$20 at the door plus 2 drinks, really?

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, CA

This was my first time visiting clubs in Anaheim. It was a late night already but Imperial was close to my hotel so decided to have a look. The club situated in a non-descript strip…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

My first time at Mpire. Previously I’ve been to Archibald’s so had my expectations lowered as far as contact and lap dances. With that in my, this was an enjoyable visit but I’m unlikely to…

Yikes. I read the reviews but thought I'd check it out myself. Hit this up close to midnight on Wednesday. On a main road, among strip malls. It's a small bar with a sex shop/lingerie store…

Went into the building.There was no pole, no chairs, no normal stuff you’d see in a strip club. Just a small room with a couch and beyond, a sex shop. I passed the rows of…

This was definitely the saddest place I’ve ever been. The women were all out of shape and probably pushing late 40s. No dances, i watched one dancer order a dinner once the guy offered -…

This club is super dirty and terrible. The girls are borderline openly hostile and the other clientele is obnoxious and loud. The actual venue itself leaves a lot to be desired, too, with a very…