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7 years ago
@Subraman - and here I thought you had game
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7 years ago
“she doesn't have any other options as far as customers, even if she wanted any.”
So that’s your secret to success!
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7 years ago
“If I am in the mood nothing harms the rod.”
Not going to get any arguments here about you being a prick all the time
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7 years ago
Wait, taxi_driver has his own website? Who knew?
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7 years ago
That's all the time we have, folks. Tune in again next week for another edition of "Stump the Chumps."
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7 years ago
Great. Another "limp dick" thread.
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7 years ago
“clear eyes, soft, clean hair...full hearts, can’t lose”
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7 years ago
@VM - forget Florida, I found your next travel destination:
http://www.kansascity.com/news/state/missouri/article204287484.html
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7 years ago
“Same answer as skibum” x 2
You were all in college in 1978?
Bunch of old men.
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7 years ago
If Trump really wants to clear this up, maybe he should hold a White House press conference, with his wife at his side, and declare "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Stormy Daniels." Oh, wait...never mind, bad idea.
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7 years ago
"It's a non issue - as the sex appears consentual"
Well, except that it's adultery, which is still illegal in Florida and New York. The "Christian" Right used to be against that kind of stuff, but I guess they're okay with it now. The bigger question is how a documented case of adultery would affect the pre-nup when Melania gets her inevitable divorce settlement. If only we had a decent divorce lawyer on this board who could clue us in.
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7 years ago
@TheeOSU - careful, vm is looking for his trusty Ka-Bar as we speak
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7 years ago
"she wasn’t a dancer at least on this day, but was offering services outside the club"
So the rather large cover charge could be either 1) Club trying to discourage working girls from plying their trade in the club, or 2) Club trying to get a piece of the action
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7 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
@GACA - Why don't you let Rick take this one off your hands, she sounds more his type anyway (i.e., clearly desperate).
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7 years ago
"The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ejaculated on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area."
LOL, that beaver LDK'd him!
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7 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
And what do you call the "targeting dancers in desperate situations" approach? Oh, right, "The System."
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7 years ago
See what I mean?
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7 years ago
Have any of you ever tried getting OTC from a bartender at the strip club? Yes.
What were the results? Went something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt2wjJlP2N4
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7 years ago
VM doesn't need a GPS. His keen sense of direction was honed to a razor edge during his time with MACV-SOG in 'Nam.
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7 years ago
"I'm curious, what is the other forum? Id like to read the story there."
Traitor!
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7 years ago
@ATACdawg - Well, that puts a different spin on things. You seem very loyal to her. I wonder how many TUSCLers in that same situation would do what you did?
(I already know I wouldn't have. The one time a dancer asked me for help because she couldn't work, I blocked her number.)
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7 years ago
From Maureen Dowd's new NYT column "The First Porn President"
WASHINGTON — Why not just go with Dirk Diggler? I mean, if you’re going to pick a fake name to pay off a porn star you’ve dallied with, why choose something bland like David Dennison? If you are, after all, Donald Trump, the king of grandiosity, go for a name worthy of being Stormy Daniels’s real-life co-star. A proper moniker is in order if Trump is going to be our first porn president."
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/opinion/sunday/trump-the-porn-president.html
Sorry, Maureen, but as we all know, theDirkDiggler moniker is already taken, at least here on TUSCL.
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7 years ago
Good point. Since you "spring forward" at 2:00 a.m., you couldn't technically have a 2 a.m.er, making this the safest night of the year to club!
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7 years ago
"...only about 10 from my ATF's house. I delivered a sizable was of cash, as she was in an accident last weekend that will have her flat on her back for at least three months (broken sternum)."
@ATACdawg - Damnit, you can't just tease us by posting that in a random thread. This is TUSCL and we need details, man (e.g. how did she break her sternum? can she still fuck? why are you bringing her wads of cash? etc.)
Seriously, this is worthy of its own posted topic. I even have a title for you: "The Girl with the Broken Sternum"
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7 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
@GACA - Hey!