Welcome to Jurassic Gogo or the Land where old strippers go to die

Went in on a Friday afternoon between 2pm to 4pm. Navigate the lot carefully there are a bunch of craters.

Entrance on the side not far from dumpsters.

At first I thought no one was there but then the bartender came out of a back room. Short older torta with black hair. Nice enough. It's a large space with a rectangular bar in the middle with a stage in the center. TVs showing sports a carveout to the side with pool tables and some curtained booths that might be for lap dances. One looked like it was being used for storage. Loud Spanish music and hip hop. Had a Modelo for $7. 1 Dancer came out to dance on stage. Older blonde Latin, big tits with a loose belly. Not my type but friendly enough came by for tip, grinded up against me and gave an over the pants squeezer, I gave her a dollar in her bra getting a handful of titty in the bargain. By this point there were 2 or 3 other patrons in the bar so she went around for tips. There was another girl I didn't realize was a dancer, sitting and staring at her phone. After a few songs she took off her hoodie and got on stage. She was younger than the blonde but not by much also Latin but darker skinned. Thick but not in a sexy way (any port in a storm I suppose). After her set she came by for a tip, not as friendly didn't grind or grab the sausage. At no point during visit was I offered a dance so I don't know if they do dances. After 2 beers I didn't see any other dancers and wasn't feeling the 2 that were there enough to stay. In total I spent less than 40 bucks. It's an ok place if you're in a dive bar state of mind and want to jiggle some abuelita titties.