Contrary to "editor's comments" this club...
Contrary to "editor's comments" this club is not a pasties club, it's topless or, for brief snatches (heh) of time, nude. I have been to Babes a few times in the last few days. This review does not add any more information about the club than what has already gone before -- the girl who begs at the door (gotta make those fake tip-dollars on my deskjet!), the arrangement of liquor "set up" sodas, the comparison to Danny's, the $5 cover and the $40 2-for-1s are all still the same. This review I'll itemize some girls who gave me lap dances recently. First off, I'd like to mention the greatest lap-dancer I've ever met outside of Toronto or Tampa, Miss Goldie. She is a naturally voluptuous C or D cup gal with the right amount of firmness and the right amount of fat. She's a blonde with a "cute" face, but you'll see her tits before you ever notice her face so don't worry, you'll find her. Her lapping skills are excellent, in fact as good as anything I experienced in Tampa, just the right level of pressure and amount of variety of stroking, etc. I would recommend "finishing" your night with her if you can. Unfortunately, her main-room manner leaves a lot to be desired. She laughs AT you not with you, and often abandons a paying customer to sit with a female friend (girlfriend) or with staff at the bar. She doesn't realize her job is to please you, not just rub all over you. I addressed the subject with her and she got immediately huffy -- "well it's my JOB to circulate and talk to other people!" she tried to defend herself with, but then straightaway she went and sat with one person and didn't circulate or talk to other people. I know it's tough, lauging at the same bullshit lame ass chumps jokes night after night, but that comes with the territory. I hope she learns -- she could reel in some MAJOR sugar daddy's if she'd get her table-side manner on par with her VIP couch performances. OK, Goldie. I also had excellent laps from Savannah (rather tall, with an idiotically ditzy squeaky voice and nicely enhanced C cups that are proportionate to her hips), Rhiannon (very tall, a bit older than most of the other girls, seems to have had cosmetic surgery on her face, has obviously had it on her h-ee-yy-uge tits), Kayla (who has no tits at all, but a perfectly rounded wide butt that just begs to be stroked and to be pulled right down onto your lap), and a few petite women. Kayla, Savannah and Rhiannon remain tops in my books because of their ability to please the customer with a professional air that is also entirely sultry and seductive. I will try to get Goldie to drink with me rather than with her girlfriend in the future. I highly recommend lapping with all four of those ladies. Also, don't miss Taylor (who I haven't run into in a few weeks), the one who licks your ear. I LOVE that ... :) ...
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