I Can't Catch a Decent (Strip Club) Break

I decided to check out P10 Caberet (Sugar's) this past week. I showed up around 1:30 and the place was dead. There was myself, some random older guy, and two strippers.

One was eating lunch when I came in. I took a seat, ordered my obligatory drink and waited. The second stripper got on stage. She was black with small tits and muscular thighs. She wasn't my type but she had a decent looking ass so I tipped her. I thought I caught a whiff of ass stink from her so I didn't stay at the stage long. She later came to my table and we talked a little bit. She was friendly but the conversation quickly fizzled into awkward silence. Lunch girl was on stage at this point and old guy seemed to be enjoying his time with her.

Out of boredom and hoping to salvage another failed strip club outing, I got a dance from the girl at my table. That's when I was able to confirm that the whiff I caught earlier wasn't a fluke. This girl's ass smelled. I paid her for one song and sent her on her way.