Lots of Cubans, but Lots of Fun

I was in Miami on a Sunday late morning/early afternoon and I was feeling cheap, so I looked up which clubs had decent free lunches available. Cheetah Hallandale was one of them. I had a lot of fun at Cheetah in the past, so I figured why not give it a whirl. The layout has been described many times - the quickie version is this: Restrooms are in the lobby area, so you have to exit the main club area to get to the restrooms. As soon as you walk in from the lobby, there's a bar surrounding a small stage with a pole (DJ called it the Cheetah Stage), there's another bar surrounding a small stage with a pole on the far right (Champagne Stage), and the main stage with two poles is directly in front. To the far left is a separate sports (TV) viewing area. The open dance area is to the right against the wall. Couches line both sides of the dance area. There is no private dance area in this club. Table dances are $10 with contact and roaming allowed - though not as much contact and roaming as is allowed in the dance area. Couch dances in the dance area are $25.

I got there a little bit before noon, and there was exactly one girl on the floor, and no dancing yet. She was from Argentina and was already trying to work the few guys that were there. The waitresses and barmaids were scurrying around trying to get things ready. More girls started showing up a little bit after 12, and by 1 p.m., there were about a dozen girls working. It got close to 20 girls by 2:30. The day shift here is pretty active compared to many other clubs. I ordered a bottle of water ($4.50) and a corona ($7.00) from the waitress, and she was very quick to bring that out. Mixed drinks are $8-12. I also got their free BBQ chicken special with mashed potatoes and veggies. It wasn't anything to write home about. Chicken was fine, but the mashed potatoes were bland, and so were the veggies. I saw a bunch of girls that came in later also get the BBQ special. The music is dance club/EDM type. If you don't smoke, be aware that the ventilation is only so-so, and you will probably come out smelling like smoke.

The VAST majority of the girls there were Latina, and most were Cuban. Actually, I'll bet all the Latinas were Cuban. Their ability to communicate in English ranged from passable to barely-able. Many of the Latinas were very curvy, with huge asses and hips - not a ton of fake tits, but there were some fakies. I'm more partial to Caucasians on the slim side, so most didn't really raise my interest level very much, but I was there to have fun, so I indulged in many dances. I'd say the girls ranged from 5.5s to 7s...maybe a 7.5. There were two older dancers working the day shift - one was 38, who was definitely a MILF. I didn't ask MILF her age as I could tell she was older, but the question of her age came up naturally in conversation, and she volunteered it. MILF was from an Eastern European block country, and she was in GREAT shape for being 38. MILF was starting to show her age in her face, but she had a great body. The other older dancer was a MIDWF (don't wanna fuck), and LOOONNGGG past her expiration date. I didn't get her age (and it would have been extremely insulting to ask, I think), but MIDWF must have been in her mid to late 40s. MIDWF wouldn't leave me alone, even when I was very polite and pointed about not wanting a dance. I got one $10 table dance with MIDWF just to make her go away.