Comments by CandymanOfProvidence (page 12)

"Germany is rearming. Putin is FUCKED." Putin is poopin'.

The Brazilians would say: Thanks, Bolsonaro. Caca

Cooled down already, Icee?

"Little monkeys need something to believe in." Throwing poop again signifies something...

Or maybe significant effort required with the plunger.

Dumpy_Normus must have just returned from the crapper. Delayed due to lack of TP.

Trying to figure out how these would work. See top of screen for product name. https://www.sanus.com/en_US/products/racks/caca4/

She should launch a lawsuit for a defective toilet flushing her clothes away.

"One time a stripper demanded to spray my hands before a lap dance. Then she put on a pair of rubber gloves. Then she put a towel on her lap so I would be sitting on the towel instead of her lap. I've done lap dances with hundreds of girls and when you do that you eventually run into an extreme outlier in the area of hygiene." You haven't had a real outlier until you've had the full hazmat suit experience.

Better a meow than a burp.

"If that's the side you want to take, you better take a hard look at the people you're standing next to." It's wiser to take good looks of the path where you're going to avoid stepping into caca along the way.

^The most common freebie is air freshener after using the bathroom. Second most is baby wipes.

I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME! You go Putin, I go poopin! You attempt invasion, I make defecation! You make artillary shot, I make abdominal plop! You attempt a truce, I will drop the deuce!

I love days of freezing rain. I can slide butt-naked down hills and leave amazing skid marks.

^Take me to a cheap buffet and I will be a one-man wrecking crew.

Bless my malfunctioning large intestines!

"^ Trump would be promoting North American energy, providing jobs to American refineries and keeping us a net energy exporter who would supply Europe so they didn't need Nord Stream 2. He wouldn't be placating American greens who want to see American energy bills triple like in Germany, or having to beg Saudi Arabia to increase production. With a few Javelin anti-tank missiles to Ukraine, so this shit wouldn't happen. To paraphrase Ice Cube, now we're getting fucked out our green by a Russian boy. With no Vaseline." Um, no. Trump would not only be riding the horse with Putin, but shoveling more manure.

Getting young enough to not avoid soiling oneself?

Various locations around Rhode Island - sidewalks in particular - my offspring have been captured during filming.

Skibum609 saves the rolls of quarters for himself, to stick up his ass. While vacationing in Vegas he treats himself to silver dollars.

"Just so everyone knows; after the first couple of hundred threesomes, you try to schedule them on Sundays so you can watch football during sex...." Skibum609 forgot to mention he has each of them kickoff his balls at the start of each half.

If I come here and let a massive fart, it will be known as The Chokeroom

He was trying to express his strong opinion but his keyboard was broken, all those "aa" should be translated to "caca"

Many of these same characters, given how much crap they produce, should be members of Explore Toilet

Wealthy is having your own personal dry cleaner and plumber so you never worry about giving a crap.