Reviews by jacej

TL, DR: Medium sized, brightly lit, upscale club. Smoke free. Topless only. $12 cover. There were a variety of women – most were Caucasian or perhaps Latina, about three AAs,...

TL; DR: Very active dayshift with 20-30 girls. Medium-sized, mid-market club. Free lunch offered until 3:00 p.m. Almost all girls are Cuban and the vast majority have little-to-no English skills. ...

TL; DR: After midnight visit to Scarlett’s - $20 cover; $25 dances in the $25 rooms; $35 dances in the $35 rooms. Bottled water is $8 at the main bar, $11 at the...

TL; DR: upscale mid-to-large topless club; dayshift is very slow; no cover; ID scan required; super low mileage; girls are 6-7s; $100 for 15 min w/$25 drink min and double that for 30 min. This...

TL; DR: mid-tier mid-sized nude club; no alcohol; 18 yo strippers allowed; dayshift is super dead; no cover for day and $33 with coupon at night; photo of ID taken at night but not...

TL; DR: large upscale topless club; nightshift is very active; $40 cover + tax (total $43 and change) if you drive yourself (prob. more if you take taxi or Uber); ID scan required; hot...

TL; DR: Thursday afternoon visit; upscale large club with nightclub vibe; girls are mostly white or Latina split about 60/40; all nude; $25 and $35 dances; girls are hot, but mileage is limited;...

TL; DR: One of the most active day shifts in the area; very high mileage; mostly Cubans/Latinas; dayshift talent was just ok and ranged from 5-7s; $10 table dances and $25 open room dances...

TL; DR: Small club with one stage and one bar; quality of the girls were not that good and were 4-6s, with maybe a few 6.5s; many girls are overweight, and a few were...

TL; DR: Not that busy for a Friday night, $15 cover, about half Caucasian half AA, most girls were mediocre and a little overweight, though there were two good looking ones. Music was hip...

TL; DR: Day shift review of mid-sized, mid-tier, nude club. Girls are mostly Latina (Cuban), and day shift is not the A-Team, but has one of the more active day-shifts in the area...

TL; DR: Large upscale, nude club with a nightclub vibe. Girls are generally hot with half Caucasian and half Latina, with a few AAs mixed in. Mileage is semi-decent, though no pussy...

This is the second of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly....

This is the first of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first strip club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders...

I had never been to any clubs in the Baltimore area before, and I had heard that while the clubs in Baltimore were better than the clubs you can find in the DC area...

I was in Miami for a same day meeting and I wasn't staying overnight, so I was only able to make a quick stop in to Scarlett's for about an hour shortly after it...

I’m probably about four round trips away from earning premier status on an airline. Now that some cities have clubs opening up, I decided to do a “status run” by doing a cheap...

This review is from a weekday visit early in January around 2:00 in the afternoon. I hadn't been to Tootsies in a long time, so I figured I'd check it out and give...

This is the first of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to SR mid-afternoon on a Tuesday afternoon because this place tends to be...

This is the second of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to Sapphire Tuesday evening just before the cover charge hit at 6 pm....

This is the third and last of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to LD on Tuesday evening around 9:00 pm. The reception...

This review is a combination of a night shift and day shift visit that I made to Scarlett's on a Sunday evening and a Monday afternoon. This is a very long review/report, so...

It finally happened. After many great visits to Scarlett's in Hallandale, I had a bad visit there (this is NOT a Scarlett's review). I went to Scarlett's early Sunday evening at 6:00...

I was in Miami on a Sunday late morning/early afternoon and I was feeling cheap, so I looked up which clubs had decent free lunches available. Cheetah Hallandale was one of them. ...