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36 reviews by jacej

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Major Changes and Much Improved, But Still Mediocre

It’s been a long time since I’ve been to CCR – probably at least three years. I had a flight going out of DCA, so I decided to wait for my flight since it’s…

6 mos ago2

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, LA

Expensive Place, But Worth a Visit if You're a Tourist

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

TL, DR: Medium sized, brightly lit, upscale club. Smoke free. Topless only. $12 cover. There were a variety of women – most were Caucasian or perhaps Latina, about three AAs, and…

3 yrs ago

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

High Milage, Fun Place if you can get Past the Language Barrier

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

TL; DR: Very active dayshift with 20-30 girls. Medium-sized, mid-market club. Free lunch offered until 3:00 p.m. Almost all girls are Cuban and the vast majority have little-to-no English skills. Dances…

3 yrs ago2

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Very Frenetic After Midnight Visit

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

TL; DR: After midnight visit to Scarlett’s - $20 cover; $25 dances in the $25 rooms; $35 dances in the $35 rooms. Bottled water is $8 at the main bar, $11 at the VIP…

3 yrs ago2

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

It's Open During the Day, but Just Barely

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

TL; DR: upscale mid-to-large topless club; dayshift is very slow; no cover; ID scan required; super low mileage; girls are 6-7s; $100 for 15 min w/$25 drink min and double that for 30 min. This is…

4 yrs ago3

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Don't Even Bother With the Dayshift

★★★★★★★3.7/10

TL; DR: mid-tier mid-sized nude club; no alcohol; 18 yo strippers allowed; dayshift is super dead; no cover for day and $33 with coupon at night; photo of ID taken at night but not during…

4 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Hot Women, No Mileage, Don't Bother

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

TL; DR: large upscale topless club; nightshift is very active; $40 cover + tax (total $43 and change) if you drive yourself (prob. more if you take taxi or Uber); ID scan required; hot girls…

4 yrs ago3

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Hot Girls, but Only Medium Mileage

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

TL; DR: Thursday afternoon visit; upscale large club with nightclub vibe; girls are mostly white or Latina split about 60/40; all nude; $25 and $35 dances; girls are hot, but mileage is limited; not…

4 yrs ago5

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

High Mileage Visit with the B Team

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

TL; DR: One of the most active day shifts in the area; very high mileage; mostly Cubans/Latinas; dayshift talent was just ok and ranged from 5-7s; $10 table dances and $25 open room dances available;…

4 yrs ago2

Playmates Club

Miami, FL

Low Quality Talent - I'd Only Come Back if I had no Other Options

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

TL; DR: Small club with one stage and one bar; quality of the girls were not that good and were 4-6s, with maybe a few 6.5s; many girls are overweight, and a few were REALLY…

4 yrs ago4

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Mediocre Talent, with a few Diamonds in the Rough

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

TL; DR: Not that busy for a Friday night, $15 cover, about half Caucasian half AA, most girls were mediocre and a little overweight, though there were two good looking ones. Music was hip hop…

4 yrs ago3

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Good Afternoon Visit, Though Lineup was Mostly Average. Don't go at Night to Avoid Getting Jumped

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

TL; DR: Day shift review of mid-sized, mid-tier, nude club. Girls are mostly Latina (Cuban), and day shift is not the A-Team, but has one of the more active day-shifts in the area in…

5 yrs ago12

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Been a Long While, and Everything is Like it as Pre-Pandemic

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

TL; DR: Large upscale, nude club with a nightclub vibe. Girls are generally hot with half Caucasian and half Latina, with a few AAs mixed in. Mileage is semi-decent, though no pussy play,…

5 yrs ago6

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, PA

Fun Place - Wish I Could Have Spent More Time

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This is the second of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…

5 yrs ago2

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Not a Great Visit, but at Least it's Open - For Now

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This is the first of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first strip club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…

5 yrs ago5

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, MD

Surprisingly Decent Visit During the Corona

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I had never been to any clubs in the Baltimore area before, and I had heard that while the clubs in Baltimore were better than the clubs you can find in the DC area just…

5 yrs ago2

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Hot Chicks, Low Grind - Hurry up with the Vaccine!!

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I was in Miami for a same day meeting and I wasn't staying overnight, so I was only able to make a quick stop in to Scarlett's for about an hour shortly after it opened…

5 yrs ago

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, GA

Post-Covid Visit - First Time at Oasis is a Good Time

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I’m probably about four round trips away from earning premier status on an airline. Now that some cities have clubs opening up, I decided to do a “status run” by doing a cheap flight…

6 yrs ago6

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Good Afternoon Trip to Tooties, But You Have to Find the Right Girl (Obviously)

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This review is from a weekday visit early in January around 2:00 in the afternoon. I hadn't been to Tootsies in a long time, so I figured I'd check it out and give the…

6 yrs ago10

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Hot Girls, Good VIP Visit to the Rhino

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This is the first of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to SR mid-afternoon on a Tuesday afternoon because this place tends to be a…

6 yrs ago6

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Attractive Girls, Great Floor Dance Value

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This is the second of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to Sapphire Tuesday evening just before the cover charge hit at 6 pm.…

6 yrs ago8

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

So So Experience, and Something Smells Like Ass in This Place

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This is the third and last of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to LD on Tuesday evening around 9:00 pm. The reception girl…

6 yrs ago6

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Story Time: The Meh, The Bad, and The Platonic OTC

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This review is a combination of a night shift and day shift visit that I made to Scarlett's on a Sunday evening and a Monday afternoon. This is a very long review/report, so my…

6 yrs ago8

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, FL

Vixens Turned My Evening Around From a Bust to a Win!

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

It finally happened. After many great visits to Scarlett's in Hallandale, I had a bad visit there (this is NOT a Scarlett's review). I went to Scarlett's early Sunday evening at 6:00 p.m.,…

6 yrs ago10

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Lots of Cubans, but Lots of Fun

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I was in Miami on a Sunday late morning/early afternoon and I was feeling cheap, so I looked up which clubs had decent free lunches available. Cheetah Hallandale was one of them. I…

6 yrs ago8