Reviews by blahblahblahs
Submit a ReviewSassy's Bar & Grill
927 SE Morrison St
Portland, OR 97214
Hot girls with the Portland look
Sassy had the hottest "Portland Girls" of any of the clubs that I visited on my trip. I received a 2 way contact fully nude dance that was well priced by Portland standards, and…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Clackport)
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St
Springfield, OR 97477
Find an excuse to visit Springfield
Logistics: The #11 bus goes close. Biking would be safeish, but I didn't see any bike racks. There is a cheap motel within stumbling distance. No food within walking distance, but they have a…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Retired)
Golden Dragon Exotic Club
324 SW 3rd Ave
Portland, OR 97204
Sometimes you shouldn't chase the dragon.
This covers two visits and perhaps you can learn from my mistakes.
Layout: security downstairs on the street. Go up a set of stairs, $10 to the bouncer to get in. The stage is in…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(skinnywhiteboy)
Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway
Portland, OR 97206
Terrible value. Portland has too many good clubs to go here.
Trigger warnings: this PL made dumb decisions and this place provides a terrible value.
This place is Portland's version of a Cheers replica bar--right down to the crappy price/value proposition. It has associations with…
Millennium Cabaret
390 S River Rd
Bedford, NH 03110
It exists!
I arrived just before last call, but the waitress was so distracted that I never got my drink. They are open till 4 on the weekends, and was wondering how they keep customers engaged…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(nelly76)
Ten's Show Club
11 North End Blvd
Salisbury, MA 01952
Aloof and blinding
I'll start with a warning: they scan your ID and retain it "just a few months in our own system." MA does NOT have laws governing how they store or use this data (unlike RI).
Physical…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(skibum609)
Cadillac Lounge
361 Charles St
Providence, RI 02904
At best, the fourth best in RI, but possibly 7th.
Came here on a Monday after Foxy was dead. It is near a home depot, so that is your excuse for being in the area. Park in the back. I'm not one…
6 commentslast: 1 yr ago(loper)
Hour Place
1158 Main St
Jay, ME 04239
Échappé at the Jay Ballet
I'm glad that this place exists. It is the most rural club in Northern New England, and represents tremendous value. It has a very different aesthetic from both the cabarets and dive bars found in…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Pjoshua98pr)
Cabaret Lounge
96 Newbury St
Peabody, MA 01960
Open on Mondays
This place is quite the contradiction. Consider it's TUSCL profile: 7 reviews in the last year is about average (or even good) for an Boston area club that isn't Boardroom Cabaret, but most reviews…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(blahblahblahs)
Kitten's Gentlemen's Club
99 Bridge Rd
Salisbury, MA 01952
purr
I wish this place received more attention on TUSCL as the reviews are relatively infrequent, and I'd rather not submit back to back reviews. None-the-less, I believe that the two previous reviews (one of them…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Pjoshua98pr)
Boardroom Cabaret
265 N Pearl St
Brockton, MA 02301
On the efficient frontier of value/distance from the Peep's Repub. of Cambridge.
Logistics: the club is in a pretty safe area, but no bike racks. There is a restaurant nearby, "The Original Tommy Doyles" which you could use for Lyft pickups and dropoff locations without soiling…
The Club
130 Frost Rd
Tyngsborough, MA 01879
My head was full of lemons
I was in Chelmsford visitng my buddy Ray's second cousin Joey's stepsister's boss Donny. Joey and his stepsister, Mandy, aren't very close, but Joey and I always have good craic with Donny. Mandy and I…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(blahblahblahs)
Kitten's Gentlemen's Club
99 Bridge Rd
Salisbury, MA 01952
Meow
I stopped in around 9 or 10 on a midweek night during the first chilly week of the fall. Entry was $5 and it was an ID check not an ID scan. I think my…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(blahblahblahs)
Foxy Lady
318 Chalkstone Ave
Providence, RI 02908
Not Quite Al Forno
I stopped in during an in between period after legs and eggs, but before the night shift had fully taken over. Lap dance booths are behind the stage, but not visible to people sitting…
4 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(blahblahblahs)
Chez Diane
79 Rue Principale
Saint-Georges-de-Clarenceville, QC J0J 1B0
Dianne, elle est folle
This place was completely surreal. I made a detour here on my way back from Montreal, and found myself driving on foggy roads with farm land on either side for, perhaps, 20 minutes. Nothing…
1 commentslast: 10 mos ago(Rodjet)
Golden Banana
151 Newbury St
Peabody, MA 01960
a long freaking walk from boston
Getting here is a challenge but worth it. First, leave Centerfolds Boston. Once you discover that you spent all your money at CF and can't afford a commuter rail ticket--let alone an uber--grab a Blue…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(From978)
Rhode Island Dolls
579 Front Street
Woonsocket, RI 02895
Prices have gone up agin.
Other reviews have covered the layout effectively, and have provided conflicting information on the dancer types here. I won't add to the former, but will opine on the later.
I was attracted to this place…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(skibum609)
GC Gentlemen's Club
2025 Saint-Césaire
Marieville, QC
Canada J3M1E5
Merrytime in Maryville
When I was passing through downtown Marieville, I didn't see anything else open. I suspect it is the only game in town for any kind of entertainment, and as a result, the crowd was very…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Rod84)

















