Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160

I got what I wanted.

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Warrior15
Sep 16, 2021, 6:52 PM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

Was in Miami for a short business meeting. I lined up a date for the evening with a sugar baby. That date left me be very "unsatisfied", so I ditched her and wen to Deans. Jackpot.

I get to the club right about midnight. Park my own car. The parking troll hit me up for $5. Walk in and a $20 cover charge. Walk into the club and see dozens of beautiful women. There are all kinds. Black, Cuban, European, native Miami. Very diverse selection. I'd call this place a 7-up factory. I like whoever does the hiring here. I sit down and order a Bud Light. $8.75. I give the waitress a $10. The place was lively but not crowded. I didn't sit there long until several girls walk by trying to get my attention. I motion over the wonderful looking blonde. Lite skinned Cuban. She could speak pretty good English. One fault of this club is how the women dress. Dean's is a gentlemen's club. The women are walking around in cocktail dresses. They look very nice walking around. But dresses can hide some things. I thought my girl was a 9.5 as she sat down and starting talking. My opinion dropped to maybe e 7.5 when she took off that dress. Attractive, but would have probably picked someone that was a little more toned. But she made up for it with effort.

There is an area in the back where lap dances are done. $20 each which in Miami is actually a pretty good deal. There is a fair amount of two way contact in thse dances. This area is relatively quiet so you can have a conversation back there. But these dances are a little bit of.a tease and a sales opportunity for the rooms in the back. There are limits in these dances on how much the girl will kiss, how much you can play with her titis, where you can place your hands, where she can place her hands. There is contact, but it's brief. The girl is telling me that there are no limits in the back. I will testify to that.

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