I am breaking my own rule here. I normally make it a point to not join political discussions on this website, because I am so sick of that shit and want escape from it. But this is a bi-partisan topic and just light hearted.
I have to post it on a strip club website because no one appreciates my brilliance in the outside world. Cut to the chase: We never would have had to go through Prohibition if women hadn't been given the vote! By talking about Prohibition, I have just revealed myself as an Old Fucker. (But calling me an Old Fucker is actually a compliment at this point. There are signs I will soon no longer be a Fucker, just Old.)
So I went to school when they taught history. And was taught women were not legally allowed to vote in the US until 1920. And about the same time, the Prohibition Act went into effect, banning alcohol sales in the US. Of course, longsuffering women were behind the push for that - Carrie Nation, etc. That ban lasted until 1933, when the "Grand Experiment" proved that people were going to get alcohol one way or another, and gave rise to the Al Capone brand of criminal organization to supply the nation's alcohol craving.
Aw shit. I just did some research and learned Prohibition was voted in a few months before women got the vote. (Prohibition was the 18th ammendment to the constitution, and Women's Suffrage was the 19th.)
So my theory was wrong. But it was fun while it lasted. I still recommend it as a way to get some shit started at a party.
No wonder no one will listen to me in the outside world.

