Reviews

Been heavily favoring day shift lately. A couple weeks ago, I hit up Emps on a Saturday night with some friends. It was so packed you had to camp out for a table. And girls…

Hello fellow mongers. I just returned from one of my favorite mongering places. Club Globe in Zurich, Switzerland (Schwerzenbach to be exact). The delay was due to the fact that I struggled to decide what…

This was my 2nd time at DnG this year and I wanted to enjoy it, but unfortunately the place was shockingly dull for a Saturday night at a strip club. I walked in around 10:00…

I took one of my boys out to celebrate a new job and we decided to go to Follies because I heard that there was a free lunch buffet. There was not an actual lunch…

My most recent visit to Lucky's was on a Thursday, just before noon. They open at 11am, but when I arrived there was only one dancer. Five or six older men, one woman…

It was the best of clubs, and then, two days later, it was the worse of clubs. Visited TMC last Tuesday evening and then again on Thursday. TUESDAY: Arrived around 6:50 pm, handily avoiding the $5…

As cliche as it sounds, I stopped into The Landing Strip on my way back to DTW. I only had about an hour of free time, but I figured I would check it out. Had…

I went to the Peppermint Hippo 2 at 23:45 on a Saturday night. The outside of the building is painted to look like the Peppermint Hippo strip club featured in two episodes of South Park.…

Went looking for a afters spot after a disappointing run at another club Saturday night. Rolled in around 2:30am, parking lot is pretty much empty. Before I get frisked, security says parking is 20$. I'd…

In town for work, decided it would be a decent spot to hang out. Paid the 10 dollar cover and picked a table where I could watch the game and the girls. I was immediately…

Stopped by Red Rose on S Congress on a Wednesday night around 10pm and had a solid midweek experience. There is a lot of parking outside the club. The club wasn’t as packed as it…

I stopped by 'The 5th Ave bar' last Thursday evening and should say it was a decent experience. The place is in Hawthorne, NJ and close to Paterson NJ. Once you take exit…

The club's layout has been described a lot, most by better than me.. And... Well, here's the bad news. This will be one of the last reviews of this place. Why? It was sold a while…

Walked in around 6:30 this Saturday. No one outside, besides the food truck, it was too cold for that. Paid the $10 cover. There were about 7 guys and 3 women.…

The Ritz is a beautiful club located in south east Houston. Parking is generous, and this place gets pretty packed Thursday - Saturday. Dress code isn't too strict from what I've seen but this seems like…

So, decided to stop in on a Friday afternoon after a busy work day. Dropped car off to valet and went inside......paid NO COVER. It was not as busy as I thought it…

The title was just to get your attention. It is true that the name will be Inner Room next month. But still the same idiot owner. Aces was leased to someone. It failed just…

Walking into this club, the first thing you notice is the atmosphere. It’s dim without feeling grimy, energetic without being chaotic. The lighting is done well—soft neon accents around the stage, low amber lights at…

Stop by on Wednesday at noon. Parking lot only had about 10 cars and looked like it could accommodate at least 100. This is a pretty decent older neighborhood right on a Main Street. Walked in…

This place may be dark, but the dancers are always hot. I always visit in the evenings and there’s usually around 10-15 girls working. It can get busy, so if you see someone you’re interested…

I've been coming here off and on for a while. Back in the day, this was a pretty awesome bikini bar, with really attractive women who worked relatively hard and interacted with their customers well. Sadly,…

Showed up for the first time in a year+ for Super Tuesday ($5 dances). Paid $10 for afternoon cover and another $10 for the wristband to get in the VIP. Brought a bottle of vodka…

This club is located a short distance outside Seevetal which itself is around 15 miles south of Hamburg and about 30 mins drive time. It is in its own building which was probably a large…

I was in the area and thought I'd stop by. I walked in and had to empty all my pockets into a circle tray and walk through a metal detector; I did NOT have to…

I wanted to stop by this area out of curiosity. Security and their booth are still on the left side. There are friendly bouncers, unless you disrespect the girls. There is one one tall, middle…

Typical Vegas trip it’s been a while. Friday night in Vegas, 50$ cover charge, I believe drinks were about 13$ which isn’t bad considering Vegas prices. A lot of girls. The majority were Cuban. Still…

Good Visit! Parking to the side next to the apartment building. No cover. Stage to the right and it's long and narrow with girls sitting at the bar. This afternoon there…

This place is for sure unique. I have never seen anything like it, kind of a cross between a bikini bar, strip club, and smoothie bar. Walked in and there was no cover charge or anything.…

Short trip to Phoenix, but got a chance to try three places on consecutive days, Hi lighter, le girls, and this was the last of them. I had the best time here so I'll review…

Got to Bourbon Street about 6pm on Thursday. Parking lot has a smattering of cars, no cover, plenty of tables to choose from. Sit down, and, surprisingly, no waitress immediately comes over to ask for…

I returned to Rick’s this week after several months away. Plenty of new talent and, by my tastes at least, better talent than I saw the last time. Greeted by Portia (Porsche?) upon sitting down. Typically,…

Foxy is a little off the beaten path, right around the corner from the Cadillac Lounge. It’s the big building lit up in pink when you’re driving on 95 in the evening. It’s…

I’ll start by saying that this is a true review. I’ve been accused of leaving fake reviews (no idea why), and though I have made unintentional mistakes I have never misled. Most of the time…

Ruby's remains a great place to hang out, relax and get some potentially great dances. It's like a neighborhood bar with naked women to keep you company if you want. It's conveniently located just off…

Was back in KC for a business trip and decided to end trip with an old favorite - Place is pretty remote , about a 25 minute drive…

Little black square building with minimal parking in Lebanon. Just sort of place. It looks a little shady from the outside, but inside is very comfortable. Racks of old DVDs, spicy toys. They also sell…

Went here on a Tuesday as it was $2 bottles of beer, and cover is free as long as you arrive before 9:00 PM, not a lot of talent mostly Cuban girls and a few…

Attractive girls who play by the rules. It’s an ugly building with a barber’s pole spinning out front and parking in the back. There is a strict no phone policy here. No alcohol, just a little…

Went in on a Thursday a few weeks ago. Parking lot was pretty empty for 1pm. Went into the club and paid the $10 which covers entry and a beverage. Sat down…

Went to this location in the evening around 8? PM. It's located at the corner of a strip mall next to a Hooters. It doesn't look flashy, but is awkwardly placed. Several cars in the…

Love this place, visit frequently will continue to do so. I normally go to get a few dances from a girl, and never leave disappointed. Some are definitely much better than others, but the worst experience…

This is gonna be a strange review because this is a strange place. David Lynch isn’t dead — he’s just back in Philly. (Oh wait, didn’t he think Philly was hell when he was…

Went in Wednesday night around 11:30. $20 cover only cash. When walking in it was a slow night for most part. Maybe 15 customers and about 20-25 dancers that i could see. The place closes…

Minx Hartford bar side, lunch and grind. Off 91 at Jennings blvd exit. Been 2 years since a minx stop so I went back. No cover at 1p on a Friday. Big rectangular bar off…

Man, this place's reviews really can only prepare you so much. After a disappointing visit to Palomino's, my buddy and I decided to walk over to Chicas Bonitas. It was after 1am. There were a few…

This fall I visited Sparky's four evenings. Due to my work travel schedule, all of the visits were on Monday-Wednesday. I found that early in the week, it is much better to get…

I visited DIamond Dolls on a Thursday afternoon around 5 pm. There was plenty of available parking on the south lot. Paid $2 to park. No cover, no id check, no pat down.…

Showed up on a Sunday night around 9:00pm. Paid the standard $10 cover. The main stage is right to the left when you walk in with the bar on the right. The is an upstairs…

This was my first time visiting a strip club, so I arrived at 11 and sat toward the back to get a feel for the place. The club felt clean and organized, with dim lighting…

This is a go-to when I pass through. On a late Saturday night, I came in to see some favorites and found a new talent. Required: big belly and jolly security guard at entrance with metal detectors.…

So, I decided to check out this place across the river in St. Louis, thinking I'd be in for an unforgettable night. Let's just say, it was an experience, but not exactly the kind you’d…

Stopped at a PDX strip club staple, DV8, on a rainy (I mean it’s PDX after all) saturday afternoon. The place is a non descript brick building painted mostly purple. You can see…

My brain works in bullet points so here we go: - I only had one beer, Yeungling was $4 - Very much a dive bar that feels like it's for locals. This isn't a club or a…

Got to Cheaters around 9:30 on Wednesday night. Parking lot is small but I was able to get a spot. Cover was $10, no ID scan. There is one main stage in the center of…

It had been a while but I stopped into BT in Pompano Beach after lunchtime on a Tuesday. There were probably 12-15 customers around the two bar areas and just as many girls circling the…

I stopped by the Gold Club for the second time on my way home from work. I told myself if I ran into the same dancer I vibed with last time, I’d finally try a…

Went in on a Friday afternoon between 2pm to 4pm. Navigate the lot carefully there are a bunch of craters. Entrance on the side not far from dumpsters. At first I thought no one…

Time visited-1PM Parking-Free Cover-Free Drinks-$4 Soda/don’t drink Girls-Mixed Bartender-Hot skinny hot Crowd-40+ W, BLK,BRW LD-$20 VIP-$190 Music- Based on dancer I returned to Oasis after having a mediocre first visit. This time around as soon as I walked…

A weekday afternoon visit to CR Bristol. Large parking lot in the back. In the early afternoon it is mostly empty and in the later afternoon and beyond it is packed with a long walk…

I stopped in the other day because I had heard that an old favorite had started dancing there again. They are posting the schedule pretty regularly again on the ‘gram at @delilahstomsriver . I asked…

Popped in here on a Tuesday night 'cause I wasn't really in the mood for a scene, and this place turned out to be perfect. It's not one of those joints where they're in your…

I’ve been avoiding Curves since they raised their VIP dance price to $35/song, but I have a few favorites there that I like to stay connected with so that draws me in once every few…

I was in DC for the weekend, and after several recommendations, decided Good Guys was the place to go. So after a nice dinner and a couple of pre-gaming drinks, I decided to head out.…

Its been a while since I've been there. Day cover of $5 collected by bartender. Ultra was $6. Wednesday is $20 dance day so there were a decent amount of girls working.…

Normally I stop by this club during afternoon weekday shift, but I was craving some Latin influence for the night. Arrived Saturday around 9pm and the parking lot was moderate but not too busy. Cover…

I've been going to this club for a long time. I only go because it's the only one that's nearby. The girls all wear pasties, so you can't see anything. Underwear stays on. Drinks are decently…

Has been a long time since I visited the PH. I called for the schedule and noticed most of my favorites were not listed. Figuring that would force me to broaden my dancer…

So this is my second or third time here and it's conviently located near I275 within minutes if you know the area. Cover was a kinda high $20 after midnight on a Friday however,they appear to…

cover is $10 starting at 7pm paid in cash, card not accepted. you are allowed to use the atm inside for the cover, though the atm takes a $10 surcharge in addition to potential bank…

Haven't been to Jaguars in a LONG time so I figured "what the heck?" I wanted to try something different and I'm really glad I did. Walked into the lobby and got my ID scanned…

CB continues to be my favorite place in Las Vegas. It's a divey bar that's a little bit out of the way that really delivers. No pretense about it The but the value continues to…

It was late and I some time before heading home. What better way to wind down than relax at the P and watch half naked ladies wander about. The parking lot was almost full at…

Based on reviews wanted to try it out. Headed out on a Wednesday evening around midnight. Parking lot was 1/2 full. Got the pat down and paid 20 for entry and then 10 for a…

A blonde spent a fair amount of time rubbing my back. A brunette spent a fair amount of time rubbing the outside of my thigh. That's kind of how it went one afternoon at Risque,…

Came in on a Wednesday evening around 9PM. Was surprisingly quite busy given a Wednesday night. Walked in and paid $40 in cover. They have an option for a $100 cover for a more private…

Went to the Ebony Inn on a slow Monday. Parking is $10 an across the street in a church lot. There is a patdown to enter and a $20 cover. Let me say off the…

(Notes on the girls are at the bottom, In case you don't want to read the rest) THIS IS THE WORST STRIP CLUB IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!1! DESERTSCRUB WAS RIGHT!!!!1!1! The building is run down!…

Arrived around 1245. No valet and free parking. Doorman just wanted $5 cover but as a vet it was suppose to be free. Said I was a veteran even pulled out my drivers license.…

Went in around 11pm on a Thursday night since I had a free pass from last time. Typically $20 cover charge. Ubered here but parking looked very available. Topless club so there's a full liquor…

So it's not a bad spot but it is what it is. Usually I would go on a weekday; this was my first Friday/Saturday visit in a long time and it was packed like I…

Traveling in the area so I stopped at centerfolds to see what talent we can find. This place is dark af upon walking in it takes a minute for your eyes to adjust. I got…

Time visited-2PM Parking-Free Cover-Free Drinks-$4 Soda/don’t drink Girls-Mixed Bartender-Hot but on phone Crowd-40+ W, BLK,BRW LD-$20 Private-$30 VIP-Based on what is wanted ;) Music-HipHop Girls- Black Location: Located In Industrial area, across from Dream Boutique. Lots of free parking. The…

I was in the area on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm so I stopped in at Treasure to kill some time before an evening meeting. I normally stop in there once or twice a…

It had been long enough that I forgot my last review of this place 5 months ago. Not until I paid my cover and saw the $50 lap dance chairs lining the wall did I…

I arrived around 1pm. As I walked in, my ID was checked but not scanned. Cover was $10, free parking. This was my first time at a BYOB club which I kind of liked because…

Me and a few buddies traveled to Tampa for a bachelors trip. Was my first experience and I had a great time. I don’t really remember the cover it was around 20 my buddy paid…

This review is from my visit to Gold Room in March of this year. I was visiting Chicago on a work trip and decided to extend my visit through the weekend to enjoy the sights…

The Place: A small venue situated in an industrial area. Ample, secure, and well-lit parking. Dated interior: more “neighborhood bar” than “strip club” in terms of vibe. The Dancers: Given the generally positive ratings and the fact that…

Stopped by here after being the only patron at Lust nearby. The first time I tried to get in the door the security team said they needed to confiscate my phone. So I walked back to my…

The place is located on route 35 and can’t be missed. Parking lot is safe and secure but can get a little crowded during prime time. There is a $30 fee to get in but…

THE BASICS Scroll down to THE VISIT if you know the club basics/pricing...no cover charge during the day. Buy a silver drink card for $20 and you get $25 on the card. Silver cards can be…

If you have been there before, feel free to skip to the details of my most recent visit. The 2 clubs (Outer Space Club, and La Pearl) are 2 different floors of the same corner building…

Since there are 711 prior reviews, I'm skipping the architecture and layout. It was a rainy early evening -- like 5 PM -- when I arrived. The parking lot was mostly empty.…

Flew into Tampa, with the idea that I would eventually get to Oz. But my hotel was near Deja Vu, previous reviews sounded interesting, so I thought I would hit it before turning in at…

Blaze is a bit of a drive for me but it blows away Wax on the day shift and offers an alternative to Vivid. Anyway I go on my lunch break for a quick…

I had been to Bare Assets before and it was about average overall. This latest time, I went on a Monday night at 8pm, two days ago. The parking lot was well lit with plenty…

Location is just off the Interstate and has plenty of free parking. They start roping off some area of the lot for VIP in the early evening, but during the day the whole area is…

Been very busy IRL but managed to visit the Millstream recently and wanted to leave a review. Location is conveniently off the highway, no sketchy roads need to be traveled to get there. Parking lot…

Went to Purple Orchid for the afternoon games at 5pm. The parking lot was empty. When I walked in the place was fully lit with only the bartender and security guard around. Smh I figured…

I visited Sugar's at lunchtime mid-week (Wednesday). I got there exactly at 12:00, walked through security and paid my $5 cover. This is a club I have been to before, it's Sport bar themed…