Market Street Cinema
Closed
1075 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94103, USA*

This place is really hit or...

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wadyacare
Mar 3, 2004, 10:20 AM
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This place is really hit or miss. Days are pretty dead and the nights can get quite crowded. Each have their own positive and negative attributes. Once you walk by all the homeless people hanging around outside asking you for money, you pay $20 to get in. No discounts during the day like some other clubs and for whatever reason they do not accept Deja Vu coupons even though they are owned by them (and are listed on the Deja Vu website where I got the coupon). After you trade your ticket for a stamp, you can either head down the stairs to your left to visit the john, or turn right through the door to become one. The snacks and sodas are right in front of you before you decide which way to turn.

After you walk in you can adjust to the darkness without getting swarmed by "You been here before" vultures. The rules listed below are all accurate. Say "no" to anyone who grabs you within the first few minutes of walking around. Turn down "free" dances unless you know the dancer. They are not dances and they are not free... It is just an opportunity to get you into Sin City (pay your extra $10) and have her explain her menu. If you turn them down the dancers often get pissed or at least pissy that they got nothing out of you. Also...stay away from any doubles, tag-teams, two-on-ones, etc... your chances of getting robbed in situations like this multiplies ten-fold.

Anyhow, my suggestion is to take a seat or hang out at the back and get a good sense of who is working. Best if you came in prepared by first visiting their site and checking reviews for specific dancers. Once you are there, ask for names and double check them often. The ROBs know they have a bad reputation and so multiple names are often used. If you don't recognize the name don't commit. Once you find your dancer (or she finds you) make sure you do all your negotiations first before moving. Be very specific about what you want and what you want to pay. If anything is left unmentioned, then it ain't going to happen without shelling out more $.

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