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published 1 yr ago
My Scarlett Letter: "Dear Cuban Strippers, my cum tastes better than you think"
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Tampa, FL. Saturday night. I was actually here before which is not something I say a lot in at least when it comes to reviewing but last time I was here a couple years ago…

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published 1 yr ago
Whiskey in the Gar...ter
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Seminole, FL. Saturday night. Just came from a Kenny Loggins concert, really why I was down here in Florida in the first place and figured I might as well hit up some strip clubs I…

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published 1 yr ago
Who knew they made cuban mermaids down here in Atlantis
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Largo, FL. Saturday afternoon. Plenty of parking. Right on a commercial drag. Area seems fine to me. Walk in, guy standing at a podium. He mentions to me no cover before 7. No id check,…

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published 1 yr ago
Whoops sorry you were looking for Baby Dolls DALLAS! Better luck next time!
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Clearwater, FL. Saturday afternoon. Right across the way from the much more famous OZ on Route 19. Plenty of parking behind this club in the back. Walk up, and walk in to no cover, no…

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published 1 yr ago
Come on down for a Hoodrat Birfday party!
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Orlando, FL. Friday night after midnight. Didn't seem like a bad area, commercial strip. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk up to a guy in a bulletproof vest. Pat down he asks me if…

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published 1 yr ago
Bring ear protection
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

Orlando, FL. Friday night. It looked like parking was crazy, so I parked on the grass on the street. Apparently you can valet it but I didn't want to do that. Walk up a few…

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published 1 yr ago
I bought plane tickets to Leningrad somehow ended up in Florida
reviewed by
Muddy

4.7

St. Petersburg, FL. Saturday afternoon. Downtown St. Peterburg, the only club down here not far from where the Tampa Bay Rays play. It was raining pretty hard out when I was in the area so…

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published 1 yr ago
Skip it
reviewed by
Muddy

4.0

Orlando, Florida. Friday night. Commercial strip. Just came Rachels south. Plenty of parking in a lot. Walk up, black dude security guard in a bulletproof vest, pat down and walk in. Girl at the desk,…

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published 1 yr ago
I would still bang fat Rachel Ray
reviewed by
Muddy

7.7

Orlando, FL. Friday night. Big lot, security out front. Doesn't seem like a bad area, commercial strip. Walk up, no pat down. Walk in cover is $10 and free military. Head around. These Rachel locations…

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published 1 yr ago
Orlando named for Orlando Reeves, an army sentry killed during the Seminole Wars
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Orlando, FL. Friday night. Near a freeway seems like a decent area, industrial. Plenty of parking. There's valet parking but I didn't use it. Quite a few sports cars. Walk up get greeted into the…

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published 1 yr ago
I was a little late to breakfast
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Buffalo, NY. Saturday after midnight. Right by the airport. Area appeared fine. Plenty of parking. Walk in guy at the front $10 cover and ID check. Set up, pretty nice spot inside, bar right in…

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published 1 yr ago
Better just to spend all your Buffalo Bills on some Buffalo Wings.
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

North Tonawanda, NY. Just north of Buffalo. Sort of like a nightlife strip on Webster street, area seems plenty safe. Right down a quiet alley to Alexanders. Walk in, down the steps no cover, no…