A little strange, a little groass

Obligatory club info: the club is nice inside, large bar, one stage, decent décor, 2-for-1 drink specials during the day, free cover during the day. I drink just Coke when I'm there, it's just $4/glass. Not sure what the cover is at night, I think it's $10 or so and starts at 6-7pm. The door man might pat you down and might scan your ID. They often insist on walking you to a table (hoping for a tip). There is a bunch of tables in the middle of the club and by the wall to the left of the stage. The tables by the wall are the best for the floor dances (more privacy and your chair doesn't roll). The floor dances are $10, though I've seen it mentioned in a couple of reviews that some strippers (e.g. Dallas) are trying to charge $20. Don't let that happen. Anyway, the restroom is just past those table by the wall to the left of the stage all the way in the back of the club. They seem to always have a restroom troll now. There is a VIP area where the dances are $25/dance. I've seen someone mention that they are trying a new area with fixed price per fixed time (e.g. $150/15 minutes, totally random number though, not sure how that works). I never tried VIP in this club. Anecdotally they used to do extras there all the time and I know they got busted by the cops a couple of times. Now the VIP chairs are right behind the glass in plain view of everyone. Anecdotally things are still possible with the right girl, but I have no concrete info. Anyway, hope that's enough general info, if you have a question - ask. Outside of this, club info on club page is all accurate.

On this visit got there a bit after 1pm on a Saturday. The intense bouncer scanned my ID (not a fan) and walked me to a seat (tipped him $1, he stood there waiting for his tip, more annoying BS that's usual in this club now). At least he didn't feel me up (they do frisk you/pat you down occasionally), so thank got for small favors.

I was seated by the stage as I asked. I glanced to the "floor dance wall" (to the left, kind of in front of men's restroom) and all chairs were taken by the dancers sitting there my themselves. Normally I try to get one of those seats as the chairs don't roll during the floor dances. Anyway, started to look around hoping to spot attractive dancers (becoming more difficult on every visit to this club). Mostly saw larger dancers that did nothing for me.