Comments by two_bits (page 8)

"Txttyfag, flagooner, meat, jester, Dougster, doctorphil, trishclublust, gammanu before he supposedly put me on ignore, dirtboy313 when he followed me from another website to this one, missionary and clackport" Except for flagooner, I've never heard of any of those names. I think you're just making stuff up. "Oh, and I never claimed Serena Williams was my idol;" Oh, come on, that was your tagline before you changed it.

"And EchoPizza is me!" Why, you devious little minx!

"You have plenty of trusts, why did you only thank Misterwonderful?" The rest were all Juice aliases.

You might have missed it, but twentyfive recently outed echo pizza as two_bits. You can't put anything over on "old 25".

And here we thought you only caused legal disasters.

@Nicole - we've cool, girl. I wasn't talking about you - I was talking about your naughty twin, Poosche. Family_Man says she's fun and edgy...and you know what that means, right?

Hey, I clicked on the link, and unlike that fraud Family_Man, this Dugan cat seems like a legit playa. Apparently he used to post here pretty regularly 4-5 years ago, but word is he only posts on stripperweb now. Anyone know why?

^word, spice!

"Don't like it? Put me on ignore." Put you on ignore, skibum? But then where would we go for bad legal advice?

Disappointed, huh? Haha, didn't any tell you it's about...mexicans?

I've had a lot of (failed) relationships in my 64 years on this earth, to include a few (failed) marriages, but I don't think I'll ever marry again, either. Having too much fun dating (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie hotties, motherfuckers!

"I have more "haters" and trolls attacking me on this site than anyone," Who exactly do you think is attacking you? Txtittyfag? I guess it's possible, but frankly since his stroke he's just been posting gibberish on here. I mean, I suppose he could be posting about you, but who the fuck can tell? Flagooner? Ok, I remember him trolling you about your idol being Serena Williams, but come on, he's only lucid a few minutes at a time, mostly he just sleeps all day. (Hint: This would be where you would provide what's known as "evidence" - not sure if you've gotten to that concept in night law school yet).

@Papi_Culottes - feeling old and grouchy before your time? I believe the medical term for that is flagooner syndrome. See a doctor ASAP. Hopefully you've caught it early while it's still treatable. Have you felt the urge to attend a Trump rally yet?

Wait, you married Shailynn?? Congrats, I guess.

I'll admit that Family_Man got my goat (er, sorry, Nicole, let me rephrase that) ah, got me worked up - he just seemed so familiar and real. Anyway, we all get fooled sometimes, right flagooner?

Enough about your tranny experiences. Are you finally ready to try sex with a woman?

What's with all the whining? If you insist on saying stupid and offensive shit, you're gonna get called out, plain and simple. If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. No one is forcing you to come on here. There are plenty of other activities at the old folks home you could try - play some gin rummy, work on a puzzle, take an arts and crafts class and make a nice collage out of macaroni pieces, etc.

^^Skibum's psychological advice is (almost) as bad as his legal advice.

Listen to Family_Man, guys, he has a lot of experience with these kind of situations - like when his "date" is shooting up in the bathroom but can't find a vein.

@Family_man - figures you'd go for the trashy and slutty twin, instead of the classy and stylish one like I would. For all we know, she's probably a druggie, too.

Delivery or carryout?

"Pooshe is Nicole...Nicole just deleted her account and made new account called Pooshe ok" Uh-uh, that's just what you would expect Pooshe to say; plus Nicole's account is still up.

@flag - apparently Pooshe is in the habit of impersonating Nichole, including an incident where she passed herself off as Nichole to the police!

@flagooner - it's actually very simple - Pooshe1994 is Nicole1994's naughty twin sister.

I'm laughing just thinking about how much this is going to confuse @flagooner.