jacej

Reviews by jacej

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  a year ago
  The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

  727 Iberville St New Orleans, LA 70130
  Expensive Place, But Worth a Visit if You're a Tourist

  TL, DR: Medium sized, brightly lit, upscale club. Smoke free. Topless only. $12 cover. There were a variety of women – most were Caucasian or perhaps Latina, about three AAs,...
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  a year ago
  Cheetah

  100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  High Milage, Fun Place if you can get Past the Language Barrier

  TL; DR: Very active dayshift with 20-30 girls. Medium-sized, mid-market club. Free lunch offered until 3:00 p.m. Almost all girls are Cuban and the vast majority have little-to-no English skills. ...
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  a year ago

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  jacej
• review

  a year ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  Very Frenetic After Midnight Visit

  TL; DR: After midnight visit to Scarlett’s - $20 cover; $25 dances in the $25 rooms; $35 dances in the $35 rooms. Bottled water is $8 at the main bar, $11 at the...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

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  EastCoaster
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  3 years ago
  Crazy Horse III (CH3)

  3525 W Russell Rd Las Vegas, NV 89118
  It's Open During the Day, but Just Barely

  TL; DR: upscale mid-to-large topless club; dayshift is very slow; no cover; ID scan required; super low mileage; girls are 6-7s; $100 for 15 min w/$25 drink min and double that for 30 min. This...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  jacej
• review

  3 years ago
  Little Darlings

  1514 Western Ave Las Vegas, NV 89102
  Don't Even Bother With the Dayshift

  TL; DR: mid-tier mid-sized nude club; no alcohol; 18 yo strippers allowed; dayshift is super dead; no cover for day and $33 with coupon at night; photo of ID taken at night but not...
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  3 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

  3340 S Highland Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
  Hot Women, No Mileage, Don't Bother

  TL; DR: large upscale topless club; nightshift is very active; $40 cover + tax (total $43 and change) if you drive yourself (prob. more if you take taxi or Uber); ID scan required; hot...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  secretagentman11
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  3 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  Hot Girls, but Only Medium Mileage

  TL; DR: Thursday afternoon visit; upscale large club with nightclub vibe; girls are mostly white or Latina split about 60/40; all nude; $25 and $35 dances; girls are hot, but mileage is limited;...
  Comments: 5

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  3 years ago

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  Dolfan
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  3 years ago
  Cheetah

  100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  High Mileage Visit with the B Team

  TL; DR: One of the most active day shifts in the area; very high mileage; mostly Cubans/Latinas; dayshift talent was just ok and ranged from 5-7s; $10 table dances and $25 open room dances...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
• review

  3 years ago
  Playmates Club

  3875 Shipping Ave Miami, FL 33146
  Low Quality Talent - I'd Only Come Back if I had no Other Options

  TL; DR: Small club with one stage and one bar; quality of the girls were not that good and were 4-6s, with maybe a few 6.5s; many girls are overweight, and a few were...
  Comments: 4

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  3 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
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  3 years ago
  Gentlemen's Gold Club

  5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205
  Mediocre Talent, with a few Diamonds in the Rough

  TL; DR: Not that busy for a Friday night, $15 cover, about half Caucasian half AA, most girls were mediocre and a little overweight, though there were two good looking ones. Music was hip...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  TippingDollars
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  3 years ago
  Cheetah

  100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  Good Afternoon Visit, Though Lineup was Mostly Average. Don't go at Night to Avoid Getting Jumped

  TL; DR: Day shift review of mid-sized, mid-tier, nude club. Girls are mostly Latina (Cuban), and day shift is not the A-Team, but has one of the more active day-shifts in the area...
  Comments: 14

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  3 years ago

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  jacej
• review

  3 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  Been a Long While, and Everything is Like it as Pre-Pandemic

  TL; DR: Large upscale, nude club with a nightclub vibe. Girls are generally hot with half Caucasian and half Latina, with a few AAs mixed in. Mileage is semi-decent, though no pussy...
  Comments: 6

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  3 years ago

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  jacej
• review

  4 years ago
  Cheerleaders Philadelphia

  2740 S Front St Philadelphia, PA 19148
  Fun Place - Wish I Could Have Spent More Time

  This is the second of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly....
  Comments: 2

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  4 years ago

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  jacej
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  4 years ago
  Oasis

  6798 Essington Ave Philadelphia, PA 19153
  Not a Great Visit, but at Least it's Open - For Now

  This is the first of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first strip club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders...
  Comments: 5

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  4 years ago

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  jacej
• review

  4 years ago
  Gentlemen's Gold Club

  5801 Pulaski Hwy Baltimore, MD 21205
  Surprisingly Decent Visit During the Corona

  I had never been to any clubs in the Baltimore area before, and I had heard that while the clubs in Baltimore were better than the clubs you can find in the DC area...
  Comments: 2

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  4 years ago

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  jacej
• review

  4 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  Hot Chicks, Low Grind - Hurry up with the Vaccine!!

  I was in Miami for a same day meeting and I wasn't staying overnight, so I was only able to make a quick stop in to Scarlett's for about an hour shortly after it...
• review

  4 years ago
  Oasis Goodtime Emporium

  6363 Peachtree Industrial Blvd Atlanta, GA 30360
  Post-Covid Visit - First Time at Oasis is a Good Time

  I’m probably about four round trips away from earning premier status on an airline. Now that some cities have clubs opening up, I decided to do a “status run” by doing a cheap...
  Comments: 6

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  4 years ago

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  Species
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  5 years ago
  Tootsie's Cabaret

  150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169
  Good Afternoon Trip to Tooties, But You Have to Find the Right Girl (Obviously)

  This review is from a weekday visit early in January around 2:00 in the afternoon. I hadn't been to Tootsies in a long time, so I figured I'd check it out and give...
  Comments: 10

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  5 years ago

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  derekfromcharlotte
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  5 years ago
  Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

  3340 S Highland Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
  Hot Girls, Good VIP Visit to the Rhino

  This is the first of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to SR mid-afternoon on a Tuesday afternoon because this place tends to be...
  Comments: 6

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  5 years ago

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  jacej
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  5 years ago
  Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

  3025 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr Las Vegas, NV 89109
  Attractive Girls, Great Floor Dance Value

  This is the second of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to Sapphire Tuesday evening just before the cover charge hit at 6 pm....
  Comments: 8

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  5 years ago

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  LapHunt
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  5 years ago
  Little Darlings

  1514 Western Ave Las Vegas, NV 89102
  So So Experience, and Something Smells Like Ass in This Place

  This is the third and last of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to LD on Tuesday evening around 9:00 pm. The reception...
  Comments: 6

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  5 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
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  5 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  2920 SW 30th Ave Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  Story Time: The Meh, The Bad, and The Platonic OTC

  This review is a combination of a night shift and day shift visit that I made to Scarlett's on a Sunday evening and a Monday afternoon. This is a very long review/report, so...
  Comments: 8

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  4 years ago

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  jacej
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  5 years ago
  Vixens Cabaret

  3050 Burris Rd. Davie, FL 33314
  Vixens Turned My Evening Around From a Bust to a Win!

  It finally happened. After many great visits to Scarlett's in Hallandale, I had a bad visit there (this is NOT a Scarlett's review). I went to Scarlett's early Sunday evening at 6:00...
  Comments: 10

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  5 years ago

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  jacej
• review

  5 years ago
  Cheetah

  100 Ansin Blvd Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
  Lots of Cubans, but Lots of Fun

  I was in Miami on a Sunday late morning/early afternoon and I was feeling cheap, so I looked up which clubs had decent free lunches available. Cheetah Hallandale was one of them. ...
  Comments: 8

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  5 years ago

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  jacej