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Reviews by SCP

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2 years ago
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
This Place Just Keeps Getting Better
This was Friday. What better way to spend a day then to pay sluts to get naked for you. I decided to venture down the I-5 for a Kittens retry, given my last experience...
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2 years ago
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unclewillSea
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2 years ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Easy Sluts Ready To Please
So this was a Wednesday, as in yesterday. Being in the area and needing to brush up on my feminist bonafides by paying a slut to take her clothes off for my pleasure, I...
Comments: 5
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2 years ago
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marty_mcfly
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2 years ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Afternoon on a Sunday. Pandoras Never Disappoints.
So it’s been awhile since I’ve swung by the old watering hole, and it was time for another visit. I want to Pandoras in the afternoon on Sunday around opening (that would be at...
Comments: 6
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2 years ago
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unclewillSea
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2 years ago
Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park
Lake Forest Park, Washington
Boring and Mediocre As Always. Avoid.
Seattle is by reputation one of the lamest strip club scenes in the country. It’s sort of true and sort of not. It mostly depends on what a club goer wants: do you want...
Comments: 9
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2 years ago
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SCP
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2 years ago
Sugar's
Seattle, Washington
Scammed By Barbie. Buyer Beware.
Having wrapped up my visit to Kittens, I decided to turn the day into a mini strip club tour. What better way to wrap up a day at Kittens than to go to discount...
Comments: 8
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2 years ago
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unclewillSea
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2 years ago
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
A Risky But Rewarding Saturday Afternoon
So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation the next...
Comments: 4
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2 years ago
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unclewillSea
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2 years ago
Pirates Cove
Portland, Oregon
Pirates Cove-Naked Women and Cheap Beer
Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score...
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2 years ago
by
skinnywhiteboy
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2 years ago
Sugar's
Seattle, Washington
Sugars-Feminist Spotted. Yeah, Its Still A Great Club Though.
This was in mid-May. I decided to change things up and hit up a strip club in the evening rather than my regular opening time appearance. I’ve only been to Sugars twice so far,...
Comments: 7
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2 years ago
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unclewillSea
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2 years ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Pandoras-Still Seattle’s Gold Standard
Was bored on a Saturday morning and knew a certain Mexican milf would be working that day, so decided to make a pilgrimage to the old stand-by. Memorial Day weekend. The more of a...
Comments: 3
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2 years ago
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unclewillSea
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2 years ago
Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Kittens-Still Worth It, But Be Careful
Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers me, aside...
Comments: 7
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2 years ago
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marty_mcfly
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2 years ago
Club SinRock
Renton, Washington
Club Sinrock-Don’t Walk Away. Run.
Club Sinrock. Boring. Mediocre. Stuck up IG model wanna bitches delusional about their worth. The place you go to spend twice as much as you would at any other strip club and get...
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2 years ago
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Club_Goer_Seattle
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2 years ago
Pandora's Adult Cabaret
Seattle, Washington
Pandoras-Perving on a Saturday Morning
Pandoras is a must-go on any Seattle pervs list. It’s long had the best reputation for high mileage of any club in town. Easy sluts abound and it’s typically not hard to talk the...
Comments: 7
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2 years ago
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SCP
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2 years ago
Riverside Corral
Portland, Oregon
Riverside Corral-Cheap Naked Women Willing to Please
Every so often, I’ll feel the need to head down the I-5 corridor for business and inevitably end up making the Portland strip club tour. Portland gets a bad rap for being a low...
Comments: 8
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2 years ago
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LuckyLapper
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2 years ago
Sugar's
Seattle, Washington
Sugars-A Pervs Paradise
This isn’t going to be one of those bullshit reviews. If you’re going to a Seattle strip club you’re going for one reason-to perv on naked chicks. No one gives a fuck about the...
Comments: 7
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2 years ago
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unclewillSea