Danse avec les girafes
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- ElectronmanFlagged·Not Enough Club Details Lots of writing but very little useful information on this club. Here's my synopsis: $15 cover. $15 private dances, one involved grinding, one did not. Most of the remainder of the review focuses on the reviewer, not the club ("I was trying to figure out how shit went". Normally, I don't play that shit at all"). Some unanswered questions: Are all prices in Canadien dollars? How many dancers? Describe the talent. Stage show (topless, nude, entertaining)? Describe the private dance facilities and mileage (did you experience or ask about anything beyond some grinding). Final paragraph needs a rewrite including some punctuation to make it understandable).
- Pussylicker2Approved·Drink prices? Good info!
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