The reviewer who called the Playhouse...

The reviewer who called the Playhouse a "lap dance factory" was right. Ambiance is lacking, the stage dancing is hardly worth watching, and on my last trip the DJ was obnoxious. But I was in the mood for a good grind and I encountered the lovely Sydney, which made everything else insignificant.

Sydney is an American of mixed ethnicity who was intelligent and funny to talk with until she decided her hand belonged in my pants and her nipple belonged in my mouth, which kind of short-circuited the conversation. She has some of the greatest sucking boobs on the planet, and great technique with every part of her body.

The little soldier stood at attention throughout her three songs, and remained that way until we were across the bridge and deep into the Keystone State. Fabulous.