It exists!

I arrived just before last call, but the waitress was so distracted that I never got my drink. They are open till 4 on the weekends, and was wondering how they keep customers engaged after booze is no longer available. For what it's worth, it looks like they setup, and then quickly broke down, some sort of buffet. I didn't approach it and don't have any info on contents or cost/comp.

The physical layout has been done before, but the club occupies part of a huge building. The rest appears unoccupied. They have one stage in use, a bar that is awkwardly divided from the main area. Bathrooms and private dance areas are at opposite ends of the club.

The scan your ID, but at least they tell you before doing it. Night cover is $10. As mentioned, I didn't get any drinks on this visit, but I think crap beer is typically $6 (from memory, could be off by a dollar). Dances are $30 in a common room, or 3/100 in a curtained booth. The booths have couches that need to be replaced, but they do have big mirrors. There is an annoying amount of foot traffic by the booths, and bouncers will occasionally poke their heads in. Typically, you can do 3/100 and then extend to 4 or 5 at the $30/song rate. Dances and stages shows are topless; dances have 2 typical way contact. This is the only topless club in the region that I'm aware of. You can also do 15 or 30 minutes, but the bouncer will try to convince you that buying 3 packs of songs is the better deal.