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Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Disclaimer: This is based on ONE...

Disclaimer: This is based on ONE visit on a Saturday night. It may be that this place is better on other nights, or I just hit it at a bad time. I am not a…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

This isn't a review, as much...

This isn't a review, as much as it is an update. This place is currently closed for "renovation" without any published reopening date. Don't know if "renovation" means real renovations, or a change…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsie's is definitely the way to...

Tootsie's is definitely the way to go if you are visiting the Miami/Ft Lauderdale area. You won't be disappointed. At times, it's standing room only, but they have a planned expansion to another…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

It's not the best looking club...

It's not the best looking club int he world...but it's a lap dance haven. Had several VIP's in the back rooms (which used to be the bookstore) and worth every penny. Come in…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Have been going here off and...

Have been going here off and on for the past 6 years. The quality of dancers has gone downhill, but still a very nice place to go. The lap dances are done in private rooms…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

This is the third club I...

This is the third club I hit on Thursday night. I bought a pass for Little Darlings, Garden of Eden, and this one, so I hit all three. This club has a single stage surrounded…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I agree with the last comment......right...

I agree with the last comment......right now this is the best club in detroit! The management is great they treat you very well! Jerry is the manager and he runs a…

Million Dollar Saloon

Dallas, Texas

Gave a previous review of MDS...

Gave a previous review of MDS that I somehow didn't receive credit for. Anyway, here is an update. 4/14/05- day shift- around 1:30PM. Valet parking for tips- $3- $4? No cover this day…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

It's true. This place has the...

It's true. This place has the most unusual seating of any strip club on the planet. Unfortunately, it kinda makes you wish you didn't live this planet. The seating layout is awkward and a major…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This is a small club in...

This is a small club in business district of DC. It is very narrow with a standard twenty five foot bar. They have a stage at the end of the bar. They…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

this club was a greatone great...

this club was a greatone great girls i enjoyed it muc more then one down the street. we ll had a great time in mexico drinks were avg 4 bucks a peice everythings american i…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

I'm rating this place a 10...

I'm rating this place a 10 just for this particular show by Pum Swede. Normal rating is 7. There were 4 dancers for the Friday lunch crowd. Each girls did three dances to a…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

I was here Thursday night. An...

I was here Thursday night. An extra $5 in cover charge at Little Darlings got me in here for free, so I thought it was worth a shot. The place has a single dance stage…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

First opportunity to visit this club....

First opportunity to visit this club. Road construction on University Drive makes it a bit tough to spot and to enter/exit, but that won't last forever. Club itself is a former pool hall and is…

Wild J's

Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania

Now called Wild J's. It...

Now called Wild J's. It features very polite dancers who don't try to hustle $$ from you too quickly. It makes for a truly enjoyable evening. Everyone there is nice and friendly…

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, Louisiana

There are naked girls, but that...

There are naked girls, but that is about the best part about this club. The place is very small and the guy standing on the sidewalk has to be there or no one would…

Peek a Boo

Portland, Oregon

Well, I went to give this...

Well, I went to give this place a try on a Sunday evening. When you walk into this joint, the red shag and pool tables catch your attention. It is a…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Stiletto's is a nice place to...

Stiletto's is a nice place to visit to see a good selection of beautiful women. Mainly white, but not restricted to any age grouping - this club offers the women a place to make…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Construction is moving along well, the...

Construction is moving along well, the new club area is looking real good...looking forward to seeing the completed product. Lots of new girls lately, quality is still pretty good, but it has been better at time…

Sheri's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best strip club I have ever...

Best strip club I have ever been to. Came to Vegas with plan to see every club they had. After going to Sheri's I was like a homing pigeon; always returnibg there. Look foward to…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I've never visited Phoenix's most famous...

I've never visited Phoenix's most famous club, so I gave it a try last night. It was a Thursday, and I rolled in around 10:00pm. The place was packed!!! Christie's is one…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by here early last Saturday...

Stopped by here early last Saturday evening to see what was happening and found myself having a rather good time. Things didn't seem particularly promising to start with - the car park was full, despite…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Stopped by today for a brew...

Stopped by today for a brew with a view. Midday so no cover, Bud light $4 a bottle, get it yourself from the small bar. About 10 guys, at the tage, the bar and one…

Climaxx

Toledo, Ohio

I was torn on rating it,...

I was torn on rating it, the bar's not much, I was there on a Sunday night and there were 3 dancers but I had to pay 5 to get in. But i also…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

It's "funny" when you only visit...

It's "funny" when you only visit a club every 4 months or so, you get a "snapshot" that may be totally opposite to the "norm". On my last visit to Cannonball, I thought the…

Little Darlings

San Francisco, California

I went here on a Thursday...

I went here on a Thursday night at about 9:00. The place has a single stage, with pretty comfortable chairs surrounding it on the floor and then lined up in back. Sorry to say, but…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Made it back to Club O...

Made it back to Club O last week for the first time in a while. This is still about my 2nd or 3rd favorite place of any that I have been to. Very…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

In town for a golf outing...

In town for a golf outing this week, and had a great time here. Dancers were 8s and 9s in my book. Maria, who said she was new to the club, spent…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best clubs to truly have fun. Go a bit early as it does get crowded----fri and sat you may be waiting for a while for a seat and a girl.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I visited Cowboys last week and...

I visited Cowboys last week and had one of the few disappointing visits I have had. I didn't recognize any of the girls that I'm used to seeing. The quality of the girls…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

Went to Baby Doll's twice in...

Went to Baby Doll's twice in the past week. Once on Wednesday (taking advantage of no cover charge) the other was on Monday. Wednesday there were 13 dancers ranging from 6-8 and Monday there were…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

This place definately has potential. Didn't...

This place definately has potential. Didn't have much time to stay, but I did like the idea of being able to grab the girl's tits while they danced for you up a the stage. This…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Went there for a repeat visit...

Went there for a repeat visit in the afternoon - around 3:00- 4:00. Place was pretty busy. Lots of guys playing pool, not too many paying attention to the girls. Most of the girls were…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

This no noncense joint is worth...

This no noncense joint is worth going out of your way. I was there on consecutive nights, Wed and Thursday. Based on the advice of Traveling man I arrived after 9:00 on both nights. They…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Went to Daisy Dooks on a...

Went to Daisy Dooks on a Wednesday night, I like this club but it was dead, dead, dead. I got there at about 9:30 pm and the dancers out numbered the customers. I…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

My all time favorite club anywhere...

My all time favorite club anywhere period. Only thing better would be full nude !! This spot just can't be beat for first class relaxation and entertainment. Be prepared to drop a few bucks. The…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

Visited on a Saturday, the talent...

Visited on a Saturday, the talent has improved from my last visit. By far the hottest dancer is a little cutie called Dixie! Hot tubs and VIP are expensive-$500/per 1/2 hour.

Body Shop

San Diego, California

I am a girl and I...

I am a girl and I love female strip clubs. I utterlly dislike this club, as soon as you walk throug that dengy leather curtin you are already hounded by girls that you didn't…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Its amazing that a great town...

Its amazing that a great town like Madison can't have a decent pole bar. I give the gals a lot of credit whowork there, but I am never, ever entertained. It isn't because…

Pussycat Lounge

Hoboken, New Jersey

Can't figure this place out. They'll...

Can't figure this place out. They'll book the death-metal-comedy band Haunted Pussy, other times it's dead. Daytime it's squeaky clean; at night, they'll tell you over the phone there are private dances, but I haven't…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

I was in the club about...

I was in the club about 1 month ago. At the request of my girl friend, we went on a Saturday night. The club is not much to look at from the outside.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

The new location on Shady Trail...

The new location on Shady Trail is spectacular. A great venue. The girls cover a wide range but there is someone for everyone's taste here. Dances can be very high mileage with low pressure, and…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Went here last week while visiting...

Went here last week while visiting houston.. It's a decent club, girls were about an 6-8. Dances were kind of pricey though, 40 bucks per song. I had a nice dance from…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

This place is near PERFECT now....

This place is near PERFECT now. The have expanded and it is HUGE! Pool tables, 2 huge bars, 8 big TV's, & TONS of girls....what more could u want. I stopped…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

1st visited on Saturday night. It...

1st visited on Saturday night. It was packed. In the main room the dance floor had two amateurs who were dancing topless among a sea of guys enjoying their performance. Energy level was over the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Got here on a Monday night...

Got here on a Monday night (after Denver's Sunday snow storm) at about 2:00. This all nude club is open 'til 4:00 am. Parking lot was still pretty full. Inside, the three regular stage-tables each…

Tropicana Club

Grand Island, Nebraska

Have been going here off and...

Have been going here off and on for a couple of years now. Depending on what you are interested in this place is pretty nice. I like the fact that it's laid back…

Bottom's Up

Corpus Christi, Texas

I have had a lot of...

I have had a lot of fun at this club. Most girls are friendly and willing to do whatever to make money. Although recently it seems like the regular girls have moved on…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Returned to club on a Tuesday...

Returned to club on a Tuesday after four months and while by appearance it looks the same, it is a much less exciting place to go. Most of the dancers I knew are gone…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Revisited Richard's last week. Daytime...

Revisited Richard's last week. Daytime seems slower but the door is still $5.00. This seems odd as the afternoon wasn't very crowded and I ate lunch. It might be nice if the…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

This is a small club and...

This is a small club and parking is poor, but there is a valet. The club is upscale, not on the "Rhino" level, but nice. I like to go during the day, but…

Rendez-Vous 10-35

Chambly, Quebec

The key thing about this place...

The key thing about this place is that it is precisely what it presents itself as. That's not as common as you might think, as liberal Canadian laws and/or policies leave many places either to…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Visited on a Thursday night. There...

Visited on a Thursday night. There were about 12-15 girls working. The girls ranged from about 4-6. Things have gone down hill recently due to the attention from law enforcement. The dancers are also down.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

returned t the ole kitty yesterday....

returned t the ole kitty yesterday. it was around 6 o'clock about an hour before shift change. Got my usual happy dance from Holly, which is a great way to relive some tension.…

Foxy

Port Richey, Florida

I've reviewed this club a number...

I've reviewed this club a number of times over the last two years and always gave it a good review. In fact for most of 2003 my ATF was there and I spent a…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Why is it the ugliest ones...

Why is it the ugliest ones are the most aggresive? Anyway, Dropped in to see what was up. Avoided a black girl in there how is just not my type, bad breath too, Denise?.…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Comon guys, whether it's PT's or...

Comon guys, whether it's PT's or The Pony, you're running off customers through the actions of several very rude employees. The market will just go somewhere else dispite your best efforts. And good efforts they…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

My first vist since the change...

My first vist since the change over. beautiful place looks very nice and upscale. However, i found the amosphere the same ol' boring club. There were a few super hot dancers 10+…

The Other Place

Fond du Lac, Wisconsin

So I have been to some...

So I have been to some bad pole bars and being in Fondle My Sac, I wasn't expecting a 5 star evening. I was entertained by 1 (of 3) dancers. The other two…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Very upscale club. Good cigar/scotch/wine selection....

Very upscale club. Good cigar/scotch/wine selection. Good food even. The girls are about the same as Baby Dolls in selection. Pressure to buy dances is frequent and can be distracting when approached the 4th time…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

i love this place... 60 bucks...

i love this place... 60 bucks and 12 for hotel next door and you can have any beauty that you want... If you like hispanic girls this place is d-*land!

Chantilly Lace

Portland, Oregon

The setup is already well described....

The setup is already well described. Visited both daytime and nighttime. Daytime this had a better selection of dancers than Sugar Shack; nighttime, it was often the other way around. In any…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Not quite as good as neighboring...

Not quite as good as neighboring adelita... but same deal... 70 bucks gets you whoever you want for fucking and sucking in hotel next door... enjoy

Front Room

A stripper you like may REFUSEto see you OUTSIDE THE CLUB because of a CRIMINAL

It may be possible that a stripper actually LIKES a customer and would see him OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE but she REFUSES to because she may have a CRIMINAL BOYFRIEND. Some folks may not know this but there…

Front Room

Petition - boot RL

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve had just about enough of RomanticLovers posts. I fully agree that we all have the right & freedom to post what we want, but RL posts the same questions over &…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Was there in mid March. ...

Was there in mid March. Most of the girls were very attractive, with a high enough percentage having real boobs, which I like. I went into the VIP area during the hourly special…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This club varies depending on the...

This club varies depending on the night but the girls go further here then any other club in Minneapolis. If you pay the money to go upstairs its definatly a hands on enviroment.…

Paris House Modeling Studio

West Hollywood, California

Some things never change. The...

Some things never change. The old dependable Paris House still offers generally not so good looking girls and ymmv private (sort of) experiences. For those that don't know it, you enter the lobby of…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Made it down to Houston for...

Made it down to Houston for some business, had not been ther in over six years, and while things may have changed from my relative youthful years, Houston continues to amaze me with the number…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

excellent club. prices on drinks are...

excellent club. prices on drinks are a little high but ok if you buy the special. the place is always clean and well maintained. never have seen any trouble in there other than the good

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Was in Tampa on business, and...

Was in Tampa on business, and staying at the Marriott Westshore. I saw this place across the street, and thought I'd give it a go.. Not a particurlarly bad place, nice dancers, and…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

This place seems to have fallen...

This place seems to have fallen on hard times. Not sure what is going on here, but for the first time in YEARS there were more fat girls than thin ones. That goes…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Such a fun club! Not too...

Such a fun club! Not too big, but not too cramped, this club has wonderful decor, and a really nice staff. On a Saturday I only counted maybe 10 girls, but they were all…

Hour Place

Jay, Maine

If you like hands on dancing,...

If you like hands on dancing, this is the place for you. It's not only allowed, it's encouraged. But slapping, pinching or twisting will earn you an early exit. Min.($10) cover is well worth the…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Apparently, YMMV is the key word...

Apparently, YMMV is the key word these days. Recently I visited on a Wednesday at about 6 PM. From my previous experience I expected the place to be packed. It wasn't. I took up my…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Frequent and long time customer of...

Frequent and long time customer of Rick's. Best club in Seattle for regulars by far and away. Daytime/early evening staff contain a number of very attractive women who have been with the club for a…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Visited again on a Monday in...

Visited again on a Monday in late March. In some ways my best visit ever to Fantasia. Selection and performance of dancers downstairs wasn't as good as I've seen it in the past, but was…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

I visited Fantasy Girls after visiting...

I visited Fantasy Girls after visiting Wild Orchid. I arrived at 4P. There was no cover and a draft beer was $2. The club was much brighter than the Orchid, but the music was way…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

After a long absence, I have...

After a long absence, I have made a few trips to the Millstream Inn. The place appears to be picking up, with friendlier, prettier girls lately. The big pasties are gone, replaced with…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nowhere near as much fun as...

Nowhere near as much fun as it used to be. In its heyday, it was Cheers With Tits and Ass. I've switched to only ocassional visits just to see if there is any improvement. Sorry,…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I visited Stiletto last weekend for...

I visited Stiletto last weekend for the very first time -- in a word, this place is "unbelievable". What I enjoyed most about this visit was the amount of audience participation. I met Alexandria, a…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Friday night when porn star Kaylani Lei was performing. Arrived about midnight and club was packed. 30 girls working and they were kept busy for the 3 hrs I…

La-La's Gentlemens Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Stopped in in early April. ...

Stopped in in early April. There was nothing special going on. The quality of the girls deteriorated from my last visit there. There was one dancer that I would have rated as…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I've been to clubs all over...

I've been to clubs all over the US, and this one is my favorite. Not because all of the girls are knockouts, although some are (marry me, Ivy!) and they are all good…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Spiralling in the wrong direction... I visit...

Spiralling in the wrong direction... I visit NJ once per month, and generally stop in Spotlights. It has been trending downward consistently for six months now, and has hopefully hit bottom. I walked into to an…

New Shakers

La Motte, Iowa

Deathlok hit the nail on the...

Deathlok hit the nail on the head, what can I say. I am an old regular when I lived in Iowa and to this day will drive the 6 hours from where I live…

Wild Orchid Gentlemens Club

Reno, Nevada

I visited the club on a...

I visited the club on a Wed afternoon at 2P. There was a $10 cover and a draft beer was $6. The club is very dark and I was escorted to a table by the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Back in the area last week...

Back in the area last week so I thought I would give the place another chance. My opinion hasn’t changed. Local bar atmosphere. No private area for dances. Mileage average with absolute limits. Don’t be…

Soft Touch

East St. Louis, Illinois

I dropped by Soft Touch on...

I dropped by Soft Touch on a friday about 11pm. after reading some comments on another web site. I was prepared for the idea that the girls would all be African-American, but I was surprised…

Naughty Girls

Oshkosh, Wisconsin

Avoid like the plague. ...

Avoid like the plague. $5.00 cover charge w/1 drink minimun so you are out 8+ bucks B-4 even sitting down. It was so bad I left after downing my drink.

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Saturday night and was extrememly dissapointed. Not only is it small, and loud, it smelled like carpet cleaner and none of the girls were better than a…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

This is the ultimate strip club...

This is the ultimate strip club for the Chicago land area. The layout is like something you would only see in Vegas, with it's extreamly high ceilings and classy VIP rooms. Don't get…

The Trophy Room

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I visited on a Tuesday night...

I visited on a Tuesday night and found about 8 girls working. Most of them were in the 6 to 8 range. A lot of silicone, if that is what you are into.…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

Went to this club a couple...

Went to this club a couple of times over the last month. Both times the women ranged from 6-8's. Nothing outstanding and nothing too bad. There were 10-15 girls in there.…

Wild Goose

Del Aire, California

Was there the other night, pretty...

Was there the other night, pretty crowded for a thursday. The club is topless so the dances are fairly tame. The girls I talked to were low pressure. It is a good place to go…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

This place should be called club...

This place should be called club ignore-um. If you want to know what it's like to be invisable, go here. When I arrived, I went to the stage and tipped a blonde $1, she never…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

this is a small club, but...

this is a small club, but quality of girl is fairly high. when you enter you pay a membership fee, then each time after just an admission fee. the stage is against one…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went by on a Monday evening...

Went by on a Monday evening right at the shift change, had a few dances with a brunnette, I think she was dutch by her accent, great body with huge tightly streched fake tits, dances…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

Excellent club! Beautiful women and...

Excellent club! Beautiful women and 20 laps with tons of mileage. What more could a guy ask for. The cover is 20 bucks but you can get there for happy hour and…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Still the highest milage of any...

Still the highest milage of any club in southeren Ontario. Was there during the day on a Tuesday, 8 or 9 good looking woman ranging from 6 to 9s. Had a free roaming…

JP's

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

As far the last commentary about...

As far the last commentary about Joanne, the waitress, I agree with all except that she did get naked... Just not at the club. I am stopping in today. Hoping for some improvement.

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

This place has cleaned up a...

This place has cleaned up a bit since I was there years ago. There is a small stage in the back where the action takes place. I was there on a friday and had no…

Front Room

Married or Single

Dancers always ask me at somepoint in a conversation if I am married or single. I tell them I'm single and the lap dances are realy good. What should you tell a dancer?

Front Room

Customers who try to BUY FRIENDSHIP in strip clubs

There may be customers out there who go to strip clubs and spend MONEY on a stripper because they are TRYING to BUY A GIRLFRIEND. There may have been some who have actually succeeded. There are posts on…

Front Room

Passports and Canadian/Mexican strip clubs

The US Government is going to start forcing people to have a passport to come back into the country when coming back from Canada and Mexico. How much of an affect do you think this will have on the…