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Kaos Grill and Gentlemen's Club

Parkville, Maryland

Been comming here for a few...

Been comming here for a few weeks for lunch and the place has gone thru some changes. All the pretty dancers left. A few new dancers, below average in looks. Food…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I know a lot of you...

I know a lot of you are not exactly thrilled with the new set-up, but I'm here to tell you. It works! Was in Friday and the mileage is just as good and…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Overall very beautiful girls. However, this...

Overall very beautiful girls. However, this is a very expensive place, and very poor VFM. Entered on a Thursday afternoon about 2pm. A dozen girls on duty, mostly all in the NY Live area. One…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

The Lady is my favorite topless...

The Lady is my favorite topless club in KC. It's pretty much your standard neighborhood bar that just happens to have half-nekkid ladies scampering about. The girls are friendly and the decor makes me feel…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I was there on a Wed....

I was there on a Wed. night. Things were a little slow at first but as the night went on everyone seemed to get into the action. Girls were very attractive and many…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

I went back recently on a...

I went back recently on a Thursday early evening. The 6 girls ranged from 5-8. The place was not too crowded so you did get some good attention. The girls are clearly going for the upstairs…

Odyssey Showgirls

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

This is a juice bar in...

This is a juice bar in a small city. 10 for the cover gets you two free sodas. Small interior, a long thin layout. There is a small square stage with a…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

I walked in and saw Samantha,...

I walked in and saw Samantha, the prettiest girl in the place, already dancing. Dark hair, smooth olive complexion, and a lovely figure (100% natural). I gladly said yes to a lap dance. Lap dances…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The place seems to be bouncing...

The place seems to be bouncing back despite the idiotic increase to $25 per dance. It still has that cozy corner bar atmosphere (at least compared to other, glitzier clubs). The quality of the…

Majestical City Gentlemen's Club ( Newport News )

Hampton, Virginia

This club is kinda grimy...but you...

This club is kinda grimy...but you def get what you pay for. Place is pretty pushy, there is a big ass sign that says if you are getting a dance then get the hell out.…

Centerfold

Hot Springs, Arkansas

This club has improved considerably. ...

This club has improved considerably. There were only a few ugly women dancing and even they weren't too bad. The last time I was there the girls were terrible. But I think…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

This is a nice club. The...

This is a nice club. The Web site makes it look like a really high class place, only for the super-rich, but I was pleasantly surprised. While it *is* possible to spend a lot of…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This place doesn't have the quantity...

This place doesn't have the quantity or quality of women as Treasures or St. James, but would be the best club in many cities. All of the women I met would sit with me…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

I went to this club last...

I went to this club last week. The girls are friendly but average looking (5-8). The dances are very good. The club is way too small. There were probably 15 guys…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

place is good, i go 1...

place is good, i go 1 time per week...girls are all black, a few dominican, can get fs at bar, do not go if you are afraid of black neighborhoods...good time can be had by…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

This place has its ups and...

This place has its ups and downs. Girls range from 4 to 8, expect to find the girls are about 5/6 on any night you choose. The action is better on the weekends, but isn't…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

There is a reason Treasures is...

There is a reason Treasures is the number one rated club on this list. I was in Houston on business a couple of weeks ago and happen to be staying in the Galleria area. So…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I went to this club twice...

I went to this club twice a week ago while on a business trip. My first visit was on a Wednesday afternoon. In Houston, most guys do not tip at stage. So the women really…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went to Rick's today at around...

Went to Rick's today at around 2pm. The new layout is nice, they have reversed the seating direction and have alternated the stages (main stage is now the second stage, second stage is now…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Visited on 2/24. About 12...

Visited on 2/24. About 12 girls working, most of which were a 6 to 8. My favorite, Tani, was not working. I had heard so much about Natalie that I had to…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I visted this club the other...

I visted this club the other week. Though the club is a bit run-down, the girls (waitresses and dancers) are pretty hot and the VIP dances are HOTTER!!! I would rate the dancers…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

This place is great for being...

This place is great for being kind of hidden in the woods. Was in Erie on business. Went on a Friday night at 10pm because of the reviews on this site. Not…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I visited this club about five...

I visited this club about five years ago. I made a return visit since I'm working in Charlotte. The club sits on a side street that runs parallel to I-126. It also sits on…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by my favorite club in...

Stopped by my favorite club in Atlanta this (Friday) evening. Arrived before 7pm so no cover. The place was crowded with patrons and large number of girls. All of my favorites were working this evening.…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

This place is definately high-end. ...

This place is definately high-end. It caters to the businessman or celebrity crowd - or anyone with some bucks. The girls are all 7 plus and very nice - friendly and smart. They have a very…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Just want to remind everybody that...

Just want to remind everybody that going to this club can be fun because most of the dancers here will do just about anything sexual to you for the right price, but that fun can…

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Do strippers LOOK DOWN on customers who PAY FOR CONVERSATION?

Do strippers LOOK DOWN on customers who PAY FOR CONVERSATION? Do strippers think that customers who PAY FOR CONVERSATION are PATHETIC? It has been said, heard, written and posted by both strippers and customers that customers who PAY…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I went to Vixens on Thursday...

I went to Vixens on Thursday night and boy has this club gone down hill. the only reason I'm giving it a 5 is its still a clean and well decorated club. Boy how…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

I was in Ausin on business...

I was in Ausin on business a couple of weeks ago so I decided to check out the XTC Cabaret on Sunday afternoon 2/22. What a waste of time and about $20 - I should…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

Wow, what a dump. Mainly...

Wow, what a dump. Mainly this is a pool players bar with a stage and a pole at the end of the room. The dancers ranged from 1 to maybe 3 or 4.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Was there yesterday, there were some...

Was there yesterday, there were some pretty rough ladied there. Only a few lookers, I got a few dances from a hot balck girl, tiny waist nice hips. Here dances were grade a and high…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Get here every month or so....

Get here every month or so. Was here last Friday night about 11 pm. Crowded, had to park next door at the old bowling alley. For those who haven't been in awhile,…

Playhouse Club

Romulus, Michigan

My first visit to the Play...

My first visit to the Play House was good enough to warrant a second. The third will follow as soon as my "entertainment budget" recovers, because I had an even better time. The…

Trixie's Adult Entertainment Complex

Louisville, Kentucky

This club has at least temporarily...

This club has at least temporarily closed. A new ordinance for adult entertainment went in to affect yesterday. This ordinance puts in place a 6' rule between customers and dancers. This pretty…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

I've been there before and I...

I've been there before and I guess that I'll end up there again, but I have never had a really good time here. On the nights that I have visited, including about 6 weeks…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

I get a chance to visit...

I get a chance to visit every few months. This time around the place was pretty much the same as before. The inside is clean. The girls are average. About 10 girls were working…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Electric Blue is a topless club...

Electric Blue is a topless club located just off of I-84, exit 68. It is next to a Subway, and very easy to miss as there is really no sign. The place is actually HUGE,…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

This is typical of a California...

This is typical of a California club. Total nude, and no alcohol. Went on a Thursday afternoon, cover is $12.00 and no minimum drink. In fact the bouncer is the bartender (soft…

The Torch 2

Boise, Idaho

The name has been changed to...

The name has been changed to The Torch 2. The place has been remodeled with the stage now being surrounded by chairs to allow more ringside seats and it is near the bar. There were…

Zebra Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Visited Scruples last week, nice club....

Visited Scruples last week, nice club. I went on Thirsday around eight, so there were planty of people there. The club is small and gets croweded fast. The bar is by the entrance and stage…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped in during the renovations a...

Stopped in during the renovations a little while ago. Unfortunately it was around 5:30pm and not during the afternoon. Had to wait forever for a dance with one of the two good looking dancers. There…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I was back at Ricks last...

I was back at Ricks last Tuesday March 2nd. Lot's of hot women. Remodeled club. Club would have rated higher if it wasn't for the lap I recieved from Scarlett. First the good news...lot's of beautiful…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Stopped by this past Sunday afternoon....

Stopped by this past Sunday afternoon. Club was a little dead. One girl on stage for three songs. Then a song or two with no one on stage. There were very…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Had to spend some time in...

Had to spend some time in Portland and had a free afternoon. So decided to return to the Acropolis. This time I tried the food which was quite good! The lunchtime 'floor…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Visited 2001 on a Friday night...

Visited 2001 on a Friday night in early February. It was my first time here and the place was fairly active - more patrons than dancers - and that is never a good thing.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Words of caution. This evaluation...

Words of caution. This evaluation is from Sunday at 3 PM. When I went, there were only 2 girls working and only 1 other customer. The couch dance I got (which wasn't…

Brass Stables

Nashville, Tennessee

Super small, in an alley with...

Super small, in an alley with a barker out front calling guys in. Went on Tuesday. It is one of the oldest clubs in the country, and I think…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

It has been some time since...

It has been some time since I stopped in, so I thought I would check it out again. Like the last review, it still seems to have a less Latin influence. This is a good…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I had an opportunity to revisit...

I had an opportunity to revisit Cheetah's about a week ago. And I have to revise my estimate - downward. First of all, was the 18 dollar charge at the door - for…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

If you like a busy atmosphere...

If you like a busy atmosphere with lots of ladies working, this is a good place for you. After they greet you at the door, you are led to your table, where you can watch…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Visited the Mons for the first...

Visited the Mons for the first time last Thursday night. Got there at about midnight and stayed until 3am. I had read on TUSCL about how small the place was so I wasn't…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

As an avid reader of this...

As an avid reader of this site, I had high, high expectations. It is constantly one of the top rated clubs in the country. I was expecting a Houston or Vegas type experience. Let me…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I was here recently on a...

I was here recently on a business trip with two of my associates. It was located nearby our hotel. We are all pretty young yet and it was actually oun of our associates…

Flash Dancers

Tampa, Florida

Finally, a Tampa club that offers...

Finally, a Tampa club that offers decent $10 dances for the $--nothing illegal, no extras, just a really nice dance fairly priced. This place will really rock once the word gets out. There…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited Cheetah last week. It is...

Visited Cheetah last week. It is the nicest club in Atlanta. Not much contact allowed but eye candy is excellent. A $10 lap dance is worth it. Food is pretty good also. They are having…

Cheeks

Santa Fe, New Mexico

Overall this club is a little...

Overall this club is a little pricey on the drinks, but the $20 private dances are out of this world. Of the seven ladies there on a Tuesday evening there was only one that…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Contrary to "editor's comments" this club...

Contrary to "editor's comments" this club is not a pasties club, it's topless or, for brief snatches (heh) of time, nude. I have been to Babes a few times in the last few days. This…

The Classroom

Phatthaya, Thailand

I must be going to this...

I must be going to this place at the wrong times. I have never seen any of the girls flashing anything in here (Except for a smile). I'm not saying that it's not…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I went to Mons Venus last...

I went to Mons Venus last Sunday night. This was my first visit. The parking lot was packed. The dancers are of all types. Everyone should find someone they like here even on a Sunday.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Checked out the legendary Mons Venus...

Checked out the legendary Mons Venus a few weeks back. As a bit of an officiando in this field, overall I was pretty disappointed which my 7 rating should indicate. I should start by saying…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Well, the only other 10 rating...

Well, the only other 10 rating I'll give in the country is Treasures, and I thought I'd reserve that number only for Treasures but Friday night changed my mind.... As most of you know, or should…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Took some guests from the UK...

Took some guests from the UK last night. They tried Diamonds which is close by but by far enjoyed Cheeks better. Diamonds has higher class more professional girls, but not nearly as friendly. This…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Considering the GC rules in DC,...

Considering the GC rules in DC, this is probably damn near as good as it gets. This place is a tiny hole in the wall. Reminds me of old college bars I used…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

I have to disagree with most...

I have to disagree with most of the previous posts regarding Gold Cup. I will agree that Gold Cup is probably the biggest "Hit or Miss" club in Houston without a doubt. If given a…

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Rookie Dancers --You Break 'em in?

She's NEW to dancing/stripping(Period). You see her auditioning on the back stage and she's cute (built like you like 'em) but awkward. We all have seen her. She can be in her early 20's or approaching 30 and looks like…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Sunday night. It was fairly dead. $15 to enter seems high. Manager says that there are about 25 - 30 girls dancing on Friday and Saturday nights, but only…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

This place is a total waste...

This place is a total waste of time during the day. To many tats on too many underfed, loud-mouthed dancers. The daytime shot-girl is hotter than any dancer working. Night shift is a different story.…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

I'll compare Alex's to Foxy in...

I'll compare Alex's to Foxy in Brockton, MA. Only bcs that's the only other club I;ve been to and bcs of its proximity. Alex's is much less smoky...so you don't leave smelling like an ashtray..but you…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited this club late last week,...

Visited this club late last week, arrived about 7:30pm, cover charge was $10 which is reasonable for Vegas, there were maybe 20 customers there, maybe 10-12 dancers (there seemed to be many more showing up…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Based off of my visit on...

Based off of my visit on march 3, this club may be returning to it's former glory. I visited for approx. 2 hours (3-5PM)on Thursday and was pleasently surprised at the quality of the…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Very nice atmosphere, friendly service, great...

Very nice atmosphere, friendly service, great place to hang out. Watch out for Genie. She'll break your heart! Sweet asian girl who is married and has two kids. She is not honest about who she…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

First club in the Sac area...

First club in the Sac area I've been to. Girls ranged from decent to Hot. Nastyness factor: Low. The place is much bigger than I expected. Two stages, lots of girls - probably…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I made my first trip to...

I made my first trip to the famous Mons recently. It was a bit different from what I expected. Lots of opportunity for high contact laps, that's no lie. But the atmosphere…

Solid Gold

Mexico City, Ciudad de México

How do you rate these Mexico...

How do you rate these Mexico City clubs? I went, sat down and saw a lot of 2s and 3s. Then this girl sits next to me, opens her top and puts my…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

My first and last time in...

My first and last time in this place. I caught site of a gorgeous showbiz type on her way out of the hotel I was checking into and asked her where she was playing.…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

I hit Goldrush a few nights...

I hit Goldrush a few nights ago and had a great time. My two favs of the night were Treasure and Bobbie. Treasure is a little shy at first (some might mistake it for attitude) but…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I went last Thursday night. ...

I went last Thursday night. The selection of girls was very limited. The few that were dancing were 7-8's. Of course, in typical Atlanta style the dances are all table with no…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

I first went to this club...

I first went to this club last Thursday night having heard many interesting stories. It was 11pm and there was one customer and 2 girls. The doorman says it will pick up a little later…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I visited this place Tuesday the...

I visited this place Tuesday the 2nd around 11 pm. $7 cover to get in, and that gets you two beers. There were only 3 girls dancing, a 5, a 6 and an 8 on…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

This is a club about 5...

This is a club about 5 minutes from LAX (hence the name). It is reasonably clean, but small with only one stage. There is a large, curtained-off area that is partioned into two…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Had a weekend in Las Vegas...

Had a weekend in Las Vegas and after going to Spearmint Rhino's there I will never be the same. The girls are stunning, the club is upscale, the food was delicious. This is…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

I was lured in by the...

I was lured in by the ad for $5 table dances on Wednesday's. I've been an infrequent visitor to the club over the past year. The girls has always been very nice and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Not a bad place, if you...

Not a bad place, if you like a mix of women. Be warned though, most of teh women here are all about the money. They start to push as soon as you sit…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The quality of the women working...

The quality of the women working here definately varies with the day and time. Stopped by again today (a Wed afternoon). 75% of the girls were over 30. A few were pushing 40. Most had…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Dooks is a very modern club...

Dooks is a very modern club by QC standards. It has a good stage area with lots of customer amentities. It is overloaded with younger college customers, many non-tipping, that make it difficult to take…

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Best Atlanta Mileage

Hey All - Help for visitor to Atlanta! The best in michigan is flight club, without a doubt. What about Atlanta though? I am in town until Wednesday.

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I was very impressed with the...

I was very impressed with the service and atmosphere at Treasures. Waitress did not bother you too much, but made sure that you weren't thirsty or had a full ashtray. The girls there…

Baby Dolls

Harrisburg, North Carolina

I had some time to kill...

I had some time to kill on Tuesday night and I wanted to try something new, so I drove all the way from Charlotte to Salisbury to find that 2nd Breath (formerly Terri's Social Club)…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

been to almost every strip club...

been to almost every strip club in miami. Tootsies is by far the best. why? there are always more strippers then men 90+, the feature shows will blow your mind, the lapdances will blow your…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

For a Massachusetts club with no...

For a Massachusetts club with no contact, this place is pretty good. Many of the ladies are incredibly gorgeous, and the club itself is well put-together & comfortable.

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Stopped by this club on Tuesday...

Stopped by this club on Tuesday afternoon and was a little bit disappointed. In my opinion, the quality of the girls has declined recently. The girls seem to be getting older and heavier.…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

OK - based on the reviews...

OK - based on the reviews here I gave this place a shot as I am now doing business in Ohio. It comes as advertised - this place is all about contact - full…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Tuesday Night-- 7:00 pm Roll-Call. I...

Tuesday Night-- 7:00 pm Roll-Call. I saw that there might be a few New Faces(.. yeah, I said faces..)in da Box. The never-ending saga of "shortened songs, ever-present security and floor managers, and a DJ…

Silk on Water

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Downtown Milwaukee in the heart of...

Downtown Milwaukee in the heart of the Water Street District. Girls are average. No grinding, but if you want to get out of the crowded bar scene, a great place to go and chill for…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

Out of all the strip clubs...

Out of all the strip clubs I have gone to this is my favorite! The cost of drinks are average. Dances are average too. The layout is open. Some of the…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

Haven't been in here for quite...

Haven't been in here for quite some time. I still like this place for Atlanta. It is like your neighborhood bar with naked women. They vary widely from 4's to 8's, which is ok. Aaliyah…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

This place is really hit or...

This place is really hit or miss. Days are pretty dead and the nights can get quite crowded. Each have their own positive and negative attributes. Once you walk by all the homeless…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best clubs in phoenix, but it may loose that title. The quality, variety and number of the girls here has gone downhill. I say the quality has gone…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Visited Tuesday night, my...

Visited Tuesday night, my first visit in about 7 years. They've rarranged the stage now a U shape instead of an E, but its still too high. When you're sitting the stage…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

The club was clean and friendly....

The club was clean and friendly. Lots of couples including me and my wife. the girls were pretty and energentic and not tip hungery and show lazy. Lights, sound and products is what you…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The Playhouse is one of my...

The Playhouse is one of my regular hangs when I'm in the area. i try to put myself in the area at least once a month. It's NOT a highly polished "Gentlemen's Club" in the…

Pure Passion

Memphis, Tennessee

This club was very disappointing. ...

This club was very disappointing. I was there on a Saturday night with some friends. The women ranged from a 2-5. There wasn't a single dancer that I wanted a lap dance from.…

Mermaid

Palm Springs, Florida

It might be hit or miss...

It might be hit or miss at the Mermaid, but if you catch Jennifer working, it will be a hit, trust me. In addition to having a great body (enhanced up top, but not that…

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Computer Voting in Primary(Off topic)

When I went to vote today, they asked me which party I am registered with (Republican). However, I always vote for the person, not the straight party candidates. When I got to the new computer pads they are using, I…

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Myrtle Beach Club Info Needed for This Weekend!

Need to get as much club info as possible for this weekend, 3/4 through 3/9. Need to know which clubs are still open, which are closed and which reviews are realistic... Thanks in advance guys!

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RomanticLover, how do you feel about the campaign to "report" you to the cops?

RomanticLover, how do you feel about the campaign to "report" you to the cops?

Front Room

Read this quote and respond

"Dancers, I wanted to know how you feel when cuddling and/or selling sexual favors to a customer you dislike or even hate (which I would guess is most of them) I often see dancers before and/or after going into…

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Body Glitter, Lipstick and Strong Perfume

Why would a dancer, who certainly wants repeat customers ever wear Body Glitter, Lipstick that smears onto a customer's collar, neck and/or ear, etc., and/or very strong perfume? Is she trying to "mark her territory?" I know that I pay…

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Taxes, do exotic dancers report their income?

Just curious, do dancers report some or all of their income for tax purposes? I'm wondering if some report no income or only a small portion. After all if you only work with cash there's not too much…