My Overpaying Story

Michigan

Friday, March 4, 2022 11:46 PM

I'm writing this to punish myself for making fun of someone in the comments section of a review where they overpaid for a BJ. I tried to think of a time where I made a similar mistake and I couldn't think of one...but then I remembered this gem. So, for your enjoyment (and my dismay): So, I used to dabble in stand-up comedy. And, I had just did a set at a local bar and bombed. It was the first time I ever really bombed. I was really feeling bad and decided to drown my sorrows in pussy. So, I went to a club in Anaheim that I had been to a couple times. It wasn't my usual stomping grounds, but it was a place where I had a really good experience once and I thought I might try for another good experience. I knew there was a VIP area and I knew they sometimes had decent talent. Well, as is usually my luck...as soon as I sat down...a plump stripper rushed over to greet me; immediately followed by the waitress asking if I wanted to "buy the lady a drink". The usual drink hustle was in full effect. I can't remember what I did...I just know that I was pretty loaded at that point from the bar where I had done my stand-up and really just wanted to stop in there and sober up a little because I really didn't want to drive in my condition. So, I probably just ordered a Diet Coke or something. I proceeded to talk to the stripper, she then went on stage, then came back to sit next to me. Over the course of 20-25 minutes she actually got better and better looking and I didn't seem to be getting any more sober. After about 25 minutes and continual prodding, she finally convinced me to go to the VIP area. Now, I knew what was going to go down in the VIP area. I had been through this dance before. And, given my state of alcoholic bliss, I wasn't shy about it. I paid her and by the time she returned with the condom I had my shirt unbuttoned and pants undone and I was ready to go. The ONLY problem was...I might have been a 'little' bit too drunk to perform to my usual standards. Maybe a little bit of it had to do with that fact that I was still upset about my comedy performance...I don't know. All I know is, it wasn't happening in the usual fashion. It was 'okay'...but it was taking longer than usual. So, here's where the overpayment problem comes in. See, the week before, I had gone to Vegas and won some money. About $1450. So, I was flush with cash. And, I was laying there in this booth...naked...next to this fairly attractive dancer...and I was rather drunk. So, I wasn't making good decisions. And, I decided that I wanted to "bring her home with me". Now, I mentioned this to her...thinking there was no way she'd actually go for it. It was one of those things you say expecting the dancer to just giggle and say, "you're sweet" or "you're silly." Well...she responded something to the effect of, "that would be expensive." And me...in my infinite stupidity...and my state of drunkeness and a little curiosity...decided to make an offer. Rather than ask her for a price (the smart way to negotiate), I just threw out a number. "I'll give you $450 for you to come over, watch a movie with me, and fuck. And I'll supply the wine and the weed.", I said. Now, I thought this was a fair deal at the time. It's probably 3 hours...$150 for a fuck...extra for the outcall...a little more because she doesn't know me. But see, it was drunk, "I haven't blown my load yet and it's really dark in here" math. And I knew I overpaid because she IMMEDIATELY said, "Okay. But I can't do it tonight because I have to go home and let my dog out. How bout tomorrow night? Or Thursday?" She didn't pause for a SECOND. I'm not gonna tell the second half of the story. But yes, she came over and I paid her $450. A deal is a deal. I don't make promises I can't keep. And yes, she did text me numerous times in the following weeks asking if I wanted to get together again...probably hoping I didn't come to my senses. I mean, she could make $62,000/year just banging me 2-3 times a week, watching a few movies and smoking some weed. Thats a heck of a gig if you can get it.

14 comments

JAprufrock
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2 years ago
$450 for a fuck sounds expensive, but it's really not outlandish for three hours of her time. Now, I wouldn't want to pay $150 an hour for a stripper to watch a movie with me, but if you were able to caress, cuddle and have bodily contact with her for the full three hours, I wouldn't say it was money wasted, especially if you were able to get multiple SOG and a GFE. Wouldn't spend that much more than maybe a couple times a year, though.
Leonard313
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2 years ago
SOG? Since somebody responded, I'll give you the second half of the story. 'Sort of' humorous: So, she arrives at my apartment complex and I buzz her in the parking garage. Now, I have two assigned parking spots that are between these two pillars (underground parking). I got the worst parking spots in the whole complex, but its really not that hard to park in the spots unless you're parking a van...or you're a female driver. So, she gets in there and asks if she can park somewhere else. I inform her that those are my only spots and she might get towed if she parks in the other spots or in the lot next door. She flies into a MINI TIRADE about how this is a new car and she's not gonna risk scratching it and this is BS. I mean, total psycho kinda episode. Then, like night and day, she calms down. I then offer to park it for her. She flies into ANOTHER TIRADE about how she's the only one that drives her car. Now, it wasn't a Porsche...or a Mercedes or anything. I think it was a Camry or a Cavalier or something lame. Finally, she calms down and agrees to just try and park the car...which she is able to do. She then gets out and hugs me and everything is normal...other than me being terrified by her dual personality. She pops her trunk to get a bag and I realize the only things in her car....and I mean the ONLY THINGS IN HER CAR...her a small bag/purse and a wig. I probably should have lead with this being my first real outcall experience. We went up to my apartment. I offered her some wine, but she said she doesn't drink and asked where the weed was...so I broke that out. We sat on the couch and she wanted me to rub her feet while we looked around for something to watch. Now, I specifically told her I wanted to watch a movie as part of this "date"...but she kept wanting to stop and watch anything that wasn't a movie (sports, newscasts, etc...). I think her hopes were that if we caught the end of a TV program or sporting event that would "count" as a movie and trim 2 hours off the stay. She was smoking a LOT of weed. And I was trying to just have a conversation with her. But, having a conversation with a stripper/escort is like trying to talk politics with a goldfish. She was all over the map. Strippers/Escorts lie so much, that they can't keep their lies straight. This is fine when you meet customers for 20 minute lap dances and then never see them again. But, when you're trying to have a 2-hour conversation...it gets confusing as hell. One minute, she didn't have kids, then she had two, then she had one at home, then she had one who was in a juvenile detention center. The first night I met her she had a dog, but then she didn't have a dog, but then later in the conversation she had a couple dogs. She would start stories about being in a car crash and getting arrested and then the stories would change into stories about suing somebody for hitting her where she didn't get arrested. And I knew better than to correct her. I treat stripper storytelling like old people with dementia....just let them tell the story and nod like it makes sense. There was very little to choose from in terms of movies. I finally settled on Platoon...which mainly was her choice. I'm not a movie efficinado. I've seen this movie multiple times, but it's not a "favorite" or anything. So, as we're watching it...the movie gets to the scene with the Vietnamese hooker...the "love you long time" scene. And these soldiers are essentially bargaining, in a very demeaning way, to bang this chick for like $1 or $5 or something like that. So there I am...on my couch...with a hooker....watching a movie about these guys insulting this hooker. I couldn't have been more embarrassed. Granted, it wasn't my fault! I didn't write the movie! I didn't even pick the movie! But still! It was embarrassing! I felt like I should apologize for their behavior. We eventually went upstairs when the movie ended. It was nice to have sex with her in a bed...instead of some "booth". And she actually was cuter that evening than the night I met her in the club. She didn't seem that into it. I've had better. I think she was hoping to get this over with quick and get her payday. Afterwards was weird. I didn't really negotiate an overnight...and I didn't really want her to stay. She was weird and she smoked most of my weed. She wasn't that good of a lay anyways. There wasn't that GFE connection that really sold me. But, I also wasn't sure how to get rid of her post-deed. Seemed kinda rude to just jump up, pull up my boxers, and say, "Okay, that was nice...now GTF out." So, we went back downstairs and just sat around awkwardly for about 15-20 minutes until I finally spoke up and said, "Well, I gotta get up early tomorrow...so I guess I should pay you so you can be on your way." As for the "value"....I can see what JApf is saying. GFE is hard to price. A girl that is REALLY GOOD...who you can actually take on a real date, take back to your place, and she can make you feel like she actually enjoys your company...that type of experience could be worth $250-$2,000 depending on the quality of the girl and length of time. But if "GFE" is just that she is willing to let you "sort of" kiss her or some she's willing to sit next to you while you watch a movie and she smokes your weed...thats really just a whore trying to score free weed. Any of us that have been doing this for awhile can all nod in agreement to the simple truth...that some girls know how to make you feel like they want you and some girls just don't. And that "lie"...thats the real difference. Thats the "talent". They all have tits, a couple ass cheeks, and a twat. But the ones that really have talent are the ones that get in your head and make you think they want you. Even us guys that think we can't be fooled or seduced....sometimes one of them will still manage to get us. Those are the ones that have "it". Those are the ones with real talent. And you need that talent to make GFE work.
Leonard313
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2 years ago
No...head is NOT $500 in most major cities and picking is NOT $1000. Thats Colorado craziness.
Leonard313
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2 years ago
I hope it was a signed guitar pick...because there's this thing called the internet...and there's millions of free pics on there.
OrangeClown
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2 years ago
@Leonard313, don't mind my bitch, @destertquim. He's quoting prices on how much it costs him to cornhole chickens and livestock in Arizona.
Champphilly
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2 years ago
Class, and how many miles on the car fixes it’s own money. Cheap ones may be for low. So, it is all what ones choice. So, Leonard313 may be correct
besmitty
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2 years ago
Leonard313, buy a ticket to San diego. cross at san ysidro. tell taxi hong kong. $7 cab ride. gorgeous women. take em upstairs for $100. its the red light district. they're legal and regulated. paperwork with testing too. never overpay again!
PutaTester
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2 years ago
Paid $300 for OTC with a 9 3-hole stripper who delivered a total GFE for 3 hours every other month for 18+ months. During that same time, I did another stripper OTC once that I had known for over a year and thought I had a good connection with for $400 and all I got was a 30m CBJ. She made lots of unkept promises and gave me so many BS excuses that I kicked her out. So you never know. Of course, it was a lot more fun reading about your experience.
Htxx
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2 years ago
You watched full metal jacket not platoon
Papi_Chulo
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2 years ago
Paying $450 for OTC is not really overpaying even if there are some girls that may do it for less - in many clubs around the country that is within range of a typical 30-minute ITC experience - part of me thinks you may have actually paid a lot more but didn’t wanna come clean; or you just wanted to tell a good story (or extras are on the cheap-end in the clubs you hit). w.r.t. OTC – when one is new to the SC game and hard-up; one will take any OTC offer that comes along – but with time in the game and experience; one often learns you need to be careful with some of these chicks that may either not be 100% sane; or there just won’t be good chemistry with them - when it comes to ITC; it pays to be a bit choosy and not just jump at any opportunity.
RockAllNight
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2 years ago
Leonard- I don’t think anyone answered your SOG question. Shots on goal. As in MSOG means cummig in her multiple times.
StripClubXpert
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2 years ago
@Leonard313 "I treat stripper storytelling like old people with dementia....just let them tell the story and nod like it makes sense." LMAO! I do the same thing. "I didn't really want her to stay. She was weird and she smoked most of my weed." Sometimes the stripper fantasy is best left a fantasy. "I also wasn't sure how to get rid of her post-deed. Seemed kinda rude to just jump up, pull up my boxers, and say, "Okay, that was nice...now GTF out."" In the words of Charlie Sheen "You don’t pay a call girl to do what she does. You pay her to leave afterward.". If you gave her the cash she probably would have been off like a prom dress. "GFE is hard to price.". I think you really got the full Girlfriend Experience when she was yelling at you for nothing. " But if "GFE" is just that she is willing to let you "sort of" kiss her or some she's willing to sit next to you while you watch a movie and she smokes your weed...thats really just a whore trying to score free weed. ". LMAO! Thanks for posting this and for the laughs.
jusflor
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2 years ago
400to 500 for lay seems to be the new Normal in Houston. Just a few years ago you could get away with 300 tops. And I’m taking above a 7. Earlier this year this chick quoted me 1k!!! I banged her 2 years previous for 350 and I thought that was expensive. As always the thirsty duses ruin it for all by overpaying.
Jascoi
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2 years ago
when I first split from my wife more times than not I over paid for favors especially because I was in Vegas a lot… and yeah. I’m still learning.

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