Comments by drewcareypnw (page 3)

You might enjoy wheeler walker junior: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vlq9UWWqe44&pp

This post is funny. Predictions range between “trump is going to win” and “it’s too close to call”, so I guess we will have trump again and it will be 1, 2, and 3 as the talking lion says. It’s really too bad, but that’s what you get running candidates whose best attribute is “not trump” 2 times in a row. I’m going to go cry into some avocado toast.

It seems like you reduced the price paid and she reduced the service provided. The solution should be obvious. The best way to find out about otc is to ask.

IWHOM: I'll try to make this simple, because you seem to struggle with reading comprehension. They don't shut down clubs here for people getting extras. How do I know? THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY CLUBS SHUT DOWN HERE FOR PEOPLE GETTING EXTRAS. Do you get that? It doesn't happen means... it doesn't happen! The cops DGAF. The neighbors DGAF. The dancers DGAF. The PLs DGAF. Founder also DGAF. Newsflash: The cops know all about this because... they actually live and work here. Guess what, even though they know all about the not at all secret dirty dirty stripclubs of Seattle, they don't give a fuck. It's been that way for 150 years. Try reading and you'll find out. Here's another newsflash for you: we're not going to get banned. I've been posting here since 2018. Uncle since 2011. This is because Founder DGAF. Another newsflash: the dancers also know all about TUSCL. They are not dumb. TUSCL is not a secret. They are workers in a trade and read reviews written by their customers. Write a *bad* review and they'll come on here and argue from time to time. They never come here and say "don't tell people that Stormy gave a blowie in the VIP!" This is because they too DGAF. And maybe also because Stormy DID give a blowie in the VIP. The only person who does give a fuck is a silly white knight from Atlanta who doesn't live here, doesn't club here, doesn't know anyone who dances here, doesn't know any PLs from here, and has nothing better to do than cry and gnash his teeth about how there is "fairly obvious law enforcement activity on this site" (what a sleuth!) and that the police MIGHT FIND OUT that they are giving (gasp) handjobs down at Pandoras. As if they needed a website to tell them that! And as if you GAF if a club or stripper in Seattle goes out of business, you big faker! Now shush you silly silly man!

The last club to get shut down in seattle was Rick’s in 2010. That was because the owner had given money to his friends to donate to a city council member’s campaign, because the owner wanted to get approval for permits for several new parking spaces. That started a federal investigation that led to the seizure of the club. They were shut down because of bribery not because of all the fucking and sucking going on inside for years and years. Which no one gives a fuck about here. YOU are the one who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

I like fucking women in the ass, but it comes with a lot of baggage: there can be shit, there can be bleeding, she could get hurt, it’s a prime way to transmit stds… sometimes worth it, but in a club without access to a long slow warm up and a shower after, it’s just too much to deal with.

Like monse and Luna gaf what we write on our little website. Hahahahahaha

locals know the story. I don’t buy the fake concern for our clubs and dancers for one minute. Uncle rules!

Easy: write founder and he will fix

The only people who voted for the 18th amendment were congressmen and state legislatures, overwhelmingly male at the time. Women did play a role in the activist groups that pressed elected officials for prohibition. Impending suffrage must have been a factor. I could see where the unempowered woman of the time would have seen the banning of alcohol as helpful in managing their men.

Well, there have been dancers here in libtard city Seattle who are dancing, but are also trans. So I was at least one time on tuscl definitely talking about a dancer who looked trans because that dancer was trans AF. For example my review of Sugars from a few years back https://tuscl.net/review/383651 ...that dancer looked trans, despite having a pussy that looked real from the stage. Like, dude up top, pussy down below. I guess in 100 years every club will be 1/2 transwomen and more power to 'em, but call me old fashioned I like looking at, groping, and getting handled by feminine females. Made for a funny review tho.

Sounds like Sugars. Sam and Lacey are sweethearts. I did a double with them for my birthday last year.

Nope. One time I woke up after a night out at the clubs, looked across the bed, and MY WIFE had somehow gotten 1 piece of stripper glitter on her just from sleeping next to me. There's a herpes metaphor in there somewhere...

@ski: technically I also use one of my great grandmothers recipes (picadillo) as well, so you've got me there. On a related note I recently went on a deep dive of jambalaya recipes. The earliest mentions are in the mid 19th century, and while they vary wildly, they're mostly just stewed chicken with rice and whatever leftovers thrown in. There is one from thar period made with bear: inadvisable. The spices we think of as being basic in jambalaya weren't used until later. I bought Paul Prudhomme's famous collection of cajun recipes from the 1980's, and cooked his jambalaya... bland! At least by what I think a reasonable amount of spice is today. My kids eat hot Cheetos... way too hot for us kids back in the 1970s, but now its baseline spicy for a new generation. 100 years from now Americans will be eating scotch bonnets on their (avocado) toast every morning...

That stage announcer isn’t the only thing on autopilot, the whole club is barely running. Not sure what beer is going to change there. I do like getting high mileage dances from middle aged whores on the day shift though….

“launch my middle”. Hahah that’s a new one for me

When dancers ask me “what are you into, what’s your kink” I always laugh a little and say “lap dances”. And it’s true!

That sounds like a good benefit. I have used a card in a club a very few times. Always felt guilty about it bc it breaks my rules. But…. Titties.

Authentic = bullshit. Recipes change constantly as tastes evolve. Your great grandmother’s gravy would have tasted bland and basic af by your standards today. Same probably goes for her great grandmother.

I thought it was ldk?

Adding Icey to the list of muted retards. Muddy, the problem is you're not getting ENOUGH lap dances. Try wearing a captain's hat the next time you hit the club, I bet You've Never Done It Like That Before.

That german city named dancer is solid value in the vip.

If you want to really capture stripperlovers style, tell the LLM to write that post using the following content as a basis, and then post in 10 of his posts.

Great intel! It will be interesting to see how this alcohol in clubs thing shapes up.

Grl you are exactly right about Obama and the birther conspiracy. It’s much easier to say “he’s secretly not an American” than “I don’t want a black president”. So in a choice between irrational and indefensible the former is the less worse option and a whole world of alternative facts was born. In a way, it’s progress: when I was a kid this contingent were much more vocal about their dislike for Latinos and African Americans, now they’re too ashamed to say it outright and have to hide it behind a made up argument that smells like bs. Of course back then they weren’t using the terms “Latino” or “African American”!