The dancers were decent but…

After a previous visit that was very disappointing because they were trying to instill some new no contact rules that led me to write a scathing review, this visit redeemed the place. I only visited…

Found myself in the Seattle area last Tuesday for the day so I decided to stop by Pandoras at around 1 pm. Around a half dozen cars in the parking lot which is normal…

The 10-35 is part of dying breed of strip clubs, it's one of the only few remaining 10$/song club and the alcohol is extremely cheap! Cover is 5 bucks
I went in a Sunday evening!…

I had not been back to Electric Blue for several years due to the pandemic and the lack of business travel. I finally had the chance to be in the area and I think it's…

This is more of a report of daytime cover charge changes than a full review of the club. Arrived at the club around 3.30 and the bouncer told me now they have cover charge of…

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The Boardroom Cabaret bills itself as a full nude experience and the BC entertainers usually live up to the billing 60% of the time. It is not a requirement of this customer that there…

Made a quick trip to Subi’s from 10:15-10:45 on a Monday evening. As you pull into the parking lot, there’s a sign saying “Stop! Valet Parking $7.00.” There was no one manning the…

This club has been described many times. It's a long stage / bar surrounded with seating, I figure about 50 seats or so total. It was only a quarter full when I visited, though it…

Visited on a Monday evening from 11:15-12:15. Free parking in a paved, lighted, and fenced-in lot at the back of the building. If you have never been here before, it’s important to know that…

Dropped in around 4:00 and stayed for about an hour. The place had three or four patrons and about six dancers. They were all MILF, not the most beautiful I've ever seen, but…

I was bored on Friday night, so decided to visit Tango's for the first time. It's a little bit in the middle of nowhere, and has a decent size parking lot that felt safe. When…

Having wrapped up my visit to Kittens, I decided to turn the day into a mini strip club tour. What better way to wrap up a day at Kittens than to go to discount Kittens.…

This is just a few minute drive from Sins where we went first. So you have two clubs to hit right next to each other [practically] which is fun. Both clubs let you come and…

I was back in Vegas for the week and flew in Monday with time to kill. Rented my car and drove to Chicas straight from the airport. I hadn't been in over a…

Stopped by on 6/10. glow party night. waited outside for 20 min in line because they were at capacity. $25 cover, $25 vip. ATM has a $40 fee. as soon as i walked to where…

Was in omaha for a weekend and visited on Thursday and Sat nights. Thursday was super dead with about 8 to 10 girls working but very few customers. Cover was 20. ByOB and they have…

As a female strip club attendee I will review my Sunday night. So I went with a date (multiple times but I’ll stick to this visit) We ordered the car service and they picked us…

Went as a couple and on a Friday night around 9 PM and it was pretty busy. First time at a strip club so we asked the attendant exchanging cash for some tips - she…

So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation the next before,…

I'll start describing the drive in. Those attempting to find this place for the first time may think their GPS didn't work or they must have taken a wrong turn. Off the interstate,…

Decided to stop in after a slow start across the street at Score's. I'd only ever been to Buck's during the day shift a few times, so decided to see what the night shift was…

This review is actually for a week ago. Went into the club on a Friday night, around 9:30ish, paid an $11 cover, and went inside. The place was clean and there was good music playing.…

ENTER The CHAINDOG. First time in since Halloween, Door man knew me anyway. Got in about 6PM. Ten dollar covver 3 bucks for a soft drink,no waitress; drink bought at the bar. The club…

Ahhh. So yes. I went to La Isla to see if the previous reviewer was correct on the premise that LA ISLA had fell off. I just didn’t see it. I’m sorry Patrick.…

In the past I've always gone on weekdays but this Saturday I decided to visit around 5:30pm. Their website consistenly shows the afternoon roll call and the evening roll call and includes a $10 off…

Again, with the help of a very knowledgeable TUSCL member, I made the effort to visit this establishment arriving at about 9:00 pm on. Wednesday and departing at ~ midnight. It wasn’t ver crowded— the…

This place is bloody terrible. It is a shell of its former self. Avoid at all costs.
In 2016/2017, this club was great. Dirty, hillbilly, but many dancers and good mileage. Not anymore!

Open at 8. I…

I just moved to Tampa and the strip club scene here has been terrible so far.I've been to Mons, Odessey 2001 and Scarletts but nothing really worth writing about, so I thought I would sum…

Last day in the area before heading home to CA and had an hour to spare, so after some TUSL recon, decided to pay BA a visit. Arrived around 3:00 to no cover fee and…

Stopped by at around 11:30pm. $10 cover at the door and a pat down for weapons. Inside was rather nondescript with black chairs and black painted walls. Bar to the left as…

So I've been in Kentucky for business and I read all the reviews for Louisville weren't that great so I headed across the bridge to Indiana. I got there between 7:30-8 p.m. There were about…