I came through the door, and...

I came through the door, and there was a sign claiming some fairly high cover charge. Kind of scuzzy looking. The place was occupied by four guys sitting at the bar, with a single dancer (I guess) sitting with them. I'd rate her maybe a 2, tops...she was wearing a scuzzy slip thing, flip flops, and looked like a heroin addict. In light of the cover charge, and the rather lacking scenery, I decided not to bother, but they all shouted for me to come back and said I could get in free.

I thought about that for a moment and realized even then I wasn't interested, so I left. The dancer followed me to the door, and then out onto the sidewalk, shouting at me (first just exhorting me to come back, moving on to obscenities.)

Not a place I'd bother to go back to...