Reviews

Sassy had the hottest "Portland Girls" of any of the clubs that I visited on my trip. I received a 2 way contact fully nude dance that was well priced by Portland standards, and…

Logistics: The #11 bus goes close. Biking would be safeish, but I didn't see any bike racks. There is a cheap motel within stumbling distance. No food within walking distance, but they have a…

This covers two visits and perhaps you can learn from my mistakes. Layout: security downstairs on the street. Go up a set of stairs, $10 to the bouncer to get in. The stage is in…

Trigger warnings: this PL made dumb decisions and this place provides a terrible value. This place is Portland's version of a Cheers replica bar--right down to the crappy price/value proposition. It has associations with…

I arrived just before last call, but the waitress was so distracted that I never got my drink. They are open till 4 on the weekends, and was wondering how they keep customers engaged…

I'll start with a warning: they scan your ID and retain it "just a few months in our own system." MA does NOT have laws governing how they store or use this data (unlike RI). Physical…

Came here on a Monday after Foxy was dead. It is near a home depot, so that is your excuse for being in the area. Park in the back. I'm not one…

I'm glad that this place exists. It is the most rural club in Northern New England, and represents tremendous value. It has a very different aesthetic from both the cabarets and dive bars found in…

This place is quite the contradiction. Consider it's TUSCL profile: 7 reviews in the last year is about average (or even good) for an Boston area club that isn't Boardroom Cabaret, but most reviews…

I wish this place received more attention on TUSCL as the reviews are relatively infrequent, and I'd rather not submit back to back reviews. None-the-less, I believe that the two previous reviews (one of them…

Logistics: the club is in a pretty safe area, but no bike racks. There is a restaurant nearby, "The Original Tommy Doyles" which you could use for Lyft pickups and dropoff locations without soiling…

I was in Chelmsford visitng my buddy Ray's second cousin Joey's stepsister's boss Donny. Joey and his stepsister, Mandy, aren't very close, but Joey and I always have good craic with Donny. Mandy and I…