I'm an honest human being . . .

ei8ht_Ball
Still don't know what I'm doing here . . .
Was doing a 2-for-1 special last night and was having so much fun that after the song ended neither of us knew if it had been 1 or 2 songs. I asked her to run and check with the manager so that I wouldn't be over-charged for doing another song. After she left I reached for my phone on the table and saw that she had left a huge wad of cash sitting right there. It was mostly twenties. I'm sure I was on camera, but that's not what stopped me from skimming her. I'm an honest person and she was a fun girl. Besides, she could have told me it was two songs if she'd wanted to, but she didn't.

Would you have done the same?

28 comments

  • loper
    6 years ago
    I don't generally steal from anyone, period. Don't brag about not being sub-human.
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    I’m assuming you likely make more income than she would? What would the temptation be?

  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    If you gotta ask this question or post about this then you have some maturing to do.
  • Musterd21
    6 years ago
    I would not take it.
  • ei8ht_Ball
    6 years ago
    "If you gotta ask this question or post about this then you have some maturing to do."

    Normally I'd ask if you'd read any of the other discussions on here, but I'm aware that you've read them all.
  • ei8ht_Ball
    6 years ago
    "I’m assuming you likely make more income than she would? What would the temptation be?"

    I'm not so sure if that's a true statement. Some of the girls at this club make a lot, and she had a pretty thick stack for a Tuesday night.

    Motivation? I guess it wouldn't be much different than what motivates girls to over-count songs. She doesn't strike me as the type, though I don't know her very well. If she had ever done that to me then this would be my opportunity to take it back. But I'm more likely to just not buy dances from her again.

    Nonetheless, it surprises me that she left it lying around. The other girls tell me things get stolen there all the time, including their tips.
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    She might have just been drunk. Especially if she didn’t remember if she was at song #1 or #2
  • georgmicrodong
    6 years ago
    I realize there are some people in the world who think it’s ok to steal from others (members of my family among them). In my opinion, those people barely qualify as human.

    I’m happy to hear I won’t have to kill you should we meet.
  • ei8ht_Ball
    6 years ago
    She struck me as the most sober girl there.
  • ei8ht_Ball
    6 years ago
    "I’m happy to hear I won’t have to kill you should we meet."

    How has your family survived all of these years?
  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    0% chance I would steal from a stripper. Hell, I don't steal from anyone, but feels particularly egregious to steal from someone who likely needs the $ pretty badly and definitely earned it "the hard way"
  • ei8ht_Ball
    6 years ago
    "but feels particularly egregious to steal from someone who likely needs the $ pretty badly and definitely earned it "the hard way""

    Sitting on my lap can't be that bad an experience, can it?
  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    Dude, I can feel your hardon through your sweatpants and ... ew... is there a moist spot?
  • ei8ht_Ball
    6 years ago
    Shit, I was on camera then . . .
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    “She struck me as the most sober girl there.”

    In that case, holy cow! I’m really prone to being spacey IRL. But even my severe ADD self manages a little better than that. She needs help.
  • ei8ht_Ball
    6 years ago
    "She needs help."

    I agree completely. Anymore I can't stand to be in a strip club without a buzz, it changes the entire experience from depressing to fun for me, and it's a little sad that the sober ones need the help. But lately I've met a lot of girls who don't drink or do other things at work, which in its own way strikes me as healthy.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    she trusted you.
  • ei8ht_Ball
    6 years ago
    "she trusted you."

    She did. And the only thing she knows about me is that I pay girls half my age to sit on my lap naked. I must have a trusting face or something.
  • TFP
    6 years ago
    The thought wouldn't have even crossed my mind to take any of her money.

    The opposite actually happened with me. After spending an hour with my CF in the VIP she caused me to LDK and I immediately went to the bathroom to do some cleanup. Didn't realize that I left my wallet in the room with her until I was in the bathroom. Came back to the room where she was waiting and immediately grabbed my wallet and looked through it. All my money was intact. Then I felt like a shithead for even suspecting she would do such a thing. It's not like she was a new dancer to me or anything. At that point I'd visited the VIP with her about 3 times over about month and a half span. She's sweet, charming, and beautiful. It may be an act but still, I felt bad. It was a crappy situation but she quickly swept it under the rug by starting a conversation about something.

    Was I wrong to immediately check my wallet in front of her?
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    TUSCLers don't steal $$$ - we steal hearts

    LOL
  • georgmicrodong
    6 years ago
    “How has your family survived all of these years?”

    A couple of them have earned a forebearance. I’m kinda lenient towards people who’ve saved my life. That and they mostly stay away from me.
  • ei8ht_Ball
    6 years ago
    "TUSCLers don't steal $$$ - we steal hearts"

    That's exactly why she felt comfortable leaving her stash on the table with me in the room!
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Actually that should've been "TUSCLers don't steal $$$ - we still LDKs (unbeknownst to them)"
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    I nominate OP for sainthood.
  • Countryman5434
    6 years ago
    Not much worse than a thief
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Doing a good deed to brag about it doesn't make you a good person. Its probably the opposite.
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    I would not take it. Get it back to her and dont trust anyone else with the task
  • skibum609
    6 years ago
    I don't steal.
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