Few dancers, low quality.

The Place:

A small venue situated in an industrial area. Ample, secure, and well-lit parking. Dated interior: more “neighborhood bar” than “strip club” in terms of vibe.

The Dancers:

Given the generally positive ratings and the fact that this was a Saturday night, I would have expected far more dancers and higher quality talent than was on offer. I was very disappointed. Perhaps 8 dancers in total. None above a “5” and I’m talking real world rather than strip club standards. Majority were either very out-of-shape, past their prime (50+ years old in at least two cases), or both. The “mix” of girls was roughly 50% white, 30% Hispanic, and 20% black.