I read the topic headline as a masturbation topic or basically being in love with yourself.
Once I read, I think there is no reason not to have a fantasy about the hot celebrity of your youth. But, yes that does provide an indicator of your age. Objectively, she was hot
I don't usually have sexual fantasies involving old tv actresses because I watched little television after my childhood. I was oblivious before adolescence to female attractiveness. When I watch old sixties television shows I'm always surprised by the attractiveness of the actresses that I was unaware of at the time they were first on. Some of the actresses I can now see were pretty include Mary Tyler Moore on "the Dick Van Dyke show", Barbara Eden on "I Dream of Jeannie", Carolyn Jones on "the Addams family", Donna Douglas on "the Beverly Hillbillies", Dawn Wells on "Gilligan's Island" and Diana Rigg on "the Avengers".
Diana Rigg was kinda boney, and Donna Douglas kinda had a ghetto booty. If I got within 10 feet of MTM, my evil self would burst into flames like a vampire near a crucifix. But yeah, the other three could totally have their way with me.
I have the newspaper (front section only) of the day she died. Same day as Michael Jackson.
On a better note (and also showing my age) I have her playboy issue(s) as well. At least one 0f them. I think she was in it twice, but one had her with paint or mud or something. I think I have that one as well.
Had a relative that often repeated the joke; Why did the boy push the cow out the 2nd story window? Ecause he wanted to see the Jersey Bounce". Date that!
@Motorhead
they might have heard of Kate Hudson, but not her mom, who not only "did here comes the judge", but was remembered as a go go dancer she also did the line "sock it to me".
Laugh In was a funny show.
cowpuke WTF do you know about natural? You've been buttfucked by all the men in your family and sleep with cows, you're an ignorant inbred loser! *did you notice there's only one 'o' in loser?
^ Now you are just plain acting gay with your comments about gay stuff. I could never come up with comments like that because I don't swing that way. You just do you bud. I am sure skibum609 would be all in on your wishes and desires. Have fun with him!
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I read the topic headline as a masturbation topic or basically being in love with yourself.
Once I read, I think there is no reason not to have a fantasy about the hot celebrity of your youth. But, yes that does provide an indicator of your age. Objectively, she was hot
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I don't have sex dreams anymore.
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Like Shadowcat I don’t have sex dreams either
But I will give away my age - just about every boy in my class either had her poster in their room or a photo in their locker
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She did not age well
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Cheryl Ladd, on the other hand......😍🤩🤯
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Farrah’s poster was the iconic hot girl poster from her era.
A friend still jerks off to Marilyn Chambers videos. So, that’s another way some show their age.
There used to be porn films (like Talk Dirty to Me) about folks using corded phones to have dirty chats.
I mentioned to someone in a zoom meeting that I didn’t want to seem like a broken record. I’m sure that’s a dated reference.
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Yeah, I was expecting a link to a PornHub video.
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Did TxVegas just call me wanker? Wow maybe he's psychic or something...
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@Cash actually it's pretty common for people to use expressions and not know the origin of them: en.wikipedia.org
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I remember Marylin Monroe (Full disclosure: I never banged her).
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@jack we know you would have been in like flint if you'd had a chance to give her a shampoo.
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Calling audiobooks “books on tape”
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Audio books were the library lady reading to us before nap time.
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Talk Dirty to Me is a Poison song. Guess my age lol.
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I remember when the only way to heat up your soup was to do it on the stove.
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From the title I thought this was a new gender identity
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I don't usually have sexual fantasies involving old tv actresses because I watched little television after my childhood. I was oblivious before adolescence to female attractiveness. When I watch old sixties television shows I'm always surprised by the attractiveness of the actresses that I was unaware of at the time they were first on. Some of the actresses I can now see were pretty include Mary Tyler Moore on "the Dick Van Dyke show", Barbara Eden on "I Dream of Jeannie", Carolyn Jones on "the Addams family", Donna Douglas on "the Beverly Hillbillies", Dawn Wells on "Gilligan's Island" and Diana Rigg on "the Avengers".
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We’ve probably all dated ourselves at times due to these TV fantasies. 😜
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Diana Rigg was kinda boney, and Donna Douglas kinda had a ghetto booty. If I got within 10 feet of MTM, my evil self would burst into flames like a vampire near a crucifix. But yeah, the other three could totally have their way with me.
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goldmonger is now addicted to library lady porn.
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I had a sex dream about Jayne Mansfield!
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They don't grow women like they did back in my day. I was a young one in the 1950s. Us silent generation had it good
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I have the newspaper (front section only) of the day she died. Same day as Michael Jackson.
On a better note (and also showing my age) I have her playboy issue(s) as well. At least one 0f them. I think she was in it twice, but one had her with paint or mud or something. I think I have that one as well.
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Did any one else have an incinerator in their back yard to burn trash/garbage?
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@shadow I have relatives who still do that. Not just the Mexican ones.
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Ruth Bader Ginaburg was hot
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What's that, sonny? Sorry I wasn't holding my ear trumpet while I was daydreaming about Mae West!
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Had a relative that often repeated the joke; Why did the boy push the cow out the 2nd story window? Ecause he wanted to see the Jersey Bounce". Date that!
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It can be bad telling the younguns about hot women who are now passed away: youtube.com
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On the Bob & Tom radio show this morning they were discussing Yankees baseball player Aaron Judge
Tom says the phrase…
“Here come da judge, Here come da judge”
How many people listening got that reference
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I went on a hot date with Betty White
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Betty White has the shittiest taste in men.
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@Motorhead
they might have heard of Kate Hudson, but not her mom, who not only "did here comes the judge", but was remembered as a go go dancer she also did the line "sock it to me".
Laugh In was a funny show.
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Betry White and da off da rockers show is great!!!
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@25
I didn’t always get every joke, but Laugh In is one of the all time funniest shows
My dad - who really did not watch TV - was a faithful viewer.
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"Betty White has the shittiest taste in men."
How dare you mock the queen of comedy! You mean fucker. She is turning over in her grave
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^
That's so you can ass fuck her like your dad, uncles, and bros do you cowpuke!
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Wow OSU I thought you had some major issues. You need to get psychological help for that. You could go to prison for that sort of thing
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Those urges you have are unnatural
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cowpuke WTF do you know about natural? You've been buttfucked by all the men in your family and sleep with cows, you're an ignorant inbred loser! *did you notice there's only one 'o' in loser?
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^ Now you are just plain acting gay with your comments about gay stuff. I could never come up with comments like that because I don't swing that way. You just do you bud. I am sure skibum609 would be all in on your wishes and desires. Have fun with him!
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And stop telling everyone about the incest you went through while you were growing up. That is a conversation you need to have with your therapist
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hey you could be like me, 35 years old and still a virgin.
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^ good one OSU. By the way The is spelled The, not Thee
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