Piège à touristes

Montreal, QC. Final stop on a Montreal strip club crawl. Tuesday night. Area packed due to street festival. Walk up the steps, meet a blonde girl talking french. "Parle veux Englis" "Weeeeee" Cover was $10. Big bouncer comes over to show me a seat. And what do you know he wants a tip. I throw him a dollar. He says "Oh no, my customers give me atleast 3" I want this faggot out of my life so I give him two more. I don't even want all this change bullshit anyway they give you canada but I have to admit everybody on me about tips was getting fucking annoying by this point. It's a shameless strip club culture, but hey I'm on my tourist game right now, so it's an educational journey for me, I'm well aware the good Montreal strip clubs are in the suburbs but I wanted to start out downtown just because they were more likely to speak english. Layout, one main island stage. Bar on back wall, dance area to the right and bathrooms at the back left side.

Anyway girls. No more than 10 way more customers. Ok talent I guess. The girls looked younger here. White, latina and black it looked like. There was one blonde girl, thin, great ass who I was thinking about taking for dances. But she was super wanna dancey, go around to each customer, standing like 5 feet away and crouching down as she nodded her head towards the dance area. It just looked super hustley, I could tell it wasn't gonna be good. Dances are in booths in the back, 5 to get in and 20 per dance.

The customers were clearly all random non local tourist types it looked like that blew in from the street. The whole thing just felt very tourist trappy anyway, it was just not my vibe. Of all the clubs I would probably only go back the Chez Paree but next time I'm here I'm gonna have to do the suburbs which I hear is where it's at. But on this day was actually my first time in Montreal, so I wanted to do city stuff and check out the clubs and festivals and food all that Montreal shit. Not drive 30 minutes out to some rural club. Anyway cool city, lame strip clubs although somewhat affordable in hindsight but extremely annoying downtown at least.