- High Milage, Fun Place if you can get Past the Language Barrier
@sawxfannc - Dance prices are $25/song in the large open dance room. I did 7 songs with her for $175 and paid her for 8 ($200) so I have her a $25 tip. Did another 7 song/paid her for 8 set. I figured both sets together would be about 45 min combined at 3-4 min per song. Cheetah now has a "private" dance room that they converted from a VIP lounge. It's really just the same as the open room with a curtain at the entrance. There are seats in there that fit only one person I think. I didn't get a good look inside, but it looked to be another communal room. Not that private but a little bit more private than the regular room. Prices are higher for the private area. $100/3 songs during the day. $125/3 songs at night according to the sign outside the private area.
- Red Hot Red Room
Evil, can you repost the link for the pic of Linzee? It didn't work for me.
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2 years ago
Wow - A girl that remembered what you did for her in the past and paid you back (in a different way of course)?!? That's almost unheard of! Every stripper that I know is a "what have you done for me lately" girl. Doesn't matter that I bailed them out of jail, paid off some large bill, or bought them some sort of thing that she absolutely needed. They NEVER remember those things and want more pay-for-play. You've found a unicorn!
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3 years ago
Most strippers I've seen have iPhones. But if she has an Android, there's a free app in the Google App store called Fake GPS. No rooting required. I know from experience that it works. I don't know if there's an iPhone version available.
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3 years ago
Thanks SC. I might try it out next time, though it might not be my type of place. But nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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3 years ago
TFP - I think you're right. The girls I got probably contributed to the shitty experience, though a lot of girls I saw in the VIP room operated similarly. I probably should have screened better.
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3 years ago
I'm about the same age as Papi, and have the same attitude as 25!
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3 years ago
Hilarious review! Love the details!
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3 years ago
Good point, Papi. Good clarification.
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3 years ago
Hey Papi. There was no tip parade when I was there. No girls came by expecting a tip. It was pretty busy when I was there, so maybe it's starting to come back. But man, the talent level is just not good at this place. I do know a dancer from Cheetah Hallandale that mostly works at Playmates now, but she wasn't working there that evening. Too bad as she's a cute, petite GND girl, and would have put all the rest of the girls to shame IMO.
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3 years ago
Good review. This is NOT a non-extras club. My most recent visit that I just wrote about confirms this. Good on you for paying the girl and not causing a scene.
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3 years ago
@Jacks4thson - Uhhh..I've never tried that since I like to eat in peace while watching the show. But if you ask a girl nicely and pay her, I'm sure she's happy to accommodate!
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3 years ago
How much to the girl for the VIP?
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
You're a braver man than I to go to CH so late, unless the thug-factor has changed in the last two months. When I was there in June, I thought I was approaching a gang convention. Good review - it's like I was there!
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3 years ago
Too Explicit. Outed the extras girl by name.
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3 years ago
Don't take a cab or an Uber to a strip club. The clubs have to pay spiffs (commissions) to them, and that translates into you and your buddies getting charged a LOT more for entry. Either call the club for a free limo pickup from you hotel, or rent a car. If the cars aren't crazy expensive (Hertz pricing is outrageous right now - others are more reasonable), rent a car so you can hit several places conveniently. If you drive, make sure you tell the window girl/greeter that you drove yourself. At Rhino, they'll probably take your word for it if you arrive early enough, at Sapphire, they'll radio out to the front to confirm. All bets are off on getting in for less if you get there when the places are busy and they can't be bothered with checking whether you got there by driving yourself.
On recommended things to do - I'm no expert but ICEE apparently is. In addition to clubs (obviously), check out the restaurants. There are some places that used to have food challenges where if you finish the challenge in a certain amount of time, your meal is free. Dunno how many of them are still doing them though during the Corona era. There are a ton of YouTube channels that recommend things to do. One that I like is Turn It Up World - a mixed couple that produces pretty high quality videos on them doing things in Vegas. They put out new videos pretty often.
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3 years ago
I'd say - don't be such a pussy, and go enjoy the pussy! I had to be dragged into a club my first time, and I was very reluctant to partake in anything except putting a couple of 1s in G-strings. It took a little bit, but I was "all in" after that.
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3 years ago
Just make sure that if you text young dancers, that you don't say "K" just by itself in a single text. Apparently, when you say "K" in a text, that means you're blowing them off or mad at them. It's apparently a short and terse version of "okay". I had no idea until I said "K" in a response to a text, and then got a text back asking why I was made at her.
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3 years ago
@iknowbetter - yes, good point. I didn't talk to her about extras costs beforehand, and I suppose I did get lucky that there wasn't a dispute. I'm pretty good at talking though, so I probably could have worked it out smoothly if it came to that. I'm not one to haggle over relatively small amounts - which I consider to be just the cost a single dance. But you're point about ROBs is well taken as a guy in the couch next to me pretty much got the same service I did - dick out, handjob, no tit-fucking though. But that guy was with a ROB, and I could hear them arguing over what was owed. He handled it right though - just gave her what he felt was was reasonable, and walked out. She just took the money and walked in the opposite direction.
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3 years ago
@007 - I believe table dances are back. It's like pre-covid days. No masks required, no distancing, nothing. I saw some girls rubbing up against guys on the bar stools, so I assumed that they were giving table dances, but I didn't watch closely to see if they were actual table dances.
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3 years ago
@25 - yeah, it was a good time. While I had a great time at Scarlett's the prior evening, CH was also fun in a different way. I found it hard to believe that Petite Girl was working at Cheetah as she didn't seem the type. She wasn't an extras girl - she would have been more at home at Vixens or Scarlett's. She did say that she worked at Vixens sometimes.
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3 years ago
@iknowbetter - Good suggestion, and I actually did check out Cheetah Hallandale day shift the day after my Scarlett's visit. And your comment is spot on. Average talent, and found just my type there. She wasn't super hot, but was a cute GND spinner that actually spoke fluent English! That's a little unusual in my experience since CH has so many Cubans working there that don't speak much English. I'll post a review of my CH visit soon.
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3 years ago
@25 - Papi and I run a masterclass on super lengthy reviews! On a side note - I swung by Cheetah Hallandale across the street after I left Scarlett's at 2:00 a.m. just to check it out. Cheetah Hallandale is very "ghetto" or "urban" (ghetto is not my word - it's a word a stripper I met a Cheetah Hallandale used when I visited the next afternoon) late at night. I was afraid to stop and get out of my car as they had a lot of young looking thugs out front. I just kept looking straight ahead and drove past the entrance and out the other side. I'll have a day-shift review of Cheetah Hallandale sometime soon.
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3 years ago
I should have quoted even more from his video about bottle service girls and red flags:
"You should absolutely take NO recommendations from people we send to your table. Again, they probably work for us or the club, or for somebody. You need to be aware of it. Girls that we send to your table who don't work for the night club, or the VIP host, or the promoter, won't ask you do to do that. They will just take whatever bottle you have already ordered and drink with you and have fun. If she tells you to buy a specific bottle, that's a huge red flag you need to be aware of. This doesn't happen every single time, but again, this is a red flag that you need to keep in mind of when you come to Vegas, Miami, Houston, San Diego, Los Angeles - anywhere. This practice goes on pretty much everywhere at every major nightclub."
Gospel.
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3 years ago
I've never done bottle service, but I've been watching this Vegas/Miami host's YouTube channel, and he's got a lot of tips on bottle service (and also Vegas/Miami nightlife in general). Don't let his pedantic speaking style dissuade you from watching. He's very informative. Video on bottle service scams in Vegas/Miami: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BImPPnzeCc
I really like this other video he posted about Miami/Vegas nightlife and bottle service scams. This link goes to the point in the video where he talks about bottle service girls and how clubs work to try to get you to buy and spend more. https://youtu.be/8ZVssxnXG34?t=412 A couple of good takeaways:
(1) what he says is about bottle service girls applies equally to strippers - the girls that are being sent to your table do not like you, they like your wallet and money, they will not go home with you;
(2) clubs have on standby girls that will flirt with you, talk to you, and drink your alcohol - the purpose of which is to get the bottles to be consumed faster and for you to buy more extremely overpriced liquor;
(3) I thought this point was really hilarious, and while not surprising, a little eye-opening. I'm quoting what he says in the video. "If a girl ever comes to your table and says 'Oh, I only drink Don Julio 1942,' you should get her the hell away from your table because I'm telling you, right now, her job is simply to get you to buy the most expensive bottles. Sometimes it could be even worse. The girl could be planning to rob you."
The point of his videos is that in Vegas (and some clubs in Miami), bottle service might be worthwhile. But be mindful of the bottle service scams that the clubs run so that you don't pay even more for those overpriced bottles.