Danse avec les girafes

Montreal, QC. First time in Montreal. All sorts of shit going on this city on this day. A couple different big street festivals and the Grand Prix was going on. I had to check out some strip clubs in town and see how it went. In a lot of ways this felt like the first time going to a strip club just because I was trying to figure out how shit went. For example they don't have paper dollars, they have coins. Do I throw the fucking coins? Apparently they don't, Canadians don't really seem to tip on stage either. But off stage everybody is looking for a tip.

Any I walk in, through a metal detector. Cover was $15. Behind me was a group of cockney's so I knew I wasn't the only english speaking dude, infact these guys were from where they invented english so I felt like alright I'm not gonna be the only asshole who doesn't know french. Hispanic bouncer kicks a dancer off a bar seat for me and then says to me, "Don't forget my tip" I couldn't believe he said some shit like that, I said what like 2 times. But apparently that's like standard practice here I would hit other clubs and they do the same thing. Just comes off as totally unprofessional when you have staff begging for tips, just bake that into the cover or something. Normally I don't play that shit at all, but you know I'm new here and trying to see what the Montreal downtown scene is like.

Girls. I got dances from one mixed white black girl, tall girl. And dances were $15. She said she couldn't grind so I was able to touch her ass tits. Not worth it IMO. The next girl, I thought she was good looking she had nice tits and she sat down next to me. But I didn't realize how tall she was. I told her I would try some dances after she told me the no grind thing was bullshit she would grind for me. Well yeah she stood up, this girl was 6'2 and in heels she was 6'6, 6'7 it was fucking crazy, I was what the fuck is this, this is too much girl. Anyway I got a dance and it was a decent grind. After she was expecting tips but I said I had to go get change and she said don't worry about it. Also when I went in the second time, night shift started and there was a girl charging $5 to get into the booths. Nobody watching me in a curtain area.