Reviews by jacej
Submit a ReviewThe Penthouse Club - New Orleans
727 Iberville St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Expensive Place, But Worth a Visit if You're a Tourist
TL, DR: Medium sized, brightly lit, upscale club. Smoke free. Topless only. $12 cover. There were a variety of women – most were Caucasian or perhaps Latina, about three AAs, and…
May 8, 2023, 7:15 PM
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
High Milage, Fun Place if you can get Past the Language Barrier
TL; DR: Very active dayshift with 20-30 girls. Medium-sized, mid-market club. Free lunch offered until 3:00 p.m. Almost all girls are Cuban and the vast majority have little-to-no English skills. Dances…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(jacej)
May 8, 2023, 6:38 PM
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Very Frenetic After Midnight Visit
TL; DR: After midnight visit to Scarlett’s - $20 cover; $25 dances in the $25 rooms; $35 dances in the $35 rooms. Bottled water is $8 at the main bar, $11 at the VIP…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(EastCoaster)
May 8, 2023, 6:37 PM
Crazy Horse III (CH3)
3525 W Russell Rd
Las Vegas, NV 89118
It's Open During the Day, but Just Barely
TL; DR: upscale mid-to-large topless club; dayshift is very slow; no cover; ID scan required; super low mileage; girls are 6-7s; $100 for 15 min w/$25 drink min and double that for 30 min.
This is…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(jacej)
Jan 7, 2022, 1:44 PM
Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave
Las Vegas, NV 89102
Don't Even Bother With the Dayshift
TL; DR: mid-tier mid-sized nude club; no alcohol; 18 yo strippers allowed; dayshift is super dead; no cover for day and $33 with coupon at night; photo of ID taken at night but not during…
Jan 7, 2022, 1:29 PM
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
3340 S Highland Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Hot Women, No Mileage, Don't Bother
TL; DR: large upscale topless club; nightshift is very active; $40 cover + tax (total $43 and change) if you drive yourself (prob. more if you take taxi or Uber); ID scan required; hot girls…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(secretagentman11)
Jan 7, 2022, 1:22 PM
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Hot Girls, but Only Medium Mileage
TL; DR: Thursday afternoon visit; upscale large club with nightclub vibe; girls are mostly white or Latina split about 60/40; all nude; $25 and $35 dances; girls are hot, but mileage is limited; not…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Dolfan)
Dec 12, 2021, 5:41 PM
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
High Mileage Visit with the B Team
TL; DR: One of the most active day shifts in the area; very high mileage; mostly Cubans/Latinas; dayshift talent was just ok and ranged from 5-7s; $10 table dances and $25 open room dances available;…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Dec 12, 2021, 3:40 PM
Playmates Club
3875 Shipping Ave
Miami, FL 33146
Low Quality Talent - I'd Only Come Back if I had no Other Options
TL; DR: Small club with one stage and one bar; quality of the girls were not that good and were 4-6s, with maybe a few 6.5s; many girls are overweight, and a few were REALLY…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Dec 12, 2021, 3:40 PM
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
Mediocre Talent, with a few Diamonds in the Rough
TL; DR: Not that busy for a Friday night, $15 cover, about half Caucasian half AA, most girls were mediocre and a little overweight, though there were two good looking ones. Music was hip hop…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(TippingDollars)
Dec 12, 2021, 3:40 PM
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Good Afternoon Visit, Though Lineup was Mostly Average. Don't go at Night to Avoid Getting Jumped
TL; DR: Day shift review of mid-sized, mid-tier, nude club. Girls are mostly Latina (Cuban), and day shift is not the A-Team, but has one of the more active day-shifts in the area in…
14 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(jacej)
Jun 15, 2021, 1:04 AM
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Been a Long While, and Everything is Like it as Pre-Pandemic
TL; DR: Large upscale, nude club with a nightclub vibe. Girls are generally hot with half Caucasian and half Latina, with a few AAs mixed in. Mileage is semi-decent, though no pussy play,…
6 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(jacej)
Jun 13, 2021, 5:50 PM
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
2740 S Front St
Philadelphia, PA 19148
Fun Place - Wish I Could Have Spent More Time
This is the second of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(jacej)
Jan 21, 2021, 4:15 AM
Oasis
6798 Essington Ave
Philadelphia, PA 19153
Not a Great Visit, but at Least it's Open - For Now
This is the first of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first strip club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(jacej)
Jan 21, 2021, 4:15 AM
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
Surprisingly Decent Visit During the Corona
I had never been to any clubs in the Baltimore area before, and I had heard that while the clubs in Baltimore were better than the clubs you can find in the DC area just…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(jacej)
Nov 27, 2020, 6:02 AM
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Hot Chicks, Low Grind - Hurry up with the Vaccine!!
I was in Miami for a same day meeting and I wasn't staying overnight, so I was only able to make a quick stop in to Scarlett's for about an hour shortly after it opened…
Oct 9, 2020, 10:56 PM
Oasis Goodtime Emporium
6363 Peachtree Industrial Blvd
Atlanta, GA 30360
Post-Covid Visit - First Time at Oasis is a Good Time
I’m probably about four round trips away from earning premier status on an airline. Now that some cities have clubs opening up, I decided to do a “status run” by doing a cheap flight…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Species)
Jun 9, 2020, 10:26 PM
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St
Miami, FL 33169
Good Afternoon Trip to Tooties, But You Have to Find the Right Girl (Obviously)
This review is from a weekday visit early in January around 2:00 in the afternoon. I hadn't been to Tootsies in a long time, so I figured I'd check it out and give the…
10 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(derekfromcharlotte)
Feb 6, 2020, 8:37 AM
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
3340 S Highland Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Hot Girls, Good VIP Visit to the Rhino
This is the first of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to SR mid-afternoon on a Tuesday afternoon because this place tends to be a…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(jacej)
Jan 8, 2020, 10:58 AM
Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
3025 S Sammy Davis Jr Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Attractive Girls, Great Floor Dance Value
This is the second of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to Sapphire Tuesday evening just before the cover charge hit at 6 pm.…
8 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(LapHunt)
Jan 8, 2020, 10:58 AM
Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave
Las Vegas, NV 89102
So So Experience, and Something Smells Like Ass in This Place
This is the third and last of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to LD on Tuesday evening around 9:00 pm. The reception girl…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Jan 8, 2020, 10:57 AM
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Story Time: The Meh, The Bad, and The Platonic OTC
This review is a combination of a night shift and day shift visit that I made to Scarlett's on a Sunday evening and a Monday afternoon. This is a very long review/report, so my…
8 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(jacej)
Dec 13, 2019, 7:30 AM
Vixens Cabaret
3050 Burris Rd.
Davie, FL 33314
Vixens Turned My Evening Around From a Bust to a Win!
It finally happened. After many great visits to Scarlett's in Hallandale, I had a bad visit there (this is NOT a Scarlett's review). I went to Scarlett's early Sunday evening at 6:00 p.m.,…
10 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(jacej)
Dec 9, 2019, 7:39 AM
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Lots of Cubans, but Lots of Fun
I was in Miami on a Sunday late morning/early afternoon and I was feeling cheap, so I looked up which clubs had decent free lunches available. Cheetah Hallandale was one of them. I…
8 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(jacej)
Dec 8, 2019, 2:28 PM
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Day Shift is Better than Past Reviews Suggest, and I Found My Near-DS
This is going to be a shorter Monday and Tuesday day shift review of Scarlett's after my longer post about a Sunday night shift visit that I posted a few days ago (and again, no…
13 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(jacej)
Nov 12, 2019, 4:48 PM














