Was in town for business and...

Was in town for business and stopped in this past Tuesday night between 10:30 and 12:00. I chose Cheetah's because from the reviews I read here it seemed to be the best Vegas had to offer. My cabbie agreed although he said Treasures is just as good....he didn't have much nice to say about Olympic Garden, which I almost chose over Cheetah's. Anyway, after paying the $20 cover ($20 because I cabbed it), I sat down at the bar with a $6.75 Corona and admired the scenery. There were loads of girls working, maybe even one for every customer. Mostly 7's and 8's, a couple of 9's and only one or two obvious dogs. Ethnicities are a virtual United Nations, a tempting buffet to choose from. I was left alone for about 10 minutes before the girls noticed me and started introducing themselves. All the girls had great attitudes, only one gave me crap for refusing a dance. I turned down a few girls before I found a winner. Chablis was only a shade better looking than the other girls who approached me, which is to say drop dead sexy. Light olive skinned, 5'7", fake boobs. What really set her apart from the rest though was the way she immediately put her arms around me and snuggled up between my legs and shoved her tits in my face. She wasn't shy about asking for a dance, she wanted to take me into the VIP room for 2 dances, $50. I asked her "Are you always this persuasive?" She led me by the hand into the VIP room. The song was halfway through, she said "Lets wait until the next one so you get a full song." Wow! She suggested I give her $100 for 4 dances. I say let me answer that after my 2 dances. Fair enough, she says, and almost as soon as she begins her dance she says "I think I can make you come. I can feel it through your pants" which I'm sure by this point was amply true. Before 1 1/2 songs are over, I've agreed to the $100 deal. As I said, I found her very persuasive. She tried several positions and asked me which ones I liked best. She failed to make me come but it sure wasn't for lack of trying. I wasn't surprised, it's never happened before, and anyway I knew I wouldn't make it after the bouncer came over and told me to take my hands off her. The bouncers were being hard-ons that night, the girls said it was because the club manager was present. Nevertheless, I copped a few good feels. Chablis' lap dance was top notch, my only regret is that we couldn't have carried it out to completion like she wanted. After my spin with Chablis, I'm enjoying a final celebratory beer before calling it a night and saving the little green left in my wallet, when I was captured under the spell of Spicy, a 5'4" all-natural Thai hellcat. She was dancing on the stage and beckoned to me, and before I know it I'm up on the rail slipping dollar bills into her stockings and she's giving me all kinds of contact from the stage, more than I'd seen any stage dancer give any spectator all night. I feel like the luckiest guy in the world at this point, so it's easy to agree to a $20 dance. She leads me into the private room at the front of the club....I hesitate because I thought that room was more expensive, but she insists that the dance is still $20 and I don't have to tip the bouncer. Like Chablis, she suggests we wait for the next full song. Killer! Finally we got underway...My God, she was even better than Chablis! She ground her delicious little body on me in the most tempting ways until I thought I was in love. I have little doubt that she would've made good on Chablis' promise if I'd given her the same green, oh, and if the annoying bouncer hadn't come over to police me again. Damn! Finally I was out of cash. I had to hit the ATM and pay the ridiculous $8 transaction fee just to get cabfare back to the hotel. I dragged myself out of there before those tempting young succubii drained my wallet-- or anything else-- any further. So after this great review, why only an 8? Because of the bouncers, who, although were as polite as they could've been given the job they had to do, got in the way of a great experience. Without them, it's a 9 for sure. Next time I'll try to stop in the daytime when the cover is $10, the dances are $10 and hopefully the club manager isn't around. The impression I get is that it's tough to choose wrong at this place, but I can safely say that Spicy and Chablis are top notch! Seek them out!