Reviews by Muddy

Tuesday Night. Rainy. Way uptown in Fort George. Not a high income area but I wouldn't say the hood. NYPD 34th precinct right across the street. Parking is a huge pain in the ass in…

South Amboy, NJ. Just after midnight. Right by XXXV club and Black Betty's. The latter I had just came from. Plenty of parking. Small building. Walk in $20 cover. Nude club. BYOB. I didn't bring…

Sayreville, NJ. Right by strip clubs XXXV club and Lust. Good location right near the outer bridge crossing to Staten Island. On Rt 35. There was enough parking but on a weekend night it might…

South Hackensack, NJ. Tuesday night around midnight. Warehouse district, found parking on the street. Get patted down, show id to dude in bulletproof vest. So maybe it gets crazy like that or the bouncers are…

South Hackensack, NJ. Thursday night around 1030. Industrial area changing to a suburban one. Plenty of parking. Alright area. Walk in no cover. Cool big black dude just gave me a fist pound coming in,…

South Hackensack. Right by the Teterboro Airport on US 46. Just before midnight. There's parking I went down a couple lots over and parked in front of a car wash place. Walk in cover is…

Lodi, NJ. Thursday night at around 1am. Right by Satin Dolls along I-80. Plenty of parking. There like a restaurant attached here to it. Cover was $20. Big black guy and skinny tall white guy…

Neptune City. Right off the shore and next to Asbury Park where Bruce Springsteen got his start. Which you know I had to blast some Bruce on the way here. To my knowledge except for…

Came up here on a Thursday night just before midnight. It's right near the new Mario Cuomo Bridge used to be called the Tappan Zee but I'm sure many will still call it that. Aside…

Saturday night. Keyport, NJ. Not a bad at area at all, suburban area. Came in around midnight. Plenty of parking. Cover just because it was a UFC pay per view was $10. I'm guessing that…

Saturday night. Had just come from Fantasies. Deliahs Dne is a suburban area seems fine to me. No cover. Get wanded down. Place seemed to be really without the energy of the previous two clubs…

Parlin, NJ. Saturday night around 1030. Right next to a McDonald’s and behind gas station. On a busy road. Plenty of parking. $20 cover get wristband. That’s it. Set up one rectangular bar. Stages in…

Coney Isand, Brooklyn. Right under the Ferris Wheel 🎡 I came in around midnight. It’s right under a train track and one block from the beach. Coney Island has its rough parts but this parts…

And the sun shines on the bay. Tuesday night around 1130. Yonkers just outside the Bronx. Right by the Empire City Casino. This area does not seem rough. Parking on street, anywhere you should be…

Brooklyn, Sunset Park it’s by the docks not a ghetto area and right off the BQE. Thursday night around midnight. I parked on right around the corner on the street. You should be able to…

Providence. Cool city. Not really ghetto at all atleast the parts I’ve seen. I ate pizza at Caserta’s and Felini’s both really different from each other but I liked it. Came here passing through Providence…

I got nothing against foreign girls but some of these clubs in NYC you wonder if it’s a strip club or Ellis Island. Let’s be real, this is the greatest fucking city in America. The…

Chicago. Great city. Great food. You know what I think of this city as fat titty girl city it must be all those Italian beefs and polish sausage diet that gives some of these girls…

Van Nuys, Sunday night. Sort of an industrial back road. Van Nuys ain’t bad. I parked on the street. Parking lot looked filled so I thought it would be really poping on a Sunday night.…

Anaheim. Saturday night. Around 1130. Cover $20. Parking in the back. I thought guy at the front was a cool dude. Get frisked down, ID check. Walk in bar with beer and stage. It seems…

Saturday night in Anaheim. I think Anaheim is such a nice area, everything is new and clean. Fritz has its own parking plenty of it. ID check go in $15 cover. First things first the…

Great lineup here but too many fucking guys or just people in general. I was asking for it coming on a Saturday night. It turned into some make it rain, loud people, champagne bullshit club.…

Have you heard the news in the Soho tribuuuuuuune, you know she did me dirty and then this ROB broke my heaaaarrrt. Alright I came in on Friday night and I need a fight, ok…

As in I left. First review in about 5 years so I guess this ain’t the spot for a lot for a lot of people. Friday afternoon around 4. Nice guy at the front no…

Thursday night Van Nuys. I thought it looked like they might valet so I parked on the street and guy was working out of his RV with tools on a car. I don’t know if…