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6 years ago
It's going to be my retirement party in 20 years. I've already set aside funds for it and have them invested mostly in Microsoft (I'm expecting big things out of them with AI in the coming years). Anyway, I'll be in VIP for hours that night, but only with the hottest girls there.
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6 years ago
"I'm am quite sure Earth has never been nor will ever be visited by intelligent alien beings."
Is present company excluded?
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6 years ago
Boarding a UFO would have been the means used to observe us more closely, such as the Roswell incident. Though they probably knew we were here beforehand through more sophisticated channels.
It would find it difficult to believe there are UFOs yet no life on other planets, though technically the two questions are different.
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6 years ago
"Are there flying saucers with aliens spying on us ? No."
There's life out there that knows we're here. Is monitoring us one of their primary concerns? Probably not. We're too busy destroying our own planet for them to waste too much time on us.
But there's probably other life out there that has no idea we exist.
Does anyone think they gave Trump access to the secret UFO files? Probably not, or he'd have tweeted something stupid about it.
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6 years ago
Yes - too many people saw too many things at Roswell for it not to be true.
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6 years ago
Yes, she **was** a waitress, then started dancing. I don't think the regular was coming in just to see a waitress. And $1,500 is a hell of a bar tab. The gentleman needs some serious help.
My favorite line from the article: "There is nothing wrong with this type of work, especially given the large sums of money I was procuring."
Not to suggest there is anything wrong with stripping, but procuring large sums of money should not be presented as justification for why the work is morally acceptable. Drug dealers procure large sums of money. So do hitmen. And politicians. I respect the stripper above all else, unless she's a drug-addicted ROB.
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6 years ago
I have been too. There's only one left in my area, and the dancer quality is very poor. Over the past the years the move has been towards partial nudity with full bar . . . I think the clubs found that model more profitable.
But I do like to travel. What clubs would you recommend?
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6 years ago
"I'll tip the bathroom troll" s/b "I'll tip the coffee troll"
Sorry, haven't had my morning coffee yet.
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6 years ago
For me the biggest variable is whether or not the clubs will then start to clean the bathroom themselves, given that they no longer have a bathroom troll doing it for them. At the same time, I've never started smoking again because a TUSCL forum troll gave me a cigarette. But then again, if they hadn't been serving alcohol I wouldn't have asked for the cigarette, and there have been nights where I would have spent considerably less if not for all the drinking.
I'd rather just get rid of the bartenders and shot girls. The trolls have no place else to go, so they're a fact of life. The bar staff can just go to a civilian bar. I remember my VIP dances better and have more intimate encounters when I'm not inebriated. And if they didn't serve alcohol I wouldn't go through phases where I need to avoid strip clubs at all cost. I don't have these sorts of issues with trolls in any way shape or form.
Will someone please open a strip club that serves organic veggies and coconut water, and the only temptation is the women? That's the only vice I care to be surrounded by when I go out. Oh, and some really good coffee would be nice. Even at the nice strip clubs their coffee is shit. It surprises the Starbucks hasn't monopolized in that problem. I'll tip the bathroom troll.
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6 years ago
"She even helped him get away from the guys she originally wanted to rob him."
LMFAO - though I'm starting to wonder if we're talking about the same girl here.
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6 years ago
"Still with the $51?"
Absolutely! Just because I love the girl doesn't mean she should win.
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6 years ago
"Ei8ht Ball, If you think a dancer has feelings for you, you should go for it. Just give her a lot of reassurance if she's fucked up."
I appreciate the advice, but I'm not single and our thing had to be strictly p4p. It made things difficult when the fact that we both got along really fucking well kept rising to the surface. That, and the fact that I was doing really well while she struggled made her resent the situation. I think she just wanted some faceless john to help her out and then go away, and when we first hooked up neither of us was expecting anything more than that. I still miss her and I hope she's doing well. I don't hold any of the crazy shit she did against her. But if I ever get a chance to cheat her out of $51 i'm doing it in a heartbeat.
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6 years ago
I also hope she declared $400/night on her income tax return, because her name is on the article and this could be used against her if she didn't pay her taxes.
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6 years ago
"One man would come in about three times a week to see me and spend around $1,500 every time. Rarely did I have a bad shift; on average, I would make an upwards of $400 a night."
Okay, either the house is taking a ridiculously large cut or this girl needs to work on her math skills. If her regular spends $1,500 three nights a week, and we pretend she works six nights a week and makes $0 when he doesn't come in, then her average before house fees would be $750 per night. So the house would be keeping roughly 45% of her earnings. I'm guessing she exaggerated how much the regular spends and then tried to give an honest estimate of what she makes.
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6 years ago
There are a lot of people who use strip clubs to fill voids caused by loneliness or sadness, but it's not the only reason people go.
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6 years ago
That's certainly why I enjoy strip clubs.
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6 years ago
"What makes you fall in love with a stripper???"
My ability to fall in love with someone isn't tied to their occupation, though many could argue that its easier with strippers because (1) men tend to be attracted to younger women, (2) the ones who have a decent run in the profession would have to be sociable, easy to talk to, and look good naked. So I think there's some selection bias involved.
I've only fallen in love with one. It got incredibly complicated and just plain weird. And though I don't really believe what strippers tell me, it became very obvious that there were feeling on her end too (yet the feelings were apparently very fucked up and complicated). Since then I just stick to girls I'm infatuated with and wouldn't want to steal from.
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6 years ago
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ei8ht_BallStill don't know what I'm doing here . . .
"TUSCLers don't steal $$$ - we steal hearts"
That's exactly why she felt comfortable leaving her stash on the table with me in the room!
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6 years ago
There are a small number of particularly funny and clever trolls who I have enjoyed reading over the years. Two_bits is my current favorite. There are also a lot who I find irritating and I just skip over what they write. I suppose the same could be said for legitimate posters as well. But the current influx of trolls strikes me as very overwhelming (in an underwhelming sort of way).
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6 years ago
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ei8ht_BallStill don't know what I'm doing here . . .
"she trusted you."
She did. And the only thing she knows about me is that I pay girls half my age to sit on my lap naked. I must have a trusting face or something.
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6 years ago
I buy a lot more drinks for girls than I did when I was younger. While it sucks that the expense eats into the number of lappers I can buy, I find that I like just sitting around and talking to the girls more than I used to. And now that I've gotten used to really good OTC, a lap dance doesn't do much for me anymore.
They also don't do extras ITC where I live, which might have a profound impact on my perspective.
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6 years ago
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ei8ht_BallStill don't know what I'm doing here . . .
"She needs help."
I agree completely. Anymore I can't stand to be in a strip club without a buzz, it changes the entire experience from depressing to fun for me, and it's a little sad that the sober ones need the help. But lately I've met a lot of girls who don't drink or do other things at work, which in its own way strikes me as healthy.
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6 years ago
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ei8ht_BallStill don't know what I'm doing here . . .
Shit, I was on camera then . . .
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6 years ago
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ei8ht_BallStill don't know what I'm doing here . . .
"but feels particularly egregious to steal from someone who likely needs the $ pretty badly and definitely earned it "the hard way""
Sitting on my lap can't be that bad an experience, can it?
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6 years ago
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ei8ht_BallStill don't know what I'm doing here . . .
"I’m happy to hear I won’t have to kill you should we meet."
How has your family survived all of these years?