Comments by elmer (page 19)

Great list #4 & 6 go together perfectly. Clowns to the Left to me Jokers to the right 👍 #6 not so much, call ahead great, carry out no. Picked up a slap of ribs last night from my favorite BBQ joint. Mouth watered all the way home ate a 1/3 toss the rest dried out and tough. Carry out good for quick burger or pasta you can microwave but not much else.

It would be difficult for any male not to have been in love with her. RIP

Baller it's unlikely you're going to get that tweak at her present age she's probably concerned about breaking a hip

"Have you ever walked out of a strip club with more money than you came in with?" No, not even close Have hit the jackpot on occasion does that count😊

@Shadowcat "my only requirement is that they not have a penis" I have a number of requirements but I've never thought about that but that definitely is a top of MY list

Sinus infection plus NyQuil = flashbacks? Hell no I'm going back to bed

What seems to be the ethic makeup of the club these days?

Since this is hypothetical and only a fantasy hell no. If this were real Life Oh Hell yes In my fantasies I'm much more selective 😊

4'9 80 lbs Dixie Cups Hilarious

She's sharing way too much you should distance yourself. Had the same experience very recently turned out she was bad shit crazy. Still experiencing blowback

I can only think of one and have known her for about 3 years. Very pretty, killer bod has an attitude at least toward me anyway. I nicknamed her Ice Queen seems to have stuck several dancers now refer to her as IQ for short

After this crappy ass year I welcome a few jokes corny or not

Eve you correct just you saying "bare titties and spread eagle" had an effect on me 😄

Let's see 5'9 160 lb 38 triple D breasts walking around with a dildo sticking out of her fat ass. She sounds like a real class act I can't fathom why she wasn't getting dances. So during the LD where was the dildo? Forget it I don't need to know.

"One was tiny, 59 years old and talked about needing a hip replacement. The other dancer was a bit older" !!! Jesus Dude you sure you didn't mistakenly stop at a nursing home

The masks make strippers hotter No, Sorry no they just don't

Say what you want but he was a man of his word "I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it"

Long story short. Back about 2005 I gave a dancer $10 to deliver a note with a half of a $50 bill anonymously to another dancer. The note made it minus the torn bill. Again a long story short. I paid an additional 20 to get it back. Not only have I got a lot of mileage from telling that story the evening ended with my first OTC

That requires too much thinking can you make it to maybe True or False?

Juliet Roberts is a good actress but I think they could have found someone more sexy for the part still a good movie though

Nice review as always That's the first I've ever heard upscaling a dance at the hugger. I hope you tossed her just out of principle. I was also in Friday afternoon more girls working than usual If only they would stay out of the freaking dressing room.

Rick I'm not telling you anything you don't know but since I'm not there to grab you by the collar and shake sense into you... I speak from years of experience when I say your most likely already screwed Decline unless you're a good tipper she'll lose interest in you Help her out once requests will keep coming small at first "Help me to get my nails done" a week later something else until you feel obligated. She'll tell you how great you are and how much she appreciates you. Eventually you'll have to decline, interactions will decline. If you're lucky when it ends you'll get a Hi hows things going as you pass in the club Never loan money, you'll never get it back just gift it if you must One day I hope to take my own advice

^ She was. I have to many pounds

I was a little too tall Could've used a few pounds Tight pants points hardly reknown She was a red haired beauty with big dark eyes