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Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
Arlington, VA
It’s been a long time since I’ve been to CCR – probably at least three years. I had a flight going out of DCA, so I decided to wait for my flight since it’s…
The Penthouse Club - New Orleans
New Orleans, LA
TL, DR: Medium sized, brightly lit, upscale club. Smoke free. Topless only. $12 cover. There were a variety of women – most were Caucasian or perhaps Latina, about three AAs, and…
Cheetah
Hallandale Beach, FL
TL; DR: Very active dayshift with 20-30 girls. Medium-sized, mid-market club. Free lunch offered until 3:00 p.m. Almost all girls are Cuban and the vast majority have little-to-no English skills. Dances…
Scarlett's Cabaret
Hallandale Beach, FL
TL; DR: After midnight visit to Scarlett’s - $20 cover; $25 dances in the $25 rooms; $35 dances in the $35 rooms. Bottled water is $8 at the main bar, $11 at the VIP…
Crazy Horse III (CH3)
Las Vegas, NV
TL; DR: upscale mid-to-large topless club; dayshift is very slow; no cover; ID scan required; super low mileage; girls are 6-7s; $100 for 15 min w/$25 drink min and double that for 30 min. This is…
Little Darlings Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
TL; DR: mid-tier mid-sized nude club; no alcohol; 18 yo strippers allowed; dayshift is super dead; no cover for day and $33 with coupon at night; photo of ID taken at night but not during…
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
TL; DR: large upscale topless club; nightshift is very active; $40 cover + tax (total $43 and change) if you drive yourself (prob. more if you take taxi or Uber); ID scan required; hot girls…
Scarlett's Cabaret
Hallandale Beach, FL
TL; DR: Thursday afternoon visit; upscale large club with nightclub vibe; girls are mostly white or Latina split about 60/40; all nude; $25 and $35 dances; girls are hot, but mileage is limited; not…
Cheetah
Hallandale Beach, FL
TL; DR: One of the most active day shifts in the area; very high mileage; mostly Cubans/Latinas; dayshift talent was just ok and ranged from 5-7s; $10 table dances and $25 open room dances available;…
Playmates Club
Miami, FL
TL; DR: Small club with one stage and one bar; quality of the girls were not that good and were 4-6s, with maybe a few 6.5s; many girls are overweight, and a few were REALLY…
Gentlemen's Gold Club
Baltimore, MD
TL; DR: Not that busy for a Friday night, $15 cover, about half Caucasian half AA, most girls were mediocre and a little overweight, though there were two good looking ones. Music was hip hop…
Cheetah
Hallandale Beach, FL
TL; DR: Day shift review of mid-sized, mid-tier, nude club. Girls are mostly Latina (Cuban), and day shift is not the A-Team, but has one of the more active day-shifts in the area in…
Scarlett's Cabaret
Hallandale Beach, FL
TL; DR: Large upscale, nude club with a nightclub vibe. Girls are generally hot with half Caucasian and half Latina, with a few AAs mixed in. Mileage is semi-decent, though no pussy play,…
Cheerleaders Philadelphia
Philadelphia, PA
This is the second of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…
Oasis
Philadelphia, PA
This is the first of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first strip club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…
Gentlemen's Gold Club
Baltimore, MD
I had never been to any clubs in the Baltimore area before, and I had heard that while the clubs in Baltimore were better than the clubs you can find in the DC area just…
Scarlett's Cabaret
Hallandale Beach, FL
I was in Miami for a same day meeting and I wasn't staying overnight, so I was only able to make a quick stop in to Scarlett's for about an hour shortly after it opened…
Oasis Goodtime Emporium
Atlanta, GA
I’m probably about four round trips away from earning premier status on an airline. Now that some cities have clubs opening up, I decided to do a “status run” by doing a cheap flight…
Tootsie's Cabaret
Miami, FL
This review is from a weekday visit early in January around 2:00 in the afternoon. I hadn't been to Tootsies in a long time, so I figured I'd check it out and give the…
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
This is the first of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to SR mid-afternoon on a Tuesday afternoon because this place tends to be a…
Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
Las Vegas, NV
This is the second of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to Sapphire Tuesday evening just before the cover charge hit at 6 pm.…
Little Darlings Las Vegas
Las Vegas, NV
This is the third and last of three reviews (SR, Sapphire, and Little Darlings) during a recent trip to Vegas. I went to LD on Tuesday evening around 9:00 pm. The reception girl…
Scarlett's Cabaret
Hallandale Beach, FL
This review is a combination of a night shift and day shift visit that I made to Scarlett's on a Sunday evening and a Monday afternoon. This is a very long review/report, so my…
Vixens Cabaret
Davie, FL
It finally happened. After many great visits to Scarlett's in Hallandale, I had a bad visit there (this is NOT a Scarlett's review). I went to Scarlett's early Sunday evening at 6:00 p.m.,…
Cheetah
Hallandale Beach, FL
I was in Miami on a Sunday late morning/early afternoon and I was feeling cheap, so I looked up which clubs had decent free lunches available. Cheetah Hallandale was one of them. I…
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