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elmer

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2 years ago
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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Would You Climb Mount Everest?
Climbing a tall rock named Everest hell no Back in the day my adrenaline rush came from skydiving Anymore it's OTC with a stripper and worrying about getting caught by a BF or husband
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2 years ago
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rattdog
New York
OOPS! A SCHOOLGRADUATION TO REMEMBER
Witnessed something pretty similar during an awards ceremony I don't remember the exact context but the presenter wanted to say Fuddrucker instead it came out as pud fucker. Audience reaction was a few snickers before long turned into uncontrollable laughter. The dumbass guy had no idea what he had said
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2 years ago
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georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Be careful who you talk to
Well Dave A sounds as if you have a lot of people rambling around in that big old head of yours. The best part of having schizophrenia... ...is all the friends you've made
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2 years ago
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loveit99
Another successful trip
I can't see a single scenario where I would ever pay $40 for a lap dance
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2 years ago
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drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Do you still actively go to strip clubs?
Yep back to once a week after being down 3 months for medical rehab
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2 years ago
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
What Did You Do This Weekend?
^ it's a shame the old photo section is gone we'd love to see your new "find"
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2 years ago
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
What Did You Do This Weekend?
mogul, sorry to hear that that sucks. I went through quadruple bypass 4 months ago surgery and hospital stay isn't nearly as bad as one might imagine, I had next to no discomfort. I'm sure you'll come through it just fine but In my case I had a number of post surgical complications in the following months. One of which is nerve damage in my arms and shoulders resulting from arm positioning during surgery. My advice is don't allow your surgeon to tie your arms up over your head as some surgeons will do. And don't forget to tip your nurse after sponge baths
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2 years ago
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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Would you toss rings at a bottle in a stripper's ass?
If she's a stripper how bad could her ass possibly look, so yeah I would toss some rings as long as the prize wasn't the bottle stuck up her tailpipe
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2 years ago
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Evasparkling
Atlanta
What is your budget for the night?
Lucky her previous job wasn't a car salesman. Sooo what's it gonna it take to put you in this pussy today
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2 years ago
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booty_lover92
Somewhere in the Carolinas
Soft or Firm Booty
Definitely a soft butt with both cheeks nicely fitting in each my hand No big or firm booty give me a nice soft ass to squeeze
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2 years ago
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docsavage
Indiana
When should a stripper retire from stripping?
The really smart ones will get a education find a career very early on strip part-time. I've only known a couple who followed through One recently used to bring her laptop in study during slow periods
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2 years ago
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Stripper-rapper420
Stripclub newbies
If I may quote Shailynn "Ignore this troll" Founder nip it in the bud
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2 years ago
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Muddy
USA
Truck stop strip clubs
^ Classy Chassy used to be my favorite way back in the day. I believe it had two truck stops within walking distance and a real shitty chain hotel across the street Can't seem to remember shit these days but for some reason 4444 Harding road exit 4 off of I465 and the exact mileage from the house house. Guessing it's forever etched into my memory along with the short 23 y/o blonde girl who must be around 43 by now. If only I had a time machine
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2 years ago
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Phillydaddy21
Heidi?
^ "some of you guys are as old as fuck" Now let's not be parroting the recently departed Desert turd
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2 years ago
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Interest Rates Possibly Bumped Up Again Soon
Admittedly the economy has me more than a little concerned. I'm no longer in the workforce so no longer able to contributing to my IRA. I've had the jitters for last 3 months on what to do with some of those funds. Decided last week to play it safe for now, CD fixed rates are up to 5% and above. I purchased $225K in four CD's maturing in 2 & 3 years. I realized the gain won't be great but can't lose my initial investment if I chose the wrong mutual fund Not sure that's the correct move only time will tell at least I can rest somewhat easier. Any thoughts?
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2 years ago
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DaMann33
Stevie still work here?
Was told this week Stevie is sill there although not sure of her schedule most likely days
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2 years ago
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Russgoff
Worth ever penny
Yatesy, review is quite accurate with the exception of owner bartending. Just wouldn't happen
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2 years ago
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GreatScott
Ok time
Day shift are regulars mostly geriatrics
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2 years ago
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Muddy
USA
Strip club/OTC fasting
Certainly not planned but on hiatus nevertheless while I heal from quintuple bypass surgery Was spending 1500+ a month clubbing, the occasional OTC not to mention no longer able dine out has resulted in significant savings in just the last six weeks alone. Time will tell if I fully return to that leave of clubbing
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2 years ago
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Salma Hayek Improvised "From Dusk Till Dawn" Striptease
Definitely a crazy movie but that dance scene is nothing but freaking hot and they picked a perfect piece of music https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=txqpLEufGnA
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2 years ago
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Robot2023
A strip thinks I'm creepy and spreading it around a club.
^ Ha I was thinking the exact same thing
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2 years ago
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founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
Working on the new site...
Not a bad idea BUT set a time limit. Perhaps of 30 mins
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2 years ago
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yahtzee74
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Ladies, Why do you ask customers out to dinner?
I've taken a number of dancers to dinner but I can't ever remember one asking me to do so
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2 years ago
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elmer
Debauchery after open heart
Thanks all for the well wishes The unknown is scary but at this point I just want to get it over with. Gonna be a long boring 6 mouths