Kajohnston
My Johnston is smaller than yours ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Comments by Kajohnston (page 3)
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6 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
I expect equal or greater value if I am going to fulfill someone’s request.
I met a doorman who freely provided a lot of advice about the club, dancers and even other clubs he works at. Dude saved me a lot of time and money by redirecting me to another club and helped me find exactly what I was looking for so I gave him a good tip.
Door girl just sitting there, barely doing her job, asking for a tip. ”Maybe later if you promise to be a good girl and behave.” or ”Only if you promise to work a 12-hour shift in my coal mine.” or something similar depending on the level of sarcasm required to playfully convey no because my counter demand(s) are so ridiculous.
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6 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
White knight technically means a person or thing that come to someone's aid. However, talk to any woman and I doubt she’ll be afraid of anyone who unselfishly, protects her without expectations that she owes them anything in return.
Women are afraid of people who offer help with ulterior motives where they actually try to take advantage of her, control, manipulate, stalk, want points for being nice, become jealous, and or expect that she owes them something in return.
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6 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Slippery slope. Rob; take property unlawfully from (a person or place) by force or threat of force, informal steal, informal overcharge (someone) for something. There’s nothing in his post to indicate he was actually robbed was sold a bait-and-switch et al.
I may not think a Bugatti Chiron is worth $3M, a Gulfstream 650 is worth $50M, or a Chris Ruth Tomahawk Ribeye is worth $119, etc. Apparently, some people do, can afford it and happily pay for those things knowing the cost and alternatives. In fact, it seemed OP was one of these people according to his review.
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6 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
I think info linking providers to extras should be prohibited/restricted. A gentlemen never tells. Doing otherwise is just being an @$$hole/dick - not the good kind either. You can be both an alpha and a gentlemen.
A lot of women are already afraid of being taken advantage of, outed, shamed by needy, controlling stalkers.
There’s plenty of advice on negotiating with a provider up front so both parties know and agree on what to expect. Basically the same advice on every similar forum. Fail to read and heed advice and recommendations, then I believe you deserve to get taken and learn a life lesson from the school of hard knocks.
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6 years ago
nicespice
@MackTruck is right, we’re all doing it wrong.
Just think, there are places where $15 HJ/BJ from a beautiful, young, fit woman who is determined to leave you satisfied is considered overspending. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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6 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
There’s already a thread for this https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php?id=64963
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6 years ago
steeldog65
I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
One and done unless the person notified me of a legitimate emergency and concurrently made plans to reschedule.
Wow, this thread may inspire me to make a whole another post on handling your fundamentals and fishing female interest.
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6 years ago
CC99
Say yes to the sex industry!
@CC99
Mangaia, Cook Islands
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6 years ago
RossVa
Florida
Eh, most of the clubs in the Northeast are lame unless you can get the girls OTC. I’ve met a few naturally beautiful women in MA clubs, mostly bartenders/waitresses. Overall, I’d say the MA clubs are some of the worst I’ve been to in the US.
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6 years ago
RossVa
Florida
Whoever acquires this establishment needs a great marketing and public relations team. Mardi Gras has a storied history going back years. From charges for illegal marijuana distribution on premise, sold out Stormy Daniels performance, brawls between gang members and cops, police officers involved in club brawls charged with aggravated rape, shootings, stripper lawsuit for unfair labor practices, fire due to gas explosion at Scores across the street.
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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6 years ago
RossVa
Florida
Ah, memories of two gorgeous Brazilian women telling me they should take me home and without hesitation I responded OK. Then they actually took me home to have fun :)
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6 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Weirdest fun, safe for work, thing I did in a club (stateside)...damn that's a lot of qualifiers...
It was a hot summer afternoon in the desert with the fellas and we decided to grab some shade in a club to cool off. We walk in and there is one unhappy dancer just getting onto the stage and none on the floor. Well, watching one scantily clad, unhappy woman in an air-conditioned club is better than none so we stayed.
We order drinks and sit down at a table in pervert row next to the stage. The club enforced the lame six-foot rule with a railing six feet away from the edge of the stage and our table was behind the railing. The stripper pole was another six feet behind the edge of the stage. We practically needed binoculars to see the dancer due to the distance and our eyes still adjusting from the bright sun outside to the dim lighting inside.
As our warm drinks arrive we realize the club is rather warm because the air-conditioning is not working well and the club is poorly insulated from the scorching heat outside. So much for our plan to cool off. At least we were in the shade.
As our eyes adjust we notice that the dancer on stage was actually pretty hot. She started to warm up a bit now that there were three customers, us, instead of none. Mind you, I have eaten ice cream that was warmer than her attitude.
Seemed she was not having a great day so we decided to try and cheer her up. How do you cheer up a grumpy stripper? Why by tipping of course. There was one small problem. She was really far away.
One of us, who shall forever remain nameless, came up with what seemed like a wonderful solution to our tipping problem. Money ”footballs.” Of course, we proceeded to fold money into ”footballs” and ”kick” them on stage to cheer up the only dancer in the club.
There was a glimmer of hope that the plan was working until the one who shall forever remain nameless did the unthinkable. Only some of the money ”footballs” were flying onto the stage. The rest were falling short.
Nameless gets the bright idea to fold money ”footballs” around coins without vetting the plan with the rest of the team. He then proceeds to ”kick” a money ”football” into the goal post between the dancer's eyes, her nose. I guess dehydration and testosterone can make you do stupid things. Suffice it to say her attitude went from unhappy to furious and screaming in the blink of an eye.
We were hastily escorted out of the club into the scorching sun by the bouncers. That was the lamest reason I have ever been kicked out of any establishment ever.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
@Nicole1994 I think you feel that way because you are flirting with guys that.,.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
@C99 May I provide you some unsolicited advice?
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6 years ago
KirkDogg
Colorado
Synn currently has the largest and best selection of women on any given night. Plus, as cristobal & pistols mentioned, there are a lot of clubs very close by on Valley Blvd from 1 block away to a couple miles.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
You might be a redneck, pathetic loser if...
...your girls bleat, moo, or oink/squeal.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
You might be a sack of meat, pathetic loser if...
...your motto is more motion in the ocean.
...you use flour to find the wet spot.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
You might be an ugly, pathetic loser if..,
...girls tip you to leave.
...you meet a hot, young geriatric nurse who cleans dirty, sticky, stinky, sweaty balls of every man she meets but she won’t touch your Johnston.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
You might be a stupid rich, pathetic loser if...
...you have to hire a assistants, accountants, lawyers, and tax specialists to coordinate your mongering.
...your chauffeur drives you to a spa, you pay $79 for an hour long amp visit, get charged with two misdemeanors as part of an eight month long, sex trafficking sting, own an NFL team, are reportedly worth more than $6B and get off with a slap on the wrist.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
...women ask “What’s a guy like you doing in a place like this?” Uh, what’s a girl like you doing in a place like this? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
...strippers ask if you’re going to visit them at the club everyday.
...strippers routinely fight over the bulge in your pocket aka your wallet.
...your direct deposit goes to your CF/club instead of your own bank account.
You might be a cheap bastard, pathetic loser if...
...you walk into the club and peacock with a hundred dollar bills hanging halfway out your pocket like you’re the man instead of a hundred Benjamin’s.
..you walk into the club and peacock with a hundred dollar bills hanging halfway out your pocket like you’re the man and you walk out the club with a hundred dollar bills before tour woman finds money missing and you used a coupon to get into the club free during happy hour.
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6 years ago
Countryman5434
I entered the dragon and was never the same
If you hang out on sites like TUSCL and in clubs when you routinely have hot chicks drop off food and gifts as well as text and leave notes on your door begging you to hang out, have fun and hookup.
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6 years ago
KirkDogg
Colorado
I definitely agree with crystobal and riska. Better if you can venture out of OC. Currently the only clubs worth going to that routinely have a decent selection of women that offer what you want are in COI.
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6 years ago
KirkDogg
Colorado
Sahara’s. Has some closed VIP rooms only of which is bigger than a coffin. Lower price VIP’s are small curtained spaces in the corners of main room at either end of open lap dance area. Watch out for GPS crew from SR And Synn COI that have recently infiltrated the club. Have fun :)
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6 years ago
Cristobal
I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
@cristobal
Oh, get a prepaid sim card so you can look up directions and translations as well as communicate. Install and setup most popular chat apps so you’re not fumbling last minute and losing opportunities to hangout, have fun and hookup with girls. Ex. Macau WeChat, QQ,/Thailand Line/Vietnam Messenger/WhatsApp.