Open on Mondays

This place is quite the contradiction. Consider it's TUSCL profile: 7 reviews in the last year is about average (or even good) for an Boston area club that isn't Boardroom Cabaret, but most reviews either skip lap dances or have conflicting information. Still, in an age of dying clubs this place keeps on fucking that chicken. I undertook a multi-trip investigation as to why.

Logistics: Inaccesible by public transportation. Not safe for bicycling. No nearby late night restaurants to use for Lyft or legit cover. You will be tailgated when trying to pull into the parking lot off of Route 1, because Massholes. Id check, but no scan.

Prices: $10 cover (weeknights at least), $9 for domestic beer, $25 lapdances.