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15 days ago
My student smells like a stripper!I get this with perfume from time to time, but I also get it with bathroom cleaning products. There is a cleaner smell that several local clubs have and when I run across that smell in regular bathrooms I alway chuckle to myself. It doesn’t get me horny tho.
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16 days ago
grrlgonebadJust a Troll from Nancy Pelosi's Feminist Army
America is Best When We Have Unity"It seems like so much energy goes into arguing and focusing on the extremes when honestly I think most of us..... like 95% of people ....probably agree on a lot more than we realize"
I think this is the logical outcome of a democratic 2-party system. If pols don't split us up, they can't get our votes, bc eod we pretty much all do agree on a lot of the same stuff.
I'll add: whoever is winding you up at the top of this thread is probably a retard and definitely someone I've already blocked bc I can't see their posts.
I suggest you do the same.
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16 days ago
Oversized tits mileage In my experience these girls are generally bigger and fit into my model of big dancers. That model being there are two types of big dancers:
1. Built like brick shithouse, strong, and can break you.
2. Fat and slow.
...the difference isn't readily obvious to look at, but 1/2 a song in the LDA makes it very clear. My guess is that oversize tits on average come with bigger girls, and then 1/2 of your population are too out of shape to give a decent grind.
I'll add that if there is going to be a decent grind, at least one of you is going to have to be skinny. If dancer and PL are both fat, there's too much body getting in the way of getting the pussy and ass right down onto the cock for legit grind. Fat dancer + skinnny PL or skinny dancer + fat PL, one of them can get the junk where it needs to be. Double fat, it's not gonna happen. Double skinny (I wouldn't know for sure) and you're likely to get bruises from her bones poking into yours, like two skeletons scratching against one another in a Tim Burton flick.
For the purpose of science, I'm going to tit fuck some big funbags this weekend. I'll get back to you with the results.
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20 days ago
How long is your average stay for extras in the VIP booth?15 min
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21 days ago
Mexico City Clubs I used to fly in to work there for a week every month. It’s a scammy city with lots of opportunities to get robbed by people on the street, merchants, taxis, and even cops. I think an SC would be risky and personally wouldn’t go to one. There are plenty of whorehouses as well and I wouldn’t go to these either. If you really want to go, I would find a trusted local PL and go with them.
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22 days ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
What do you miss? What do you want?Dancer photos. Don’t let PL users upload them, that turns into a fiasco.
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22 days ago
What Turns On A Stripper?Money.
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22 days ago
Night Shift Dancers?It’s hard to say who will be there on a given night or week. And ymmv anyway. Day shift is older dancers with ultra high mileage, night shift is more younger dancers with a variety of mileage. If you’re looking for extras, just go when you go, try a few girls out in the lda, see who is handsy, ask about upgrades, and hit the vip.
It’s hard not to score at pandoras.
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24 days ago
Is it worth going to strips clubs in November/December? I have many many fond memories of mid shopping day lappers and holy jolly handjobs. Plus as the costly holidays approach, inhibitions seem to drop off. It is truly the season of giving!
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24 days ago
drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
What are dancers doing when they go to “freshen up” before vip?^hahahahha
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24 days ago
Good afternoon with JadeIf you check the club ig, “chastity” actually goes by “chastiddy”, which is pretty funny and is in line with her delightful big floppy mams. WHICH I FUCKED a couple weeks back. Poon on pooner!
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25 days ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
My latest crotchety old man issue with Cuban strippersIt’s not like a hamburger has any ham in it anyway
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25 days ago
Iowa reviewsIowas wondering the same thing!
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a month ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Does Anyone Else Hate Halloween ?Dugan: we do the same thing with the table, we light up a portable gas fire and sit out with the neighbors and watch the kids go by.
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a month ago
FoCoChronicIf she calls me a good boy, I’ll pay her bills
Do you club when you feel like it or plan a date? Generally I wait until Mrs Carey is out of town. Sometimes I get the urge and go “right now”. Very occasionally I will plan a meet.
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a month ago
ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
OK. Where is her purse?I’m guessing she has boob money
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a month ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Does Anyone Else Hate Halloween ?Halloween is ok. I hate thanksgiving and Christmas.
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a month ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Oakland, California I worked in Wilmington Delaware for a while. That was definitely the worst city I've seen. Gary Indiana seemed like more of a town than a city, and was probably worse than Wilmington.
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a month ago
grrlgonebadJust a Troll from Nancy Pelosi's Feminist Army
Bald, Landing Strip or NaturalDo not care at all. I like to touch all the kinds of pussy
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a month ago
ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Three blondes...borrrrrring
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a month ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
The DebateWalz has a weird goony focus-face, like he might be retarded. He's obviously not retarded, but he looks that way a bit. Vance is a lying piece of shit who will say literally anything to get closer to power... now he selling us the guy he called America's Hitler. Nice. Vance had the best GOP anti-abortion pitch I've ever seen... you can't put any more lipstick on that turd than he did. Walz had no good excuse for Kamala's dumb plan to give everyone $25k and then watch every house go up in cost by.... $25k. I almost feel sorry for Vance trying to duck and weave for Trump. Walz did the right thing and attacked Trump, mostly ignoring Vance as a record. Vance got caught mansplaining the moderator, classy.
I thought it was a snoozer... but then, maybe a snoozer is better than Biden drooling, or Trump talking about the size of his hands. Boring is actually pretty good, now that I think of it, but it's still boring.
Next time they should have tasers.
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a month ago
Another reminder that YMMVI need some Cierra time soon
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a month ago
Will the Harris increase on capital gains tax be based on salary income or totalMost of us are merely bleeding money out our cocks…
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a month ago
Should you buy a Valentine's Day gift or Rose for a stripper?You want to get a stripper something nice? Something she’ll really appreciate? Get her a 100 dollar bill. She will LOVE it.
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a month ago
A guess a dancer doesn't like your "lil tent" and she wants a dress codeThose are her limits, so ok sure fine honey. But ffs any lap dance club is a boner grinding factory, so she's going to be hard pressed (pun intended) to make a living giving air dances.