Pirates Cove-Naked Women and Cheap Beer

Pirates Cove. Another Portland bottom-of-the-rung strip joint hole-in-wall that I’ve always had a soft spot for. Come with low expectations and you won’t be disappointed. Buy a beer, ogle some naked women, and score a on-the-spot lap dance (yeah, it has no LDA).

It’s early May. Saturday. I headed down the I-5 early from Seattle and hit up another bottom-of-the-rung, Riverside Corral, first. Got some perv action in and left satisfied but decided to continue on my strip strip tour. Next stop:Pirates Cove. I get there around 5 and make my way in. No cover as always in Portland. Get me beer from the thick ex-stripper turned bartender milf and take a seat. Survey the surroundings.

Couple of patrons. Locals by the looks of them. A skinny blondie stripper and a goth stripper with piercings are sitting at the bar. Not my type. A tall brunette with a decent rack and ass is twerking on the pole. Definitely more my type. I throw down a 20 on stage. That gets her attention. Probably the best tip she’s gotten all night. The top goods were already out and the 20 seals the deal for the panty drop. Trimmed pussy. Cute little ass. She spreads the pussy for me. Decent view. Song ends. She heads over to my table.

A little chit chat. I buy her a shot. Some more chit chat. Another shot. Hand explores and ends up on her ass. Another shot and a beer for me. Now its her time up again. I throw a 10. More twerking and another panty drop. I’m sitting at the stage now and opt for a lap dance as she gets off the stage. We go to one of the chairs in the far side corner of the club. Given that there’s no LDA, this is where the fondling, uh, lap dancing, happens. Lap dances are 20 but I say I’ll put down 40 for something a little more special.

We start of with a bra drop. She sticks the top goods in my face and I fondle for a bit. Hands move down and I grab her ass. Panties come half down and I fondle the ass. Song ends and I decide that’s my cue to leave. Left satisfied. Nice little dive for a perv to get beer and naked women on the cheap.