RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
Comments by RonJax2 (page 23)
discussion comment
9 months ago
WiseToo
New York
Yeah, to @Dolfan's point, I'd never ask a stripper for change, because 9 times out of 10 she's going to just keep the whole bill, lol.
discussion comment
9 months ago
mogul1985
I have 3 lives: Work, Dog Shows and Strip Clubs
@mogul1985, being a well-written, rave review might indicate it's AI generated. Note though that I could prompt ChatGPT to give me a negative review too though. I've pasted below what that looks like. It still lacks specifics, and again, that's what I think we should be focusing on in the unpublished queue.
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Palomino strip club in Las Vegas left me thoroughly disappointed and unimpressed. First off, the place itself was lackluster. While it wasn't outright dirty, there was a noticeable lack of cleanliness, with sticky floors and dim lighting that did little to mask the grime. The music blared at an obnoxious level, making it difficult to hold a conversation, let alone enjoy the ambiance. The DJ seemed more interested in shouting over the speakers than actually curating a pleasant atmosphere, adding to the overall unpleasantness of the experience.
As for the people, the dancers were a mixed bag at best. While there were a decent number of them, their enthusiasm seemed forced, and many appeared disinterested in engaging with patrons. The variety in ethnicity was lacking, with a predominantly homogeneous lineup that failed to cater to diverse tastes. It was evident that the dancers were more focused on upselling expensive services rather than providing genuine entertainment, which left a sour taste in my mouth.
When it comes to the price, Palomino strip club proved to be a wallet-draining experience. From exorbitant cover charges to overpriced drinks and lap dances, every aspect of the club seemed designed to extract as much money as possible from unsuspecting customers. The sheer cost of enjoying oneself here far outweighed any potential enjoyment, making it a poor value for money proposition.
In summary, Palomino strip club is a place I wouldn't recommend to anyone seeking a fun or memorable night out. The lackluster ambiance, disinterested dancers, and exorbitant prices make it a regrettable choice for entertainment in Las Vegas. Save your hard-earned cash and seek out a more reputable establishment where you can truly enjoy yourself without feeling like you've been taken advantage of.
discussion comment
9 months ago
SalaoLikeSantiago
I know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
For those who have been to both, how does the scene in Toronto compare to the scene in TJ?
I'm a newly frequent visitor to TJ, and definitely prefer a trip there to the escort scene, for all the reasons you mention, OP. I'm curious though how TJ stacks up against Toronto, or maybe Montreal?
discussion comment
9 months ago
booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
I was at Tootsie's Miami this fall. I was swarmed by a cuarteto of hot cubanas who were giving me tons of attention, which I was enjoying. There are no "floor dances" at Tootsies, so I endeavored to keep the fun going by handing each dancer a $20 every couple of songs.
In the midst of all this, a manager came by an introduced himself and told me to "feel free to make it rain." This, to me, was the silliest suggestion I've ever heard from a club's management. The $20 tips I was tucking into these ladies lingerie was a far more efficient way of tipping versus changing a bigger bill for singles and scattering them all over the floor.
And yes, OP your, @Cruz and @Manuel's points, it seemed like it would be demeaning to these young cubanas to have them pick up a big mess of dollar bills off the floor. In what other service professions would you tip like this?
discussion comment
9 months ago
mogul1985
I have 3 lives: Work, Dog Shows and Strip Clubs
Just for grins, I gave ChatGPT a prompt based on the review guidelines here at TUSCL, and then asked it to review Palomino Las Vegas. The full review is below - could you tell it was AI generated? The one thing I'd note that ChatGPT does not do is get to specifics on prices, so I would think a lack of specifics would be the number 1 way to spot an AI review.
Now, if one were to use ChatGPT to generate the review, and then update the generated text with more specifics, it might be indiscernible from a real review. But the question I'd ask in that case is, if the review was both detailed and accurate, would you care if it were AI generated? What if the OP actually visited the club, but just sucks at writing and wants to use a skeleton from ChatGPT to get started? In other words, if you can't tell if AI was used, does it matter? Personally, I think the "AI generated" reason for rejection is pointless - we should be rejecting reviews that don't have accurate details and approving ones that do, no need in my opinion to worry about if it was AI generated or not, just my 2 cents.
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Palomino strip club in Las Vegas, NV, offers a unique experience among the city's myriad of adult entertainment venues. The PLACE exudes an aura of sophistication with its clean and well-maintained interior. Unlike some other clubs in Vegas, Palomino manages to strike a balance between elegance and excitement without veering into seediness. The lighting is dim enough to create an intimate atmosphere without obscuring the view, and the music level is just right—not too loud to drown out conversation, but lively enough to enhance the ambiance. Thankfully, there's minimal DJ annoyance factor; the music selection is diverse and caters to various tastes without becoming repetitive or obnoxious.
PEOPLE at Palomino are undoubtedly one of its biggest draws. The dancers are stunning and diverse in ethnicity, ensuring there's something for everyone's preference. On any given night, you'll encounter a mix of performers, from sultry brunettes to fiery redheads and everything in between. The club typically boasts a decent number of dancers, ensuring there's always someone new to captivate your attention. Moreover, the dancers exude genuine enthusiasm and seem genuinely pleased to entertain patrons, enhancing the overall experience.
As for PRICE, Palomino is reasonably priced considering its prime location and the quality of entertainment offered. Without divulging specific costs, patrons can expect to pay standard rates for drinks, dances, and cover charges. While not the cheapest option in town, the value for money is undeniable, especially considering the caliber of performers and the upscale ambiance.
In summary, Palomino is a top-tier destination for those seeking an unforgettable night out in Las Vegas. Its combination of upscale ambiance, diverse and enthusiastic performers, and reasonable pricing make it a standout choice among strip clubs in the area. Whether you're a seasoned club-goer or a first-time visitor, Palomino offers an experience that's sure to leave a lasting impression. I would undoubtedly return to Palomino for another night of excitement and entertainment, as it consistently delivers on all fronts.
discussion comment
9 months ago
PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
@TJVisitor23... what was customs like on your landing in TJ? I'm curious about smuggling a vape pen through and wondering if that would be easier via flight than the land crossing with the new security controls at the land port of entry.
And yeah, I played with some flight options for me, the timing of that flight landing at 11:45AM is less than ideal. I know @PT mentioned you can leave your bags at Cascadas reception, but I would still worry about the cash (I guess I could keep it on me?) but also what to do if I found a girl I was ready to arriba with but before my room was ready (I guess one could always just wait!)
discussion comment
9 months ago
Heckler
@heckler, I stayed in the Penthouse Executive Suite last trip to Cascadas. It's actually slightly smaller than the double master suite (which is slightly less expensive.) However, the PES is located in a corner of the hotel away from the elevators, so noise is less likely to be an issue for you there. It also had a decent view of Tijuana from the window.
I would definitely stay in that suite again, so I think you made a good choice.
discussion comment
9 months ago
londonguy
Breathe, breathe in the air
@londonguy to get back to your question of how long you will have, it depends on the dancer. Usually it's until you bust a nut if you've pre-negotiated a service. Some dancers will ask for more money if you take longer, but I don't know what that threshold is (and it would depend on the dancer too), 20-30 mins sounds about right. I don't think this comes up that often because both dancer and PL alike have an incentive for you to pop quickly.
Also worth noting, you can negotiate up front for more time. Last time I was at LS, I negotiated with one dancer to spend the remainder of the night with a dancer. If I remember correctly, we had maybe 75 mins until the club closed, and I paid $500 for her time plus services rendered for that hour and change. A few dudes flamed me in that review for spending that much, but I think I got a deal given she was giving amazing lap dances, and the cost was definitely cheaper than if I had paid $40 per song.
discussion comment
9 months ago
ClubFan81077
> incredibly cute, toned, spinner, girl next door types
Yeah, this is my jam too. And to second CJ's recommendation, I'm just back from a trip to HKGC where I found a metric ton of toned spinner types, both of the girl next door variety, and the perfect dime model types.
But if it's just dances with hot spinners you're after, try one of the higher end Vegas clubs like Spearmint Rhino, or maybe try E11even in Miami.
discussion comment
9 months ago
londonguy
Breathe, breathe in the air
@londonguy, as @3131 mentioned, the club charges a skip fee to a dancer who misses her rotation on stage. At LS and FC, I believe these are in the neighborhood of $40-50. I think at both clubs, it's technically supposed to be a fee paid by the dancer, but inevitably the dancer will ask you to cover it.
As 3131 mentions, one way to avoid is to talk to a dancer for privates right after she finishes a set. Another strategy is to tell a dancer you're talking to something like, "Let's wait until after your next set to go downstairs/upstairs." Some dancers may not want to wait, time is money for these ladies.
Alternatively, just budget for a skip fee so at least you don't feel ambushed by the request. Rooms are really cheap in Detroit (even at FC, it's like $40 for no specified amount of time) but the skip fee is one way the club makes up for the cheap room costs.
One other thought for you: I've found that as a frequent traveler to extras clubs all over the US, including Detroit, I'm often quoted prices a little higher than what locals reporting experience. You'll be marked as a tourist by your London lilt, whether it's east end or west end, lol. Claiming to be a frequent visitor is the antidote to this problem. "I've been to the club a bunch, I come here often on biz travel."
discussion comment
9 months ago
tbot1102
California
One thing TJ has done to me is made me absolutely fetishize latinas. Before my first visit to TJ I would've said I liked hot latinas, but now I'd say I'm properly obsessed.
And yeah, since visiting, it's hard for me to see a hot latina civilian and NOT compare her to a prior conquest in TJ.
discussion comment
9 months ago
londonguy
Breathe, breathe in the air
If I were your attorney @londonguy, I would advise you to skip the STL clubs entirely to save money for more events in Detroit. You've got a great choice in clubs in the few towns to the west of Detroit, going from low-end to high-end: Bogart's, Henry VIII, Silver Cricket, Subi's, BT's Executive Club, Landing Strip and Flight Club. And at the higher end, BT's LS and FC, there are some absolutely gorgeous women. LS is my personal favorite and recommendation - plenty of women working just as hot as flight club but slightly lower costs.
Just about everything can be negotiated at these joints, just make sure you read reviews so you have a good idea what a fair asking price is.
Also, be prepared for those "skip fees". The skip fee is a weird thing about the Detroit scene that will be less annoying if you anticipate it. Mandatory valet at many places too. If you Uber/lyft you don't have to pay valet, however, be aware that it can sometimes take awhile to get a ride share home, so plan to order ahead of time.
Are you going to drop any reports on the scene in Warsaw? I'm curious about this!
discussion comment
9 months ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
I would love to be able to sort My Feed by last comment, like I can with the discussions or articles page.
You’ve been working hard lately @Founder, enjoy your well earned vacation!
review comment
9 months ago
PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
PT, thanks. Without you there’d be no reviews of any of these lesser know spots in Mex. You’re doing all of TUSCL a huge service 🫡
Mexicali sounds interesting, but also it seems from your reviews that TJ is still a better spot both on price and selection?
discussion comment
9 months ago
HedonistBG
Maryland
Before I jump on the suggestions bandwagon, I want to say that I do really like the new alerts. It's much better, and more engaging, to get these alerts while I'm on the site versus the old email system.
With that said, these improvements (two already mentioned) would be huge:
* Ability to clear all alerts
* Ability to configure what I get alerts for, like we had with email alerts
* Ability to get alerts on a thread I follow. (Like, if I ask a question on a review and follow that thread, I would love to know if someone responds without stalking my feed or that thread.)
* Ability to alert someone else by doing @Username
discussion comment
9 months ago
tbot1102
California
I'll second what @powerman02 and @TJVisitor23 said, I think early in the morning HK will be the only game in town, other than hiring an escort.
> But recent reports suggest that the experience is too “high pressure” at HK.
I didn't feel this pressure at HK. All the chicas I was with were happy to sit and drink fichas with me, I was always the one suggesting VIP or arriba. The only pressure I did feel was with chicas who ordered wine, as the price on that adds up quickly, so I felt pressure with those chicas to move on quickly. It's becoming harder and harder to avoid those wine fichas, IMHO, even though one should endeavor to do so, for the sake of ones own pocketbook and to stop encouraging this madness on price hikes from management.
discussion comment
9 months ago
Von1010
Minnesota
I'm chiming in to second the suggestions of Detroit and Pompano Beach. Pompano is my preference, I'd say Pompano if you love latinas, Detroit if you don't. I think those are the best cities in the country.
But if you're going to get on a plane to travel anyway, why not leave the country to go to Montreal or TJ then? For the price of a HH session in a Pompano Beach club, you could have 4 30 min sessions in TJ and still have cheddar leftover for beer and fichas.
discussion comment
9 months ago
Givemegothgirls
Milf lover and newbie nerd
@Dolfan is right... I probably overpaid, because in spite of reading reviews, I couldn't remember pricing enough to make offers. And if you ask for quotes, you'll get quoted in the ranges I mentioned. But OP if you make an offer first along the lines of what @Dolfan and 25 are suggesting you'll do better.
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9 months ago
Muddy
USA
For kicks, I asked a few chat bots for best guitar solos, and the lists I'm getting back largely mirror what you all are saying, lol.
Comfortably Numb is ranked towards the top according to the bots. The only song the bots mentioned that you all haven't yet is Dire Straits "Sultans of Swing."
My fav among all of these suggestions is Pearl Jam's "Alive." Hat tip to @MajorBoobage for mentioning that one. As soon as I read it I could hear every single note of that solo, right up to and past where Eddie comes in with "Yeah, uh huuhhh..." That solo might not be the most technical or as brilliantly innovative as some of the others on this list, but if that solo isn't part of your metabolism, you probably were just born in a different era than I was.
discussion comment
9 months ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
> “Erect penile length is getting longer, from an average of 4.8 inches (12.1cm) to 6 inches (15.2cm), over the past 29 years,” Dr. Eisenberg said.
This to me is the most shocking news in the article. That's a 25% increase in 30 years. What's driving that?
Assume that trend continues. My back of the napkin math suggests if it does, the average dude will be walking around with a 1 footer holstered just 3 generations from now.
review comment
9 months ago
Corvus
Arizona
Thanks for the review, OP. A European FKK like sharks is high on my bucket list right now.
Question: if you want to hang out for an extended period of time with the ladies here, what options do you have? I'm thinking like, if you wanted to get some drinks together, some conversation, maybe even some lap dances to warm up... is that kind of thing possible here? Or is this place all about getting right to business?
discussion comment
9 months ago
Givemegothgirls
Milf lover and newbie nerd
I did a visit to Pompano late last fall, and posted reviews of BT and Cheetah which you can read via my profile if you're so inclined. BT dayshift was my favorite, I would highly recommend. Lots of hot cubana spinners, not a lot of PLs. I also had fun at Cheetah Pomp nightshift, but BT day was my favorite.
As far as negotiating for extras, read the reviews here to see prices other PLs are paying. You might expect a minimum of $250 + 50 to the house for a 15 min session at BT during the day, or $300 + 75 at Cheetah for night. Double those amounts if you want 30 minutes. I think if you get a quote in those ranges, it's not worth it to haggle on price. But may be worth it to negotiate on value, for example, I made a point at Cheetah pomp of asking for muchos besos and she delivered on that, easily a better negotiating move than trying to haggle to pay $25-50 less, if that makes sense.
The bottom line is, Pompano is an awesome scene and you're going to have a blast, provided that you're into Cubanas. Bring lots of cash and don't overthink it, you'll have fun wherever you go here.
review comment
9 months ago
PAFBABS
California
Great review PAFBABS, thanks for taking the time to report.
> just being polite with the girls/management as well as the locals can do miracles for you in both having outstanding FUN and in the event you need help in any way. Be confident and yet polite, girls love that
This is the truth! A little bit of respect goes such a long way in TJ, perhaps because so many americanos are NOT respectful, you really stand out if you are respectful. If found a few phrases like "Eso está bien?" really go a long way here.
review comment
9 months ago
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
Thanks for the feedback OP, PT & EC. It's good to know the effort I put into writing these was worth it!
And @OG, thanks for the constructive feedback. My intent was to use some Spanish in places where it would be contextually obvious what was being said in Spanish. But on a re-read, maybe I overdid it by a bit. The next time I review I'll try to tone it done a little bit.
It's tough because ¡El idioma español es parte del sabor de Tijuana! (Spanish language is part of the flavor of Tijuana!)