Girls about as hot as Miss Cleo

Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. 3rd stop on a Montreal strip club run. It may have been a random tuesday but the streets were packed some kind of street festivul right outside a concert a couple blocks over. I walk in, tall bald guy approaches. Sounded american. Asked me if it's my first time here. He said no cover but you tip him and you got to buy a drink. I gave him a coin dollar. He starts weighing his hand shaking it up and down saying that's a little light so I gave another coin. Normally I don't deal with that shit I'd walk the fuck out but again I'm new here, just checking it out, along for the ride, and you know, no cover anyway. I don't know why they just don't say hey $5 cover or some shit like that and get rid of the nonsense, I deal with enough stripper shit, now I got to deal with bouncer bullshit. Stupid stuff.

Walk in, small stage. You know those corner creeps? Well imagine if a club was filled with those kind of dudes, that was this club. Everyone gave off a creep vibe, with their legs crossed in the corner all except some younger dudes at a table next to me. I went to the bar they only dude that seemed cool was the bartender, I got a water for like 7.50. Dances are $10 here. Dancers though, only like 5 and I can't say I saw anything too good here. One blonde girl went over kill with the fake boobs she looked alright I guess. But there wasn't too much here I thought and way more customers. Dances are in open booths off to the side. 10 is pretty cheap but I'm sure they are going to be on your ass about tips that's all this town does.

I got out of there in short time. Montreal is one of those cities where if you want to go see hot girls, you LEAVE the strip club not go to one. All these beutiful women just walking the fuck around. With that being said I went and hit one more strip club, Kingdom, a block away.