How t o really date yourself

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• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  Looks like founder needs to PHP up a title edit function too.
• TxVegas

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  2 years ago

  I read the topic headline as a masturbation topic or basically being in love with yourself. Once I read, I think there is no reason not to have a fantasy about the hot celebrity of your youth. But, yes that does provide an indicator of your age. Objectively, she was hot
• shadowcat

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  2 years ago

  I don't have sex dreams anymore.
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  Like Shadowcat I don’t have sex dreams either But I will give away my age - just about every boy in my class either had her poster in their room or a photo in their locker
• Uprightcitizen

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  2 years ago

  She did not age well
• ATACdawg

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  2 years ago

  Cheryl Ladd, on the other hand......😍🤩🤯
• Cashman1234

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  2 years ago

  Farrah’s poster was the iconic hot girl poster from her era. A friend still jerks off to Marilyn Chambers videos. So, that’s another way some show their age. There used to be porn films (like Talk Dirty to Me) about folks using corded phones to have dirty chats. I mentioned to someone in a zoom meeting that I didn’t want to seem like a broken record. I’m sure that’s a dated reference.
• Warrior15

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  2 years ago

  Yeah, I was expecting a link to a PornHub video.
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  Did TxVegas just call me wanker? Wow maybe he's psychic or something...
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  @Cash actually it's pretty common for people to use expressions and not know the origin of them: [view link]
• jackslash

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  2 years ago

  I remember Marylin Monroe (Full disclosure: I never banged her).
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  @jack we know you would have been in like flint if you'd had a chance to give her a shampoo.
• SanchoRG

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  2 years ago

  Calling audiobooks “books on tape”
• goldmongerATL

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  2 years ago

  Audio books were the library lady reading to us before nap time.
• Dave_Anderson

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  2 years ago

  Talk Dirty to Me is a Poison song. Guess my age lol.
• georgmicrodong

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  2 years ago

  I remember when the only way to heat up your soup was to do it on the stove.
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  From the title I thought this was a new gender identity
• docsavage

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  2 years ago

  I don't usually have sexual fantasies involving old tv actresses because I watched little television after my childhood. I was oblivious before adolescence to female attractiveness. When I watch old sixties television shows I'm always surprised by the attractiveness of the actresses that I was unaware of at the time they were first on. Some of the actresses I can now see were pretty include Mary Tyler Moore on "the Dick Van Dyke show", Barbara Eden on "I Dream of Jeannie", Carolyn Jones on "the Addams family", Donna Douglas on "the Beverly Hillbillies", Dawn Wells on "Gilligan's Island" and Diana Rigg on "the Avengers".
• Huntsman

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  2 years ago

  We’ve probably all dated ourselves at times due to these TV fantasies. 😜
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  Diana Rigg was kinda boney, and Donna Douglas kinda had a ghetto booty. If I got within 10 feet of MTM, my evil self would burst into flames like a vampire near a crucifix. But yeah, the other three could totally have their way with me.
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  goldmonger is now addicted to library lady porn.
• 48-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  I had a sex dream about Jayne Mansfield!
• 48-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  They don't grow women like they did back in my day. I was a young one in the 1950s. Us silent generation had it good
• Heellover

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  2 years ago

  I have the newspaper (front section only) of the day she died. Same day as Michael Jackson. On a better note (and also showing my age) I have her playboy issue(s) as well. At least one 0f them. I think she was in it twice, but one had her with paint or mud or something. I think I have that one as well.
• shadowcat

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  2 years ago

  Did any one else have an incinerator in their back yard to burn trash/garbage?
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  @shadow I have relatives who still do that. Not just the Mexican ones.
• Eltriste

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  2 years ago

  Ruth Bader Ginaburg was hot <img src="[view link]">
• CandymanOfProvidence

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  2 years ago

  What's that, sonny? Sorry I wasn't holding my ear trumpet while I was daydreaming about Mae West!
• Goodclubrep

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  2 years ago

  Had a relative that often repeated the joke; Why did the boy push the cow out the 2nd story window? Ecause he wanted to see the Jersey Bounce". Date that!
• ilbbaicnl

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  2 years ago

  It can be bad telling the younguns about hot women who are now passed away: [view link]
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  On the Bob & Tom radio show this morning they were discussing Yankees baseball player Aaron Judge Tom says the phrase… “Here come da judge, Here come da judge” How many people listening got that reference
• 48-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  I went on a hot date with Betty White
• skibum609

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  2 years ago

  Betty White has the shittiest taste in men.
• twentyfive

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  2 years ago

  @Motorhead they might have heard of Kate Hudson, but not her mom, who not only "did here comes the judge", but was remembered as a go go dancer she also did the line "sock it to me". Laugh In was a funny show.
• MackTruck

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  2 years ago

  Betry White and da off da rockers show is great!!!
• motorhead

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  2 years ago

  @25 I didn’t always get every joke, but Laugh In is one of the all time funniest shows My dad - who really did not watch TV - was a faithful viewer.
• 48-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  "Betty White has the shittiest taste in men." How dare you mock the queen of comedy! You mean fucker. She is turning over in her grave
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  ^ That's so you can ass fuck her like your dad, uncles, and bros do you cowpuke!
• 48-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  [view link] Wow OSU I thought you had some major issues. You need to get psychological help for that. You could go to prison for that sort of thing
• 48-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  Those urges you have are unnatural
• TheeOSU

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  2 years ago

  cowpuke WTF do you know about natural? You've been buttfucked by all the men in your family and sleep with cows, you're an ignorant inbred loser! *did you notice there's only one 'o' in loser?
• 48-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  ^ Now you are just plain acting gay with your comments about gay stuff. I could never come up with comments like that because I don't swing that way. You just do you bud. I am sure skibum609 would be all in on your wishes and desires. Have fun with him!
• 48-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  And stop telling everyone about the incest you went through while you were growing up. That is a conversation you need to have with your therapist
• 49-Cowboy

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  2 years ago

  hey you could be like me, 35 years old and still a virgin.
• MackTruck

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  2 years ago

  ^ good one OSU. By the way The is spelled The, not Thee