Comments by two_bits (page 5)

"Let us keep this forum serious guys and girls and freaks and whomever you are. This is not a place to see who can diss the most its a place to help people in this hobby.' Hear, hear. Well said, sir. We should be striving to lift up and encourage our fellow hobbyists, not trying to one up each other or tear people down. It's certainly doesn't help, either, that we have self-admitted (attempted) murderers on here who threaten other members with bodily harm.

@nicespice - was that a haiku?

"I'll never understand the attraction to felons." Just the way some women like "bad boys," some guys gravitate to the edgy "bad girl" types - like, oh, I don't know, a self-admitted (attempted) murderess, for instance.

"I also think in this industry as a stripper the people you work with are some of the worst.' I can imagine. There's a stripper that posts here who's an admitted (attempted) murderer and recently threaten to do bodily harm to another dancer, basically because the other dancer had become more popular on the board than her. I shudder to think what she would be capable of in a club if you or another dancer started to out earn her.

@orionsmith - Lately I’ve been hitting some of the busier local sports bars seven nights a week. 5.5 of the last 7 times I’ve been out to one of those clubs, I’ve met a bunch of single or at least unattached females, super good looking, bought a few drinks, made small talk (sports, music, fashionable back braces) got a few digits and lined up real dates, no P4P. Typical ages for these hotties range from early 20’s to early 30’s, so 30-40 years difference in age, but keep in mind I look 10-15 years than my actual age, and my overall appearance, demeanor, and means are completely different from the losers on here.

@pistola - I said I'm not engaging with trolls, motherfucker.

"I thought strippers were not considered civies but actual sex workers in some way." Finally an intelligent question. I meet gorgeous women easily IRL, so usually the model quality hotties I date are civies. However, on occasion I do pull a 9+ stripper hottie from an upscale, no extras club for OTC (FWB, not P4P). And of course, my current GF quit fan-dancing just to be with me.

BTW, 8-ball, you were right about this being the place to get bad advice. And not just on strip clubs, either, we cover the gamut - you can find bad advice here on finances, politics, music, you name it. TUSCL is also in the top .1% of places on the internet to get really bad legal advice.

I'll never understand what motivates people to start a thread on here just to put another person down. SMH.

Anyone hear from Juice yet? Just like him to waste his one phone call posting to TUSCL instead of calling a lawyer, lol.

"How much of your monthly income do you spend on hair care products and cologne?" A little bit more than you and your husband Juice combined.

"Are girls attracted to invertebrates?" Haha, funny. Actually, my ladies often tell me how inspired they are by the courageous way I overcome my back problems. And I regularly get compliments on my posture.

@Nicole - someday I'll have to take you and nicespice out to dine on A5 Japanese Wagyu steaks. You haven't really had a steak (and none of the losers on here have, either) until you've had Wagyu.

Actually, don't waste your time. You losers lack the appearance, demeanor, and means to pull this off.

^^Case in point, lol

"I anticipate a Saturday would be a slow night on TUSCL. Most of you guys are out getting dances, right?" @8-ball - You're new, so let me clue you in: the regular posters on here are a bunch of old farts who exclusively club on weekday day shift. They have posted (and I am not making this up) about leaving the club by 4 pm "to beat the rush." So when considering their "expert" strip club advice, keep in mind they likely haven't set foot in a strip club on a Saturday night in years (because "Saturday night is a busy strip club night.")

@PhatBoy99 - great insight as usual, thanks. Maybe these violent strippers suffer from poor impulse control? Attacking another dancer over dumb shit - sounds pretty wack.

People get "mentioned" on here all the time (it's a discussion board after all), but they're not so thin skinned /paranoid that they have to respond with page length posts... ...okay, SJG does.

The rest of us were just joking around on this thread (gallows humor) because we're worried about our buddy, Juice. But you had to jack the thread and make it all about yourself. Typical.

I saw the headline earlier, but didn't realize it was a stripper. Anyway, I'm sure that sneaky Asian woman did something to "antagonize" her. I mean, a stripper just wouldn't go off on someone for no good reason, right?

"from what I've been told by a woman I know who was in a minimum security prison". Right, a "woman you know", sure, got it...

"I deplore stripper-on-stripper violence." Amen, brother. Good things the dancers on here are all refined, classy ladies that would never even think about threatening another dancer with bodily harm... ...oh, wait.

^^Maybe she can hire a sketchy low-rent lawyer that hangs out in strip clubs and try the "It wasn't me, it was my evil twin" defense.

Hope things work out for those two crazy kids.

^^awww, that's so sweet...I'm getting a little choked up right now...