In need of bad advice and believe this is the place to get it

Why not troll a web site?

No you get a cash advance on credit cards

I've read the troll posts on here and don't care to be one. While I find two-bits entertaining, most of the others are immature and irritating. That, and I anticipate a Saturday would be a slow night on TUSCL. Most of you guys are out getting dances, right?

Cash advance on credit cards? Not going there. Maximum I can get from the ATM is $400. In the grand scheme of things it's not a lot of money, just a big realization that I lack willpower I guess.

"Why not troll a web site?" you ask?

txtittyfag = the answer, because I'd rather blow a few hundred bucks than spend my Saturday night like this guy.

No offense to the rest of you. There's a lot of good stuff on here.

Save your money go to hk in tj! Stop wasting time and money on us clubs!

DC9428 - that's what I need to hear. But I also gotta say, you're making it very difficult for me to go out, have a good time, and then blame the consequences on someone else Oh well.

Anyone else have an opinion?

"Stop wasting time and money on us clubs!"

I like clean women. Will I find one at hk in tj?

That does sound good. Won't solve my problem tonight, but something to keep in mind for the next vacation.

Who is to say you'll be free the next time you have the "strip club budget" available? Give up the grocery budget for the strip club, groceries are overrated anyway.

"Who is to say you'll be free the next time you have the "strip club budget" available?"

Damn that's some solid reasoning. Problem is I only budget for 2 - 3 strip club outings per month, and I think I'm likely to find more than that number of open nights each month. And I'm kind of trying to spread them out because I'm a tad ahead of schedule on my spending this year. But damn, that's the most convincing argument I think I'm going to hear. I might just have to do that.

Get a real job li,e a grown up....

"Get a real job"

Where exactly do you think my budget came from, the welfare office?

It depends, if you can do something else where the strip club won't be on your mind, then don't go and save your $$$ - if you're gonna be fighting the urge all night then just go and at the very least spend the $$$ well (e.g. if the talent is not good then hang and save your $$$)

If you have to budget for your strip club visits, you probably shouldn't be going to strip clubs.

I budget for everything. Does that mean I should stop eating and saving for retirement, as both of those expenses are in the budget too?

I've budgeted all of my living expenses for the rest of the year

This is autistic

including my strip club activities

Ok, getting better

Do I stay home and watch a movie or do I say fuck the budget and hit a club with the maximum that I can get out of the ATM

What should I do?

If you're asking here, it's just seeking approval man. I have had some of the best times when I was conflicted. Wouldn't trade them in for anything.

"I have had some of the best times when I was conflicted. Wouldn't trade them in for anything."

That's all I needed to hear. i'm out the door now.

You know that the daily limit per atm is $400. So you could go to 2 atm’s and withdraw $800.

However, remember that Saturday night is a busy strip club night. There are bachelor parties and lots of amateur clubbers wasting dancers time. I’d recommend staying home, and saving your money. Saturday nights can be a bigger night for wasting money. If you want to be a frugal monger - Saturday isn’t a good night.

So you want to go to the strip club but know it's a bad idea. Easy, just look at porn.

$400? I thought it was $700 or $800. Maybe it depends how much you got in there.

I'm not budgeting anything but am saving about $3000 a month. Staying home tonight because if the rain. Enjoy life while you can. You don't know when shut will hit the fan and it's crappy weather or the strip club closes or imposes crappy rules. I once spent $300 every weekend and had about 11 favorites. Now I don't even visit strip clubs every week and when I do, I don't always buy dances.

Crappy I device keeps changing i's and u's.

I wouldn't go if I have no budget or don't have extra money for the month. I wait until I can't stand it any more / all I can think about in SC or dancers . . . then I go. That's what works for me.

Good luck!

"I anticipate a Saturday would be a slow night on TUSCL. Most of you guys are out getting dances, right?"

@8-ball - You're new, so let me clue you in: the regular posters on here are a bunch of old farts who exclusively club on weekday day shift.

They have posted (and I am not making this up) about leaving the club by 4 pm "to beat the rush."

So when considering their "expert" strip club advice, keep in mind they likely haven't set foot in a strip club on a Saturday night in years (because "Saturday night is a busy strip club night.")

Fri & Sat nights are for amateur mongers.

^^Case in point, lol

^they don’t leave by 4 pm to beat the rush the leave by 4 pm because the home Stops serving fruit cups after the early bird.

BTW, 8-ball, you were right about this being the place to get bad advice. And not just on strip clubs, either, we cover the gamut - you can find bad advice here on finances, politics, music, you name it.

TUSCL is also in the top .1% of places on the internet to get really bad legal advice.

This 8 ball figure is my new CF troll. (ATF still Poosche of course)

DC9428 - great advice, and it was a worthwhile trip.

My (now former) CF wasn't there, and she's apparently been bragging about me, because girl after girl after girl approached me to offer more for less. So in the long run tonight has saved me money.

two_bits - I'm only as new as I pretend to be.

"I'm only as new as I pretend to be."

Aren't we all, lol.

atta boy 8 ball!