Comments by SalaoLikeSantiago (page 3)

5-10 years ago, Visions had a good take-out menu, but some recent reviews have suggested things have changed. Penthouse has typically had a rotating selection of hot, young women and that rotation can make them range anywhere from robs to expensive OTCs depending on when you hit it. It's worth paying the cover and going in just to have the access to a decently clean restroom while partying on Bourbon St. BTW - I think New Orleans has a very good erotic massage / escort scene (but a horrible AMP scene).

Do you know what you have in common with Eric Trump? When I look at either of you, I think to myself, "Damn! I'd like to hit that pussy." (For when you meet one of the many strippers named Naomi.) I used to love the name "Naomi" because backwards it spells "I Moan"; but, then I met Lana.

Nice that the sexy blonde with glasses gave you a useful orientation. I thought you were going to share it with us???

If you've got the game to pull civilians, there are many and they are drunk and they are looking for fun. The N.O. AMP scene seems horrible, but there's a quite excellent "massage" scene with very attractive women - YMMV. Penthouse has good looking women - and the cover charge is cheap to have it as an option for clean restrooms while partying on Bourbon Street. OTC is possible, but a challenge and expensive. Visions has easier take out menu, but still hit or miss on any given night. Good luck! Look forward to reading your reports.

The Down Side: Usually higher cover charge. Usually more crowded. The Up Side: Local dancers seem to feel a bit more insecure while the feature is on stage, and may be more available.

How big is the monger vote? I guess there's no real reason to campaign to us because the minds seem made up already. And, I'm not sure that our degenerate crowd knows what's best for the country. I would like the liberals to make OTC wholly legal AND subsidize it, and I would like to see the conservatives loosen up on the related birth control and on the immigration of perky-tittied Cubans between the ages of 18 and 23.

Sounds just bizarre enough to be worth a visit. Just one.

How do you feel about the 2 for 25 special? I've met several Tuesday night dancers who won't honor it? What's the deal with that "Regulars' Row" along the one side - are they big spenders or pimpin'? Anyway, I'll keep my eye out for you - I'd rather buy dances than drinks, but might do both. (And, I can't believe they are renovating again.)

Just a short trip to Bridgeport Massage afterward if there's a little energy to be dissipated. IME not FS, but sometimes just enough.

Helpful. Thanks.

Hi Ronjax - I think Canada's largely the same all over. I've visited Toronto more often and know better how to access the scene. Famous Montreal Clubs like Chez Paree are not the raucous scene they used to be. TJ is very different...shaving cream shows with insertion, a sex hotel attached, and inexpensive prices. Toronto has happy ending spas with beautiful women offering mutual groping but no FS; "spas" where the massage is solely an alibi for the FS expected, strip clubs with easy OTC and a bit of effort ITC, and a large number of escort agencies where you are paying for "companionship only" if you know what they mean. The women speak English. The variety of companion is greater than in TJ. They're almost all on social media so you can window shop before pursuing. It's more expensive than TJ, but cheaper than the U.S. plus the exchange rate makes it an even better deal. And, Toronto is a fun, safe city to explore while filling up again. I concur with the love for TJ. It's an exceptional scene, with some issues. I can make a great weekend in Toronto and I enjoy it more than TJ (preference for blonde, English-speaking spinners). It's hard to get to Europe for the FKK scene, but everyone should try it at least once. Look forward to reading your reports! (But, the big point of the original post was that I am against screening or deposits with U.S. escorts, and remind everyone to be on the alert, be ready to wade through the scams and be ready to walk away from the catfish.)

Really love your peaches want to shake your tree.

In the past 5 years, I haven't found the dancers here to be hotter than at Risque or Cheerleaders down the road. It is more expensive, and in my experience the takeout menu isn't as tantalizing.

Interesting review. Good for you. I've never been offered oral services in this club, and at that $60 is a pretty special price.

You'd think if the Cuomos could have accomplished one thing, it would have been to get some quality ass in some quality clubs near Albany.

Entertainingly literate review. I haven't been to this place yet, and I'm still not inspired.

Agree with the tone of this review with regard to the over-reviewed Playhouse. Maybe the increase in curmudgeons who want "extra" service, but don't want to tip for it, is driving some of the cute strippers to OF? It's, at least, driving the younger (not young) dancers at Playhouse to start demanding tips up front. Anyway, they follow the $$$.

Is it good to be the King? What happens in that pricey Court? Might be better to invite one of the women to the Four Seasons.

Electric Blue it seems to be standard service. Playhouse but I was asked to not paint her face.

First semi-positive report I can remember seeing from the Hole in quite a while. Thanks for the update.

My favorites are Cheerleaders Philly and Risque Philly. Tend to have some good looking, friendly women, and you can get menu specials but nothing's guaranteed and you'll have to bring your mongering skills...there's ways to work these clubs. Playhouse (before 3p) gets you a guaranteed rub in the right place from a woman who could be a friend of your grandmothers'. Purple Orchid gets you as much as you want to pay for from a thicc (usually) WOC. But, lots of options to choose from, and look forward to reading your experiences.

Nobody fessing up to collecting penicillin-resistant infections and divorce attorney bills? Well, there's always 2024...

I thought that "came and went" was going to be a cool euphemism for a very successful trip. Sorry to hear that wasn't so.

Oh ye of one review. Check it out and report back with #2.

No way its $45 for 15 minutes nude. $45/song maybe.