the ultimate strip club list

Got there early evening, about 6:30. No cover since it was before 7, cover is $10 after 7. Good thing because there wasn't anything worth a cover charge, lol. As you walk in, the restrooms…

I was in Tulsa with some free time. Four of the five Tulsa strip clubs are clustered within about 10 minutes from my hotel, so I decided to do some exploring. Lipstick Cabaret’s…

I was in Tulsa with some free time. Four of the five Tulsa strip clubs are clustered within about 10 minutes from my hotel, so I decided to do some exploring. Lady Godiva’s…

Oklahoma City, OK. Saturday night. Me and bigman headed over to the Red Dog Saloon. Honestly when you hear a name like that, especially an animal name your ready to see one fucked up joint.…

Gotcha! Na I kid I kid but you know what they way they pack in all these young kids, it's bound to happen. Inevitable. I didn't even get searched coming in, dumb dumb dumb. Anyway...

Oklahoma…

Oklahoma City, OK. Just came from a Oklahoma City Dodger game I felt like hitting the strip clubs. I checked to see if Bigman226 was out there already and he was. Only dude I know…

I was in Austin for the UFC fight and got antsy. Decided to go look for trouble. Found it.
This club is in the hood hood. There was a young energetic methhead who kept…

Montreal, QC. Final stop on a Montreal strip club crawl. Tuesday night. Area packed due to street festival. Walk up the steps, meet a blonde girl talking french. "Parle veux Englis" "Weeeeee" Cover was $10.…

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. 3rd stop on a Montreal strip club run. It may have been a random tuesday but the streets were packed some kind of street festivul right outside a concert a couple…

I decided to check out P10 Caberet (Sugar's) this past week. I showed up around 1:30 and the place was dead. There was myself, some random older guy, and two strippers.

One was eating…

Arrived at 8:45 on Saturday evening. Parking is self-parking and free, decently lit and feels decently safe. When I left at 10:30 the parking lot was completely full and someone was waiting for my…

El Paso, TX. Back in town. Damn though how the mighty have fallen. I hate to see what happened to this place. I went two nights. Friday night and saturday night. Friday night was pretty…

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. Strip club journey through downtown Montreal. Just came from Chez Paree around the block. Busy downtown area. Go in, walk up stairs. They ask you french or english. ID check. Cover…

I have reviewed this club before, but quickly, it is a smallish club in an ok part of Phoenix. There is parking in the back off the street, and if you want to not park…

El Paso, TX. Friday night. Primetime but this shit was dead compared to back in the day. This place used to be packed with almost 100 girls working soem nights. Now I think maybe 10?…

El Paso, TX. Used to be Tequila Sunrise then Xcape now Buck’s. There is a lot of staff that works here at night including two armed security guards out they aren’t messing around. El Paso…

Montreal, QC. First time in Montreal. All sorts of shit going on this city on this day. A couple different big street festivals and the Grand Prix was going on. I had to check out…

After a disappointing visit to San Francisco's Crazy Horse with no lap dances at all, I returned to my Covid club in Rancho Cordova. With gas at $6/gal here the 200+ mile roundtrip cost $40+…

If you read my article on “New Rules…,” you know that after six years of being a loyal HK monger I am soured on Hong Kong and Hotel Cascadas due to their increased desire for…